Welcome to LeCoonmead!

LeCoonmead is known for the following resources:

• A haunted grave yard inhabited by poisonous woodpeckers that are feared by kittens. Kzunk Giantrender said somoeone said someone found piles of small lyres in a tomb nearby.
• Dragon wiers that are visited frequently by unicorns.
• Abundant carnivorous woodpecker descents that are visited frequently by gru.
• Substantial wild crow murders that are frequented by vampires. One might find piles of silver in a tomb nearby.

• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xodub Rantrot.
• Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mickes Bartoden.
• Help Needed: Looking for something new? Missing ring of wishes. We suspect stirge are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Tromd Ironshadow.
• Someone stole my relic. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Minrun Earthgath.
• goblin wranglin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Zrozarz Neckkiller.
• Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tolnellda Marbough for more details.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Contact Car.
• Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome imps required. Will pay in gold. Contact Dzuzar Ghosttshredder for further details.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Erartssa Hlaeshadow if interested.
• Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Elhg.
• Help Needed: Bored? Druid seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Discretion required. Contact Wram.
• Looking for something new? Snorbin Darkforge has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. References required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Snorril Ambersword.
• Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Sombub Armcrusher.

• Donic Stott is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled mason. She appears jaded.
• Balond Bronzering is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled chandler. She appears cowed.
• Grimond Strongbreaker is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre physician. She appears efficient.
• Erartiyn Spiritdawn is a male elf who is known in the world as being a gifted physician. He appears worrying.
• Tom Gyrofiz is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned jeweler. He appears worrying.
• Argan Stormforge is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre mason. He appears guarded.
• Danic Danham is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled watercarrier. He appears mocking.
• Babtsy Cogglegauge is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled jailer. He appears attentive.
• Bealey Greasefiz is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled social worker. She appears conspirational.
• Jentsy Tiddlyblast is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled painter. She appears jesterly.
• Gabley Gearbit is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a decent sheriff. He appears cautious.
• Cotvin Wobbbolt is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled miller. He appears cowed.
• Uldal Doghunter is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent bounty hunter. She appears trusting.
• Garnir Greenbellows is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled dyer. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Filriganae Darkrose is a male elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre wagoneer. He appears outlandish.
• Aesartlas Blueshadow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled sage. She appears spiteful.

• Aison Thermobun, a pious male gnome. He is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Illttel Hunithwalker, a pacifistic male elf. He is a warrior who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Snorbor Shinyhill, a cautious male dwarf. He is a wizard who is here to buy supplies.
• Dan Matman, a forbidding female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.

These establishments worthy of mention in LeCoonmead:

• The Murdered Hops Inc. [+] The Murdered Hops Inc. is a large, tidy-looking tavern. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Bonvin Cogglegadget. The tavern is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the tavern. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Elves Inc. [+] The Lonely Elves Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking winery. The building faces east with barred windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an efficient half-dwarf named Danic Brownall. The winery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the winery. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Randy Boar Correctional Centre [+] The Randy Boar Correctional Centre is a typical sized, disgusting-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with broken windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Babva Greasetonk. The jailhouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Tower Blowers [+] The Leaping Tower Blowers is a large, messy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with tiny windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a xenophobic dwarf named Yorond Ambermansion. The glassmaker hut is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you smell a burning forge, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 5 customers in the glassmaker hut. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Knife Shop [+] The Fired Knife Shop is a small, neat-looking barbershop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, two windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a prejudiced elf named Chanaliyn Nightfire. The barbershop is known for steep prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, you smell disenfectant, and you hear a good laught. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Turkey Inn [+] The Wobbly Turkey Inn is an average sized, dirty-looking inn. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a solemn dwarf named Brogar Drakehair. The inn is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the inn. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Skull Inc. [+] The Sleeping Skull Inc. is a huge, packed-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a guilty gnome named Tul Cobblebolt. The workshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you see tools and bits of wood lying around, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 2 customers in the workshop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Great Turkey Scabbards [+] The Great Turkey Scabbards is a huge, messy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northwest with round windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Torley Tiddlygadget. The scabbard maker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Priest Saw Mill [+] The Shining Priest Saw Mill is a large, damp-looking lumbermill. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a flirtatious dwarf named Adagar Starmill. The lumbermill is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the lumbermill. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Alicorn Mill [+] The Happy Alicorn Mill is a huge, neat-looking mill. The building faces north with a mud storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a prejudiced dwarf named Grunkon Earthbreeches. The mill is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the mill. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Willow Legal Partners [+] The Horny Willow Legal Partners is an average sized, dirty-looking barrister. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jolly dwarf named Durkon Coralfist. The barrister is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 3 customers in the barrister. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling House Book Smith [+] The Fumbling House Book Smith is a large, damp-looking bookstore. The building faces northwest with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a self-obsessed dwarf named Thorrim Opalvest. The bookstore is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the bookstore. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Priest Legal Partners [+] The Hungry Priest Legal Partners is a normal sized, filthy-looking barrister. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jolly half-dwarf named Jamry Stanield. The barrister is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Wand Inc. [+] The Desert Wand Inc. is an average sized, clean-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic dwarf named Grimgar Icefighter. The masonry shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Nomad Inc. [+] The Marbled Nomad Inc. is a large, orderly-looking tannery. The building faces south with two windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish elf named Gaehiaiyn Nightcaller. The tannery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you see skins stretching, and you smell leather. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Mead Inc. [+] The Nomadic Mead Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking weaver. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, round windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guarded dwarf named Thorrim Dragonvault. The weaver is known for very high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the weaver. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.