Welcome to Bad Hambbridge!

Bad Hambbridge is known for the following resources:

• Substantial kitten glarings that are visited frequently by townspeople.
• Vampire cobra quivers that are feared by kittens.
• A haunted cave inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are hunted by children. The locals speak of a stash of iron maidens in a nearby pit.
• A new castle inhabited by carnivorous kittens that are frequented by vampires. One might find a stash of gold in a nearby pit.
• New coconut harvests that are avoided by locals. Tullita Cobblecog said one might dig up a chest containing monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.

• Needed: I have cockatrices in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Daney Staey to learn more.
• Missing chalice. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Tilkaro.
• I'm looking for rare feral cats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Contact Xodomn Ghosttcutter.
• Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Xtemt Ogrebeast.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact James Casridge.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thzzpair if interested.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for rare mephits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Aeslenthil Skycloak if intrigued.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Discretion required. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Sugt Armsnapper.
• Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Bardor Rustcavern.
• Help! Alenaltars Miststryke has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Illarttars Firehelm if interested.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Abarun Honorroad.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Balkon Firecloak if interested.
• Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Chief Noddu Backkiller.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Borrim Platinumcoin.
• I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Nbzar Evilmouth.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen holy symbol. Will pay in gold. Contact Chalantars Ravensong.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Goesey Stormchaser.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghuggurg Armnor The Strong for further details.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Joes Andrgan.
• Required: I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Mickey Southgan to learn more.
• Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dok Bearroot.

• Loril Bronzetower is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted cutler. He appears trusting.
• Ferdider Clawsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a mediocre mason. She appears self-obsessed.
• Alaellanae Teasen'mane is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mocked baker. He appears scattered.
• Calitek Icerunner is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned plasterer. She appears loud.
• Jop is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted prostitute. He appears easily offended.
• Ardal Holysmith is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted cobbler. He appears beligerent.
• Mastra is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled illuminator. She appears solemn.
• Weotred Oatilg is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled actor. He appears drunken.
• Bargin Starbellows is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted painter. She appears easily offended.
• Fillanssa Sunbow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. She appears patronizing.
• Rot is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked cartwright. She appears fashion concious.
• Halhiainne Tyrneadew is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled spicemerchant. She appears melancholy.
• Arlia Windstrider is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a mocked pastrycook. She appears loud.
• Enre is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent saddler. He appears sick.
• Zat is a male kobold who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled courtier. He appears egotistical.
• Bjorkdek Wildgath is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a renowned bowyer. He appears embittered.
• Thzztra is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent hatmaker. She appears drunken.
• Harrall is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked jailer. He appears unreliable.
• Cor is a male kobold who is known in that part of town as being a renowned alchemist. He appears gluttonous.
• Arorin Brightcrown is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears drunken.
• Argar Ironsmelter is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted alchemist. She appears fatalistic.
• Yorag Sunhunter is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled actor. He appears spiteful.
• Arrim Ashforge is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled outfitter. She appears helpful.
• Yorond Firechisel is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted armorer. He appears quiet.
• Balmir Greaseycask is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent carpenter. He appears apologetic.
• Foosmain Runerangli is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled locksmith. He appears forgetful.

• Gavdan Gyrobolt, a melancholy female gnome. She is a fighter who is here to buy supplies.
• Jo Peterston, a boastful male human. He is a bard who is doing something amazing.
• Mickry Corard, a deluded male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is doing something amazing.
• Xubok Evilbeast, an unreliable male hobgoblin. He is a warrior who is finding a missing criminal.
• Tgunk Darkdeath, a pacifistic male hobgoblin. He is a wizard who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Jame Bracombe, a jolly female lycanthrope. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Lik, a mocking male kobold. He is an aristocrat who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Malne Hambot, a beligerent male halfling. He is a wizard who is doing something questionable.
• Danic Clayne, a shifty female human. She is a rogue who is here to buy spices.
• Jamry Braon, a resentful female human. She is an adept who is finding a missing artifact.
• Dan Robertinson, an apologetic male half-dwarf. He is a cleric who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Yerzin se S'hooral, an idealistic female lizardfolk. She is an expert who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Odddsh Headsnapper, a smitten female bugbear. She is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
• Taurtrah Icespire, a resentful male minotaur. He is a warrior who is doing something impossible.
• Merm Greatdamn, a shifty female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.
• Jory Chasford, a pacifistic female half-dwarf. She is a rogue who is fleeing overdue taxes.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Hambbridge:

• The Wobblin' Knife Roofing [+] The Wobblin' Knife Roofing is a normal sized, disgusting-looking roofer. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving deep dwarf named Armir Dullmoor. The roofer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the roofer. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Pot Candle Maker [+] The Seven Pot Candle Maker is a typical sized, filthy-looking illuminator. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a solemn kobold named Jat. The illuminator is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the illuminator. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Grog House of Colors [+] The Stinky Grog House of Colors is an average sized, damp-looking dyer. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mocking deep dwarf named Skabin Jetkeep. The dyer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, you hear a bubbling sound, and you smell something fishy. There are 3 customers in the dyer. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Horse Inc. [+] The Noisy Horse Inc. is a small, crowded-looking studio. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful dwarf named Grunag Tigercrown. The studio is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the studio. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Red Urchin Gaol [+] The Red Urchin Gaol is an average sized, filthy-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a healthy dwarf named Balkon Ivoryfinger. The jailhouse is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Monk Harnesses [+] The Gutted Monk Harnesses is a normal sized, filthy-looking harness maker. The building faces south with clean windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a loud kobold named Vaz. The harness maker is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Cat Star Gazers [+] The Highlighted Cat Star Gazers is a huge, tidy-looking astrologer. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a guarded dwarf named Drokon Smartthrone. The astrologer is known for fair prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 2 customers in the astrologer. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Thunderbird Mill [+] The Happy Thunderbird Mill is an average sized, disgusting-looking mill. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cowed minotaur named Uovtra Bregmist. The mill is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the mill. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Pot Inc. [+] The Crooked Pot Inc. is a small, smelly-looking smokehouse. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish kobold named Car. The smokehouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Boar Inc. [+] The Crippled Boar Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy minotaur named Ageras Riverhoof. The smokehouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the smokehouse. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Days Farmers Market [+] The Chicken Days Farmers Market is a huge, smelly-looking haymerchant. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a violent deep dwarf named Garorin Wisetable. The haymerchant is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Thunderbird Shop [+] The Dry Thunderbird Shop is a normal sized, clean-looking cobblershop. The building faces northeast with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a guarded mindflayer named Dis'ith. The cobblershop is known for very high prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear the work of shoes, and you smell scent of leather. There are 2 customers in the cobblershop. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Bag Fish Camp [+] The Boiling Bag Fish Camp is a typical sized, damp-looking fishery. The building faces south with three windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken elf named Darrigiyn Aleawalker. The fishery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Lion Study [+] The Sloppy Lion Study is a huge, tidy-looking library. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a lovelorn minotaur named Teksha Clawspire. The library is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the library. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Virgin Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Virgin Leather Goods is an average sized, smelly-looking harness maker. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a pacifistic deep dwarf named Grumdin Talonsmith. The harness maker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the harness maker. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Bill Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Bill Dry Goods is a typical sized, disgusting-looking general store. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a pious deep dwarf named Arrun Carbonhall. The general store is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the general store. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Frog Cloth [+] The Slippery Frog Cloth is a typical sized, dusty-looking mercer. The building faces south with many windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic minotaur named Aliyes Plaincloud. The mercer is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Alicorn Leatherworks [+] The Broken Alicorn Leatherworks is a huge, orderly-looking leathershop. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful mindflayer named Thzzm. The leathershop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Pig Locksmith [+] The Puking Pig Locksmith is a small, disgusting-looking locksmith. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable elf named Larartlas Melithwater. The locksmith is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the locksmith. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Ulcer Poor House [+] The Slade Ulcer Poor House is a large, dusty-looking almshouse. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a resentful kobold named Git. The almshouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the almshouse. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Well Store [+] The Wiley Well Store is a large, tidy-looking shop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty mindflayer named Goiril. The shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Flame Scribe [+] The Blind Flame Scribe is a large, tidy-looking copyoffice. The building faces northeast with clean windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an unreliable minotaur named Genlongo Winterstalker. The copyoffice is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the copyoffice. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Grog Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Grog Whorehouse is an average sized, clean-looking brothel. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a chatty mindflayer named Goithul. The brothel is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you see candles and drapery, and you hear loud moaning. There are 2 customers in the brothel. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Greyhound Inc. [+] The Nomadic Greyhound Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking weaver. The building faces northwest with a stone storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty mindflayer named Chturc. The weaver is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the weaver. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Short Hammer Book Smith [+] The Short Hammer Book Smith is a small, cluttered-looking bookbinder. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded dwarf named Skaril Forgemail. The bookbinder is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There is 1 customer in the bookbinder. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Song Dry Goods [+] The Stumpy Song Dry Goods is a typical sized, orderly-looking general store. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed elf named Adahiatars Duskingriver. The general store is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the general store. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.