Welcome to Larpost!

Larpost is known for the following resources:

• Ancient clay deposits that are feared by children.
• A haunted fort inhabited by poisonous spiders that are feared by kittens. Dones Bartoill said somoeone said someone found a stash of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
• An old shrine inhabited by wild parrots that are hunted by townspeople.

• Looking for something new? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Special attire required. Reward available. Contact S'herssen seh Yerssen.
• boxing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. No previous experience required. Reward available. Contact Ervarava Silentweave.
• Looking for work? Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Belarttars Tyrsong.
• Need a change of pace? Warrior seeks apprentice. Serious inquiries only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Adabornda Runningflower.
• A passing Bard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Mog Darkmouth.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickry Roberterton.
• Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. References required. Contact Skabin Claykeg if intrigued.
• Wanted: Looking for something new? sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Gordal Feastfighter for further details.
• woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. References required. Will pay in gold. Contact Not.
• Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ninley Tiddlyblast.

• Adail Boffinwart is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled weaponsmith. She appears mopey.
• Podo Nimblecobble is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned locksmith. She appears nosy.
• Zob Skullnor is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre specialty smith. She appears lonely.
• Ponelldo Kaesetan is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled shipwright. He appears trusting.
• Ababin Marblecairn is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked forester. She appears mopey.
• Tolnell Fatden is an androgynous halfling who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled soldier. It appears idealistic.
• Gavwan Electrosprocket is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled porter. She appears self-obsessed.
• Klakorg Necknor is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled lumberjack. She appears chatty.
• Eldo Oldpipe is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent watercarrier. She appears trusting.
• Darellava Goldenleaf is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned illuminator. He appears patriotic.
• Joes Jamerell is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled coach driver. He appears gosipy.
• Halvarai Gyssesinger is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled lawyer. He appears vengeful.

• Joic Chrisland, a flirtatious female half-orc. She is a warrior who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Beda Bandalot, a gosipy female halfling. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Abavarthil Wolfshield, a guarded female elf. She is a ranger who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Yorgan Bronzemace, a giddy male dwarf. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Mick Rosenling, a shifty male human. He is a commoner who is following rumors of riches.
• Jen Gyrogadget, a trusting female gnome. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.

These establishments worthy of mention in Larpost:

• The Stinking Troll Studio [+] The Stinking Troll Studio is a typical sized, crowded-looking sculpting house. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and tiny windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pious gnome named Tomeno Gyroscope. The sculpting house is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Friends Locksmith [+] The Puking Friends Locksmith is a small, tidy-looking locksmith. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly half-dwarf named Donic Giacoling. The locksmith is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the locksmith. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Imps Inc. [+] The Knotted Imps Inc. is a small, tidy-looking smithy. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a smug halfling named Tol Quickstick. The smithy is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Pig Inc. [+] The Noisy Pig Inc. is a typical sized, filthy-looking studio. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guarded half-orc named Jam Chrisin. The studio is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the studio. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Hen Fine Forks [+] The Royal Hen Fine Forks is a small, neat-looking cutlery shop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating half-dwarf named Donic Stanen. The cutlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the cutlery shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Dragon Scribe [+] The Blue Dragon Scribe is a large, damp-looking copyoffice. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and three windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a territorial half-dwarf named Ulond Sunhammer. The copyoffice is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the copyoffice. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Red Wagon Public Jail [+] The Red Wagon Public Jail is a typical sized, smelly-looking jailhouse. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a healthy half-dwarf named Abador Greaseyaxe. The jailhouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the jailhouse. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Imps Sport House [+] The Bottomless Imps Sport House is a normal sized, packed-looking fishery. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed gnome named Babgles Wobbbolt. The fishery is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Rock of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosted Rock of All That Is Holy is a large, filthy-looking church. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a patronizing gnome named Arn Wobbscope. The church is known for extravagant prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear rhythmic chanting, you see elegent golden decorations all around, and you smell smell of blood. There is 1 customer in the church. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Urchin Money Lenders [+] The Elven Urchin Money Lenders is a large, disgusting-looking bank. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-orc named Zrabduh Bonesnapper The Brave. The bank is known for varying prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 4 customers in the bank. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Old Jade Fine Bows [+] The Old Jade Fine Bows is a huge, filthy-looking bowyer. The building faces northwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful half-dwarf named Dane Whitworth. The bowyer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bowyer. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wandering Ivy Furs [+] The Wandering Ivy Furs is a normal sized, dusty-looking furtrade. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-dwarf named Skagin Drumbarrel. The furtrade is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the furtrade. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.