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Welcome to Fuzber!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,378
  • Children: 20.49% (692)
  • Elderly: 18.47% (624)

Racial Breakdown

  • 2,169 half-dwarf (64.2%)
  • 531 half-elf (15.7%)
  • 511 elf (15.1%)
  • 125 half-orc (3.7%)
  • 42 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 119 Businesses
  • 460 Specialists
  • 436 Residences

Summary [-]

Fuzber is a town in the Aquiman Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,298/sq km), covers 0.54 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 829 meters.

Climate [-]

Fuzber has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cold with moderate variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Fuzber sees a binary star overhead: Abak, an average yellow star and Luk, an average orange star. Fuzber also has a single moon: Sinomepso, a small pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a miniscule supernova that has been around for centuries, a massive nebula that has been around for only a few years, and a massive asteroid belt that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a sturdy oak fence that is 3 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.79 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Fuzber; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone streets in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, trade, and slums.

Government [-]

Fuzber is governed through an emirate, where the supreme power is in the hands of an emir, who may be an absolute overlord with constitutionally limited authority. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Fuzber are often seen as fair and the policies are revered. The political influence of Fuzber in the region is steadfast due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Fuzber is ruled by Father Thraddzog Bonekiller. The Father has been in power for decades and is ridiculed by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Father and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through the writ of law.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city guard, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 1.78% of the population (60 adults).

Military [-]

Fuzber has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 430 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 211 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 18 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and sturdy fence, Fuzber is admirably fortified. Fuzber fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Fuzber is currently vibrant.

Resources [-]

Fuzber is known for the following resources:

  • A cursed cave inhabited by dangerous dragons that are frequented by vampires. Somoeone said someone found a stash of saphires buried near there.
  • Scarce dangerous beaver colonies that are hunted by zombies. One might find a stash of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
  • Magical ape troops that are hunted by witches.
  • A creepy grave yard inhabited by dangerous clams that are frequented by vampires.
  • Magical tame kitten glarings that are frequented by locals.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times gone by, a Pooka frequented the countryside. Villagers say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
  • Some time ago, a Pooka hunted the streets. Villagers say that the Pooka will offer you sweets, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Legends tell of Abamir's Sceptre, a magical sceptre with the capability to find any item. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • Years ago, a serial killer named Got stalked the town. People say that if you hear her, you will die within 24 hours.

Events [-]

Fuzber is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Gaenalanae Broadform.
  • Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ogn Skullkiller.
  • Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Discretion required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tmadr Metalgloom.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Rxbok Ranthost.
  • Required: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gkutok Metalhost for more information.
  • I have rabbits in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Sertmos Stonestride.
  • Help Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Donic Stanbrook.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Discretion required. Reward is a secret. Contact Rraddurg Headripper The Red for further details.
  • Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Gordin Tigerbridge for further details.
  • Help Wanted: Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Looinand Oatcloud.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Serious inquiries only. Contact Tmunk Cleaverrot.
  • Required: grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Barbin Smokeshield for further details.

People [-]

The people in Fuzber hate outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Jam Danngham is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre wine seller. She appears smug.
  • Jamey Antonett is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent wine seller. He appears accusatory.
  • Chavartars Summerglow is a female elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled tavern. She appears pious.
  • Erlenthil Hunithleaf is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled jeweler. She appears chatty.
  • Joes Blackhouse is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled tinker. He appears prejudiced.
  • Adalenava Rilynnstryke is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent shoemaker. She appears gosipy.
  • Mon Necksnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a gifted trader. He appears gluttonous.
  • Jam Broin is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted fishmonger. He appears giddy.
  • Darhiatars Dirthstryke is a female elf who is known in the city as being a decent maidservant. She appears cautious.
  • Jame VanAndreston is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent sheriff. He appears battle-ready.
  • Haariglleu Baequiseeker is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted potter. She appears lovelorn.
  • Danic Whitngham is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre copyist. She appears easily offended.
  • Joey Peterling is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted baker. He appears efficient.
  • Ilyttars Bannirose is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked ropemaker. She appears cowed.
  • Gwalenava Tyrglider is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent fishmonger. He appears sick.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Joes Cashouse, an authoritarian female half-elf. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Filvarai Morningnight, a fashion concious female elf. She is an adept who is here to buy spices.
  • Jamey VanDavidinson, an easily offended female half-orc. She is a rogue who is seeing the world.
  • Ilyartlleu Softstar, a prejudiced male elf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Dan Rosenster, an efficient female half-elf. She is a sorcerer who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • Daves Stanidge, a deluded male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding a missing criminal.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Fuzber:

  • The Slumbering Paladin Study [+]
  • The Merry Fireplace Beer Garden [+]
  • The Sleepy Helix Inc. [+]
  • The Tired Tree Supplies [+]
  • The Crossed Elves Inc. [+]
  • The Dripping Rock Herbalist [+]
  • The Flaming Tree Inc. [+]
  • The Crimson Crate Inc. [+]
  • The Gray Goblins Inc. [+]
  • The Puking Knife Locksmith [+]
  • The Gelded Horse Reform School [+]
  • The Salty Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Short Octopus Shoppe [+]
  • The Warm Pot Rugs [+]
  • The Leaping Rose Blowers [+]