Welcome to Geobor River!

Geobor River is known for the following resources:

• A blessed castle inhabited by defenseless woodpeckers that are feared by locals. Rumors tell of piles of silver in a dungeon.
• A new tower inhabited by wild scorpions that are frequented by townspeople. The locals speak of piles of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
• Magical rubber plantations that are feared by kittens. Ghrira said one might dig up a chest containing small lyres in a well.

• Bored? Barbarian seeks apprentice. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Porg.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Bordor Goldslayer if intrigued.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Trellth.
• Help! I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abaartai Spiritmoon.
• Required: Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Grin'toor.
• Tromd Greatshadow has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must provide your own transportation. No pay until task is completed successfully. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ulag Dulltable.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Donry Stoham.
• Wanted: A passing Barbarian is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. Contact S'hoorssen ahn S'herssen.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a secret. Contact Momd Rantgloom.
• Looking for work? Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Bjorktoron Iceis.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gaetaen Featherheart.

• Mickic Morford is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent saddler. She appears flirtatious.
• Dave Hartone is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent ropemaker. She appears fashion concious.
• Dan Antontt is a female human who is known in the region as being a skilled soldier. She appears giddy.
• Don Greenick is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled tailor. He appears attentive.
• Jo Stoll is a female human who is known in the city as being a renowned official. She appears nervous.
• Davic Robertman is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent rugmaker. She appears flirtatious.
• Garrim Slategrave is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked scribe. He appears mocking.
• Jam Rosengan is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent cutler. She appears solemn.
• Zub Necknor The Brave is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent plasterer. She appears efficient.
• Dave Carwell is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled stablehand. He appears worrying.
• Jo Clayridge is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bowyer. He appears sick.
• DaDanic Fermell is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a decent carpenter. She appears gosipy.
• Balgan Crunchbelly is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent sage. He appears attentive.
• Davey Franham is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled armorer. He appears flirtatious.

• Grumbul Honorsapper, a contrarian male dwarf. He is an expert who is finding a missing map.
• Ilvarava Heartwing, a nihilistic female elf. She is a fighter who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Glugborg Neckripper, a xenophobic female half-orc. She is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Grimrun Ambertun, a flirtatious female dwarf. She is a rogue who is doing something impossible.
• Grumdin Wheelcastle, a conspirational male dwarf. He is a barbarian who is cleaning out a bug infestation.

These establishments worthy of mention in Geobor River:

• The Oiled Pony Bags [+] The Oiled Pony Bags is a typical sized, damp-looking pursemaker. The building faces northwest with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing human named Jo Dilston. The pursemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the pursemaker. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Friends Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Friends Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, clean-looking bucklery. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Dave Bartoridge. The bucklery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Road Translations [+] The Mangy Road Translations is a small, orderly-looking translator. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a patriotic half-orc named Bib Headsnapper. The translator is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the translator. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Badger Inc. [+] The Knotted Badger Inc. is a small, packed-looking smithy. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a trusting human named Danry Whittone. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the smithy. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Well Shoppe [+] The Beefy Well Shoppe is an average sized, damp-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered half-dwarf named Dav Smithin. The cheeseshop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 2 customers in the cheeseshop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Dog Word Smiths [+] The Mad Dog Word Smiths is a small, filthy-looking translator. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a mocking half-dwarf named Jamry Dantt. The translator is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Dungeon Studio [+] The Stinking Dungeon Studio is an average sized, disgusting-looking sculpting house. The building faces east with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and tiny windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a giddy half-dwarf named Morag Graygoblet. The sculpting house is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Elves Designs [+] The Victorious Elves Designs is a huge, messy-looking engineering firm. The building faces north with no windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gluttonous dwarf named Balorin Wisebelly. The engineering firm is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the engineering firm. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Oarhouse Inc. [+] The Marbled Oarhouse Inc. is a large, filthy-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, stained windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey human named Daney Francick. The tannery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Lion Inc. [+] The Fawning Lion Inc. is a large, clean-looking sawmill. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy dwarf named Grumdal Pearlsmith. The sawmill is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, you smell sawdust, and you see stacks of wood. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Troll Shop [+] The Fermented Troll Shop is a normal sized, disgusting-looking barbershop. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and large windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted half-dwarf named Micke Martisone. The barbershop is known for high prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you hear snipping sissors, and you see hair clippings on the floor. There are 5 customers in the barbershop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Princess Inc. [+] The Fat Princess Inc. is a normal sized, smelly-looking tile shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable human named Jo Robertall. The tile shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 4 customers in the tile shop. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Friends Brewery [+] The Empty Friends Brewery is a huge, tidy-looking beer seller. The building faces south with small windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an idealistic half-orc named Dan Franwell. The beer seller is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 3 customers in the beer seller. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Kraken Shop [+] The Eastern Kraken Shop is a typical sized, tidy-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a mocking half-dwarf named Yormir Oatstomach. The clothing shop is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the clothing shop. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.