Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 82
- Children: 36.59% (30)
- Elderly: 6.10% (5)
Racial Breakdown
- 42 kobold (51.2%)
- 22 hobgoblin (26.8%)
- 13 deep dwarf (15.8%)
- 4 human (4.8%)
- 1 other (1.2%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 0 Businesses
- 0 Specialists
- 11 Residences
Summary [-]
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Big Larchfield Bend is known for the following resources:
- Bee hives that are visited frequently by wenches.
- An old tower inhabited by vampire clams that are frequented by locals. One might dig up a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Many years ago, the constable of Thistlebova Springs lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day Wrarc the spirit stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the spirit, but were caught. Along came Tellia Domchaser the minotaur, who was an expert bowman. Tellia had a plan to trick the spirit by causing a distraction while others struck. When Tellia Domchaser faced the spirit, Tellia Domchaser killed the spirit.
- Once upon a time, the townsfolk of Grantdar Gate lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day Rat the serial killer stole a priceless heirloom. The townsfolk tried to stop the serial killer, but failed miserably. Along came a human named Dones Andremell, who was an expert bowman. Dones had a plan to trick the serial killer by killing the serial killer while she slept. When Dones Andremell faced the serial killer, Dones Andremell defeated Rat and rescued Grantdar Gate.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen cerimonial knife. Mild danger may be involved. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elanalaen Hunithrose.
- Required: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Doney Danon if interested.
- Wanted: Someone stole my holy symbol. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Rugog Evilmaw if intrigued.
- Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Naremt Braindoom for more details.
- Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be quick on your feet. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Abavarlas Goldeneye.
- Tillak has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Yorbor Paperfounder.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Uldal Ironaxe is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bucklemaker. He appears gambling.
- Wot is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre actor. She appears cowed.
- Nat is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ostler. She appears forbidding.
- Taz is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a decent chandler. He appears idealistic.
- Dan Braord is a male human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled brewer. He appears pacifistic.
- Bot is a female kobold who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled social worker. She appears helpful.
- Balmir Goodfighter is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears flirtatious.
- Skaril Drumfounder is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. She appears melancholy.
Travelers [-]
- Glanarz Skullkiller The Red, a nihilistic male half-orc. He is a rogue who is following a message from an angel.
- Done Antonman, a melancholy male human. He is a wizard who is fleeing debtors.
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These establishments worthy of mention in Big Larchfield Bend:
- The Eastern Rooster Shop [+]
- The Noisy Elves Inc. [+]
- The Cardinal Lion Farmers Market [+]
- The Divine Cat Clinic [+]
- The Blue Skull Scribe [+]
- The Leaping Fireplace Blowers [+]
- The Knotted Jane Inc. [+]
- The Oiled Bull Purse Shop [+]