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Welcome to Carbfun Hold!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 13,071
  • Children: 26.10% (3,411)
  • Elderly: 14.50% (1,895)

Racial Breakdown

  • 4,615 lycanthrope (35.3%)
  • 4,549 hobgoblin (34.8%)
  • 1,504 drow (11.5%)
  • 915 bugbear (7%)
  • 902 gnome (6.9%)
  • 458 mindflayer (3.5%)
  • 128 other (0.9%)

Misc.

  • 8 Districts
  • 268 Businesses
  • 1,981 Specialists
  • 1,658 Residences

Summary [-]

Carbfun Hold is a city in the Mardin Province with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate city is densely populated (19,680/sq km), covers 0.66 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 916 meters.

Climate [-]

Carbfun Hold has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is negligible, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Carbfun Hold sees a single star overhead: Cen, an average blue star. Carbfun Hold also has a double moon: Spome, an average briliant silver moon and Thero, a small bone white moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a weather-beaten granite fortification that is 3 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.77 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Carbfun Hold; no roads are major. The city is lined with even dirt tracks in a ray pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, trade, prison, slums, civic, port, shops, and middleclass.

Government [-]

Carbfun Hold is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as shrewd. Officials in Carbfun Hold are often seen as unethical and the policies are praised. The political influence of Carbfun Hold in the region is consistent due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Carbfun Hold is ruled by President Davey Dilan. The President has been in power for many years and is loved by the people. There is minor opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained through the writ of law.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.38% of the population (50 adults).

Military [-]

Carbfun Hold has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1731 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 751 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 95 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and weather-beaten fortification, Carbfun Hold is perfectly fortified. Carbfun Hold fighters are mocked for their use of simple clubs in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered excellently skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Carbfun Hold is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

Carbfun Hold is known for the following resources:

  • Ape troops that are frequented by magic users. One might dig up a chest containing monkey wrenches in a well.
  • A new fort inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are hunted by locals. Dzueb Cleaverwiser said one might dig up a chest containing silver in a nearby pit.
  • A magical castle inhabited by vampire crows that are visited frequently by witches. Serne Marfoot said the locals speak of piles of small lyres hidden around somewhere.
  • An ancient shrine inhabited by wild cormorants that are feared by gru.
  • Many defenseless chinchilla colonies that are avoided by magic users. The locals speak of a stash of silver in a nearby pit.
  • A creepy castle inhabited by wild parrots that are feared by kittens. One might dig up a stash of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, the townsfolk of Old Dakshall Mound lived happily. Things were good, but one day an evil serial killer named Goithul took over the town. The townsfolk tried to kill Goithul, but failed miserably. Along came a authoritarian orc named Atgath Legnor, who was a valiant knight. Atgath had the thought to slay the serial killer by causing a distraction while others struck. When Atgath Legnor faced the serial killer, Atgath Legnor killed the serial killer and rescued Old Dakshall Mound.
  • In the days of yore, the constable of Gardenpost Vista lived in peace. Things were peaceful, but one day Ghrikaro the vampire took over the town. The constable tried to kill Ghrikaro, but were caught. Along came a half-elf named Dan Clayling, who was a sneaky thief. Dan had the thought to slay the vampire by making a wager with Ghrikaro. When Dan Clayling faced the vampire, Dan Clayling killed the vampire and was killed in the process.
  • Legends tell of Barag's Hat, a cursed hat with the capability to solve any riddle. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.

Events [-]

Carbfun Hold is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tgadr Metalrot.
  • Help Wanted: Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Contact Nbog Laughshadow to learn more.
  • Missing bottle of wine. We suspect mephits are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Prior experience required. Contact Dan Dilen.
  • Required: Seeking inter-planar messenger. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Alalenai Dirthgrove if intrigued.
  • Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Prior experience required. Will pay in gold. Contact Joe Giacoick.
  • Dane Berrough has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Odddok Legnor for further details.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Must not smell. Contact Droril Wheelmace.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must be clean. Reward is a secret. Contact Vothg if interested.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gheal heh Khalssen.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. No previous experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilixrr.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Bludosh Mokripper if interested.
  • Help Needed: Missing tiara. We suspect giant spiders are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Dabel Bearfang.
  • Wizard seeks apprentice. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Bap if intrigued.
  • Monk seeks apprentice. Must be clean. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'hooral fe Khalzin.
  • Help Wanted: Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Ghessen heh Ghessen.
  • Required: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Illlentars Silentears.
  • Help Wanted: armor tester wanted. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Don Berrough if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Carbfun Hold hate outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Joey Francson is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a renowned cobbler. She appears idealistic.
  • Davey Harland is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled sage. She appears pacifistic.
  • Tbok Greatshadow is a male hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a skilled jailer. He appears insecure.
  • Tudus Bladegloom is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre soldier. She appears outlandish.
  • Flurr is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre roofer. He appears greedy.
  • Haltanae Riversky is a male drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent herbalist. He appears chatty.
  • Gav Gearbun is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled pursemaker. She appears healthy.
  • Ellantel Freaniwind is a male drow who is known in the region as being a mocked shoemaker. He appears pious.
  • Rhomog Armkiller is a female bugbear who is known in the city as being a decent forester. She appears apologetic.
  • Hewmida Electrojet is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mocked herbalist. He appears gambling.
  • Ilixpne is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted scribe. He appears mocking.
  • Merre is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned forester. She appears gosipy.
  • Ningan Wizzwink is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted sheriff. He appears gosipy.
  • Gkutegd Greatmurder is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled priest. He appears idealistic.
  • Gwariganae Hawkrose is a male drow who is known in the region as being a skilled woodcarver. He appears lovelorn.
  • Illtai Featherweave is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned laborer. She appears gosipy.
  • Tomvin Triggerbit is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a gifted painter. She appears violent.
  • Kzar Ghosttmurder is a female hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a decent apothecary. She appears idealistic.
  • Thzzrr is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a renowned cooper. He appears cautious.
  • Davey Davidman is a male lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent interpreter. He appears solemn.
  • Vessril is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a gifted official. She appears efficient.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Cotdan Wizzwink, a smug female gnome. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Babita Wizzsprocket, an attentive female gnome. She is an adept who is finding a missing parent.
  • Kilide, an attentive female mindflayer. She is a fighter who is traveling with a diplomat.
  • Nin Gearbolt, a resentful male gnome. He is a sorcerer who is finding work as a mercenary.
  • Jenton Cogglefuel, a lovelorn male gnome. He is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Toman Tiddlygadget, a contrarian male gnome. He is a rogue who is fleeing an assassin.
  • Aesnalava Broadglider, a lonely male drow. He is a wizard who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
  • Grinril, a drunken female mindflayer. She is a cleric who is doing something questionable.
  • Wizgles Gyrotonk, an egotistical female gnome. She is a sorcerer who is on a mission to capture someone.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Carbfun Hold:

  • The Slaughtered Lion Inc. [+]
  • The Fumbling Ulcer Fine Books [+]
  • The Marbled Mead Inc. [+]
  • The Ruby Devil Inc. [+]
  • The Dreaming Thunderbird Clinic [+]
  • The Twisted Ulcer Designs [+]
  • The New Troll Shoppe [+]
  • The Mulled Bag Pub [+]
  • The Black Thunderbird Inc. [+]
  • The Blabbering Fox Inc. [+]
  • The Cardinal Pig Farms [+]
  • The Twisted Hole Designs [+]
  • The Forsaken Darkroot General Store [+]
  • The Master Horse Barrels [+]
  • The Mangy Cup Shop [+]
  • The Refuge Troll Correctional Centre [+]
  • The Dew Bucket City Guard [+]
  • The Deepwater Dragon Whorehouse [+]
  • The Bottomless Crow Leatherworks [+]
  • The Angry Axe Shoppe [+]
  • The Orange Snake Shoppe [+]