Welcome to Port Cooperpost Hold!

Port Cooperpost Hold is known for the following resources:

• A new gazebo inhabited by tame kittens that are feared by locals. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• Huge spider clusters that are feared by zombies. Xtunk Wormwiser said one might find a stash of kitten mittens in a well.
• Magical magic cork bushes that are avoided by magic users. Danry Benorth said the locals speak of bags of diamonds in a well.
• Bountiful pigment banks that are avoided by locals. Mickes Rosesford said the locals speak of piles of silver buried near there.

• I have beaky brain monsters in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Brobor Dullneck for further details.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Danry Goodcombe.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Coina Prettywill for more details.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Will pay in gold. Contact Ghrizer.
• Bored? Bard seeks apprentice. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Permai Thornheart for more information.
• armor tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mickic Casridge.
• seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Allirette Electrowink.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kholurz Armnor for further details.
• Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Thorgan Forgeslayer.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kakig Moknor.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Will pay in gold. Contact Tol Hairytan for more details.

• Aeslantel Auvreamight is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. She appears gosipy.
• Ama Kallistick is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled sage. He appears melancholy.
• Adaellaen Frostsworn is a male elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. He appears nosy.
• Faetaen Mistglow is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked hatmaker. He appears cautious.
• Dan Andrrell is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent bookseller. He appears jesterly.
• Durgin Mithrilsword is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre saddler. He appears greedy.
• El Hambread is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled wine seller. She appears cautious.
• Nhodorg Backbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mocked laborer. She appears forbidding.
• Illellssa Killegrove is a male elf who is known in the world as being a skilled tilemaker. He appears exhausted.
• Grumdal Feasttoe is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre scribe. She appears outlandish.
• Lobin Kindforge is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked sculptor. He appears patriotic.
• Davic Morield is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted magic dealer. She appears scattered.
• Glotgurg Headbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled engineer. He appears loud.
• Nhogbor Headripper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled glassmaker. She appears boastful.

• Elellanae Brightrose, an efficient male elf. He is a rogue who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Ulgar Brightmace, a nosy male dwarf. He is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Dan Davley, a quiet female half-orc. She is an adept who is here to buy supplies.

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Cooperpost Hold:

• The Wobbling Virgin Construction [+] The Wobbling Virgin Construction is a small, packed-looking roofer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey half-orc named Dusush Headcracker. The roofer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the roofer. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Kettles . [+] The Fired Kettles . is a normal sized, cluttered-looking ropemaker. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a self-obsessed halfling named Tolinaly Orskin. The ropemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the ropemaker. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Cat Meat House [+] The Whirling Cat Meat House is a small, packed-looking butchershop. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a self-obsessed gnome named Kia Electrojet. The butchershop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Paladin Inc. [+] The Fawning Paladin Inc. is a typical sized, disgusting-looking sawmill. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Skaorin Drumcloak. The sawmill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you smell sawdust, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There are 5 customers in the sawmill. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Silver Dumping Ground [+] The Wrong Silver Dumping Ground is a large, dusty-looking junkyard. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian dwarf named Grimdor Ashcask. The junkyard is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Harpoon Study [+] The Slumbering Harpoon Study is an average sized, neat-looking library. The building faces east with large windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a trusting gnome named Tullin Triggerjet. The library is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the library. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Friends Scabbards [+] The Greasy Friends Scabbards is a small, orderly-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with a stone storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive elf named Ilylaninne Lightriver. The scabbard maker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the scabbard maker. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Whisper Inc. [+] The Gray Whisper Inc. is an average sized, smelly-looking transportation. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and two windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an easily offended elf named Delnaltel Hlaebough. The transportation is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the transportation. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Horse Temple [+] The Dancing Horse Temple is a normal sized, damp-looking brothel. The building faces northeast with stained windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Borrun Strongvault. The brothel is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you see candles and drapery, and you hear loud moaning. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The New Jade Glove Shop [+] The New Jade Glove Shop is a small, cluttered-looking glove shop. The building faces south with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian elf named Ilyleninne Moonwind. The glove shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the glove shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Peacock Package Delivery [+] The Burning Peacock Package Delivery is a normal sized, neat-looking post office. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a helpful half-orc named Gukagh Headnor. The post office is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Monkey Shoppe [+] The Belching Monkey Shoppe is an average sized, dusty-looking magic shop. The building faces northwest with a few windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Darrigai Sunrunner. The magic shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the magic shop. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Oarhouse Supplies [+] The Tipsy Oarhouse Supplies is a normal sized, smelly-looking chandlery shop. The building faces southeast with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a flirtatious halfling named Malne Crazydrum. The chandlery shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the chandlery shop. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Beer Healers [+] The Dreaming Beer Healers is a small, smelly-looking clinic. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a resentful gnome named Allikey Gearwink. The clinic is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the clinic. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.