Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,346
- Children: 18.72% (252)
- Elderly: 19.69% (265)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,281 half-elf (95.1%)
- 33 dwarf (2.4%)
- 18 other (1.3%)
- 14 half-dwarf (1%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 68 Businesses
- 143 Specialists
- 171 Residences
Summary [-]
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Hawber is known for the following resources:
- Fresh guano deposits that are avoided by unicorns. Don MacBenerley said one might dig up bags of diamonds buried near there.
- A cursed fort inhabited by wild crows that are hunted by wenches. S'hoorzin fe Ghezin said somoeone said someone found a chest containing rubies in a nearby pit.
- A cursed shrine inhabited by dangerous bats that are feared by witches. Kiap Oxnut said one might find a chest containing platinum in a tomb nearby.
- Many crow murders that are visited frequently by vampires. Gohgani Youngsinger said the locals speak of bags of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Once upon a time, an old woman haunted the woods on gloomy days. People say that the old woman will ask a favor of you, then give you a gift if you are nice.
- Long, long ago, a serial killer named Surplak haunted the woods and was drawn towards those that wronged others. Villagers say that if you touch her, you will be stricken blind.
- A long time ago, an old woman stalked the countryside. Some say that the old woman will ask for your help, then sell you into slavery.
- In times gone by, the royals of Banbridge lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day an evil monster named Merrr stole a priceless heirloom. The royals tried to stop the monster, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Faevaraen Bladewater, who was a skilled storyteller. Faevaraen had the thought to slay the monster by making a wager with Merrr. When Faevaraen Bladewater faced the monster, Faevaraen Bladewater defeated Merrr.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Wizard seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kurm Damnrot if intrigued.
- Help Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Duap Bearmane if interested.
- Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome grigs required. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gozka.
- Looking for work? rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Joey Smithridge.
- Ranger seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Falrin Draketower.
- Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tilka.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Mal Tossfoot.
- Ilnalthil Earthshadow has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dane Davidgan.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome homuncului required. Length of job expected to be short. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward available. Contact Hildi Highshadow.
- I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Uap Bearmane.
- Missing bottle of wine. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Chanalanae Riverweave.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Illlantars Ousseafire is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned chickenbutcher. He appears jesterly.
- Mickic Peterley is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre warehouse worker. He appears pious.
- Durgin Quartzarm is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre lumberjack. He appears resentful.
- Abarin Coldcutter is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled watercarrier. He appears prejudiced.
- Grimgin Startun is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked courtier. He appears accusatory.
- Barril Goodleg is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled scabbardmaker. He appears patriotic.
- Jo Wilen is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted lumberjack. He appears drunken.
- Mickey Gilrough is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned maidservant. He appears efficient.
- Arbul Dogbaker is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre furrier. He appears drunken.
- Ilytai Dryearwaker is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled tanner. She appears boastful.
- Grumbor Ironplate is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cheesemaker. She appears cowed.
- Skador Goldbreeches is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent salter. She appears drunken.
- Yordin Forgebreaker is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent laborer. She appears embittered.
- Skaag Whitehammer is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted painter. She appears jolly.
Travelers [-]
- Mickic Jackore, a drunken male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is finding a missing heir.
- Alaarttars Whitedawn, an unreliable female half-elf. She is a bard who is delivering a message to a merchant.
- Dones Blackon, a self-obsessed female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.
- Mickic MacBerling, a loud male half-elf. He is a warrior who is following a message from an angel.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Hawber:
- The Olde Alicorn Fine Bows [+]
- The Merry Peddler Beer Garden [+]
- The Fumbling Fox Fine Books [+]
- The Drowned Cat Herbalist [+]
- The Hanging Beauty Millers [+]
- The Last Cesspit Hats Shop [+]
- The Crippled Wolfhound Inc. [+]
- The Master Silver Inc. [+]
- The Screaming Willow Timberyard [+]
- The Orange Paladin Charcoalers [+]
- The Strangled Twins General Merchandise [+]
- The Raging Eagle Arena [+]
- The Stinky Hammer House of Colors [+]
- The Surly Crate Legion [+]