Welcome to Mount Barnfun!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 670
  • Children: 39.70% (266)
  • Elderly: 4.63% (31)

Racial Breakdown

  • 564 human (84.1%)
  • 57 halfling (8.5%)
  • 30 dwarf (4.4%)
  • 9 half-dwarf (1.3%)
  • 7 elf (1%)
  • 3 other (0.4%)


  • 4 Districts
  • 30 Businesses
  • 46 Specialists
  • 83 Residences

Summary [-]

Mount Barnfun is a village in the Britbor Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is lightly populated (1,197/sq km), covers 0.56 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 844 meters.

Climate [-]

Mount Barnfun has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally hot with minor variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Mount Barnfun sees a single star overhead: Mek, an average blue star. Mount Barnfun also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing supernova that has been around for time immemorial and an imposing nebula that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling stone fence that is 10 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.71 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Mount Barnfun; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone streets in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, wealthy, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Mount Barnfun is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Mount Barnfun are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are feared. The political influence of Mount Barnfun in the region is declining due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Mount Barnfun is ruled by General Tekanu Thundercloud. The General has been in power for a few months and is ridiculed by the people. There is strong opposition to the General and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 1.19% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Mount Barnfun has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 97 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 50 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 4 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and crumbling fence, Mount Barnfun is moderately fortified. Mount Barnfun fighters are revered for their use of long spears in battle. They are hated for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Mount Barnfun is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Mount Barnfun is known for the following resources:

  • Plentiful fresh coconut plantations that are frequented by zombies.
  • Plentiful berry patches that are visited frequently by vampires. The locals speak of piles of silver in a well.
  • Primal rubber plantations that are hunted by wenches. Jam Carham said the locals speak of a stash of iron maidens buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, a vampire named Surpkaro stalked the streets. Some say that if you caught her, you will be stricken deaf.

Events [-]

Mount Barnfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dav Rosencombe.
  • Required: unknown potion tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joic Braton.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Grogtagh Headcracker.
  • I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Serious inquiries only. Contact Jory Andrall.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Illleninne Shadowwatch if interested.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Must not smell. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abagin Ashhammer to learn more.
  • Missing shoe. We suspect lizards are the culprit. Experienced professionals only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Sraglzog Neckkiller for more information.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jo Antonden.
  • Help! I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Micke Cascombe.

People [-]

The people in Mount Barnfun are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Baldin Bluegem is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled doctor. She appears accusatory.
  • Larvaraen Teasen'heart is a female elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled mason. She appears flirtatious.
  • Abanalai Arkeneawake is a female elf who is known in the city as being a gifted carpenter. She appears prejudiced.
  • Balond Rustmill is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled courtier. He appears forbidding.
  • Jam Jamengton is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent specialty smith. She appears prejudiced.
  • Snorbin Coldboot is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled blacksmith. She appears easily offended.
  • Joe MacBrownne is a female human who is known in the world as being a renowned woodworker. She appears resentful.
  • Ilnalaen Freaniblade is a female elf who is known in the region as being a decent ship captain. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Garorin Grandcrown is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent artist. She appears nervous.
  • Droag Blackgem is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled watercarrier. He appears cowed.
  • Poine Prettycaller is an androgynous halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled hatmaker. It appears loud.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Torwan Gearsprocket, a spiteful female gnome. She is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost friend.
  • Podely Bracegold, an insecure male halfling. He is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
  • Balbul Lightninghair, a jesterly female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is here to buy slaves.
  • Falne Grubshaker, a quiet male halfling. He is a cleric who is traveling with an expidition.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Mount Barnfun:

  • The Green Helix Pots [+]
  • The Puking Halfling Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Wrong Thug Depot [+]
  • The Desert Axehandle Inc. [+]
  • The Perfumed Giant Vinters [+]
  • The Wistful Hole Shop [+]
  • The Red Bucket Correctional Centre [+]
  • The Victorious Bull Inc. [+]
  • The Surly Badger Hall [+]
  • The Green Princess Ceramics [+]
  • The Oiled Eagle Bags [+]