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Welcome to Big Larchfield Bend!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 82
  • Children: 36.59% (30)
  • Elderly: 6.10% (5)

Racial Breakdown

  • 42 kobold (51.2%)
  • 22 hobgoblin (26.8%)
  • 13 deep dwarf (15.8%)
  • 4 human (4.8%)
  • 1 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 11 Residences

Summary [-]

Big Larchfield Bend is a settlement in the Venganat Territory with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (33/sq km), covers 2.48 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1776 meters.

Climate [-]

Big Larchfield Bend has a Tropical Savanna climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and a pronounced dry season, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally warm with high variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Big Larchfield Bend sees a single star overhead: Tok, a massive yellow star. Big Larchfield Bend also has a double moon: Moletheus, an average bone white moon and Spomemos, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny nearby planet that has been around for only a few years.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Big Larchfield Bend; no roads are major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone streets in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, racial, and civic.

Government [-]

Big Larchfield Bend is governed through a federation, where sovereign power is formally divided between a central authority and a number of constituent regions. The government as a whole is seen as efficient. Officials in Big Larchfield Bend are often seen as unethical and the policies are hated. The political influence of Big Larchfield Bend in the region is maturing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Big Larchfield Bend is ruled by Governor Barbul Clashingvault. The Governor has been in power for mere days and is mocked by the people. There is strong opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Big Larchfield Bend has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 11 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 4 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Big Larchfield Bend is poorly fortified. Big Larchfield Bend fighters are much loved for their use of claw bracers in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Big Larchfield Bend is currently insulated.

Resources [-]

Big Larchfield Bend is known for the following resources:

  • Bee hives that are visited frequently by wenches.
  • An old tower inhabited by vampire clams that are frequented by locals. One might dig up a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, the constable of Thistlebova Springs lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day Wrarc the spirit stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the spirit, but were caught. Along came Tellia Domchaser the minotaur, who was an expert bowman. Tellia had a plan to trick the spirit by causing a distraction while others struck. When Tellia Domchaser faced the spirit, Tellia Domchaser killed the spirit.
  • Once upon a time, the townsfolk of Grantdar Gate lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day Rat the serial killer stole a priceless heirloom. The townsfolk tried to stop the serial killer, but failed miserably. Along came a human named Dones Andremell, who was an expert bowman. Dones had a plan to trick the serial killer by killing the serial killer while she slept. When Dones Andremell faced the serial killer, Dones Andremell defeated Rat and rescued Grantdar Gate.

Events [-]

Big Larchfield Bend is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen cerimonial knife. Mild danger may be involved. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elanalaen Hunithrose.
  • Required: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Doney Danon if interested.
  • Wanted: Someone stole my holy symbol. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Rugog Evilmaw if intrigued.
  • Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Naremt Braindoom for more details.
  • Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be quick on your feet. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Abavarlas Goldeneye.
  • Tillak has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Yorbor Paperfounder.

People [-]

The people in Big Larchfield Bend love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Uldal Ironaxe is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bucklemaker. He appears gambling.
  • Wot is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre actor. She appears cowed.
  • Nat is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ostler. She appears forbidding.
  • Taz is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a decent chandler. He appears idealistic.
  • Dan Braord is a male human who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled brewer. He appears pacifistic.
  • Bot is a female kobold who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled social worker. She appears helpful.
  • Balmir Goodfighter is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears flirtatious.
  • Skaril Drumfounder is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. She appears melancholy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Glanarz Skullkiller The Red, a nihilistic male half-orc. He is a rogue who is following a message from an angel.
  • Done Antonman, a melancholy male human. He is a wizard who is fleeing debtors.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Big Larchfield Bend:

  • The Eastern Rooster Shop [+]
  • The Noisy Elves Inc. [+]
  • The Cardinal Lion Farmers Market [+]
  • The Divine Cat Clinic [+]
  • The Blue Skull Scribe [+]
  • The Leaping Fireplace Blowers [+]
  • The Knotted Jane Inc. [+]
  • The Oiled Bull Purse Shop [+]