Welcome to West Lewvale!

West Lewvale is known for the following resources:

• Woodpecker descents that are frequented by vampires. LeDan Coren said somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Scarce ancient coconut harvests that are hunted by kittens. Ghushzog Armsnapper The Red said one might dig up piles of copper buried near there.
• Scant wild chinchilla colonies that are avoided by zombies. Elhraz said rumors tell of a chest containing rubies in a tomb nearby.
• A creepy fort inhabited by vampire spiders that are hunted by witches.

• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must be quick on your feet. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Husash Skullkiller for more details.
• I have beaky brain monsters in my basement, plz halp! Accidental Death insurance required. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Beruanu Earththorn for more details.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tiara. Reward available. Contact Zhubbig Headbreaker The Strong.
• A passing Expert is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be a quick learner. Contact Dash Oxmane.
• I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Prior experience required. Contact Faehialas Bannidrake for further details.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ruk Skullbreaker.
• Required: Blumob Bonenor The Gray has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Joe Carcroft if interested.
• Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daves Barewicz to learn more.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Balgin Ivorychest.
• ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Mild danger may be involved. Must not smell. Reward available. Contact Cot Triggerbit for further details.
• sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghriraz.
• Looking for something new? Missing shoe. We suspect derros are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Jo Burhouse.
• Help! Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Gozs.
• Wanted: lock picking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Elnallleu Softfire.
• Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Contact Yerzor se Yerssen for more details.

• Falnellly Smoothden is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned rugmaker. She appears mocking.
• Ulrim Crystaltable is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled potter. He appears melancholy.
• Darvarssa Silentsing is a male elf who is known in the world as being a gifted saddler. He appears accusatory.
• Davry Kleinland is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled entertainer. He appears greedy.
• Elgrin Wetfur is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled wagoneer. She appears idealistic.
• Dave Benster is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled cartwright. He appears resentful.
• Hamnk Rocketbit is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled actor. He appears skeptical.
• El Glitterale is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled artist. She appears smitten.
• Ada Meliroarer is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled barber. She appears scattered.
• Falda Smoothden is an androgynous halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled chickenbutcher. It appears authoritarian.
• Ellenlleu Shadowhand is a female elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled woodworker. She appears impatient.
• Jenlin Thermofuel is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned woodworker. She appears patriotic.
• Beltthil Aleaglow is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent grocer. He appears homesick.
• Po Tossbrook is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled baker. He appears gosipy.
• Ardor Opalstream is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled lawyer. He appears battle-ready.
• DaDonic Casster is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled miller. She appears accusatory.
• Balbor Jadeleg is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent brewer. She appears embittered.
• Jamey Briett is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ropemaker. He appears conspirational.

• Garag Uglyhunter, a xenophobic female half-dwarf. She is a fighter who is finding work as a merchant.
• Per Kaeseale, a xenophobic female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Bontsy Electrogadget, a battle-ready male gnome. He is a cleric who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Ada Jallisister, a patronizing male halfling. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a slum.
• Tomgan Tiddlyfiz, an authoritarian female gnome. She is an expert who is doing something secret.
• Jen Greaseblast, a gosipy female gnome. She is a ranger who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Chanallleu Riftheart, an intimidated female elf. She is a paladin who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Ser Kallisleep, a gosipy male halfling. He is a monk who is following rumors of riches.

These establishments worthy of mention in West Lewvale:

• The Grimy Beauty Pottery House [+] The Grimy Beauty Pottery House is an average sized, neat-looking pottery. The building faces east with dirty windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling elf named Illhiathil Goldrose. The pottery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Badger Pub [+] The Merry Badger Pub is a normal sized, dusty-looking brewery. The building faces south with tiny windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guilty gnome named Kiason Fusecog. The brewery is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you hear people singing, and you smell hops and grain. There are 4 customers in the brewery. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Swagger Color Shop [+] The Stinky Swagger Color Shop is a huge, filthy-looking dyer. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy halfling named Poco Dudbody. The dyer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, and you smell something fishy. There are 3 customers in the dyer. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Cesspit Shoppe [+] The Angry Cesspit Shoppe is a small, crowded-looking cheeseshop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial half-dwarf named Jamry Kleinon. The cheeseshop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see many wheels of chese, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 2 customers in the cheeseshop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Kettles General Store [+] The Forsaken Kettles General Store is an average sized, orderly-looking trading post. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a contrarian gnome named Gabtsy Greasescope. The trading post is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the trading post. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Hen Shop [+] The Fermented Hen Shop is an average sized, packed-looking barbershop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian elf named Belleniyn Earthsing. The barbershop is known for high prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you hear a good laught, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 2 customers in the barbershop. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Flame Inc. [+] The Lonely Flame Inc. is a large, messy-looking winery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a few windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed halfling named Poly Jalligirdle. The winery is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the winery. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Pony Inc. [+] The Grumbling Pony Inc. is an average sized, smelly-looking woodshop. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud half-dwarf named Joes Francwell. The woodshop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the woodshop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Swagger Inc. [+] The Knotted Swagger Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking smithy. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a lonely half-dwarf named Jamic Whithouse. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the smithy. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Heart Dry Goods [+] The Stowaway Heart Dry Goods is an average sized, neat-looking general store. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an insecure gnome named Gavan Triggerbolt. The general store is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the general store. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Sleepy Thunderbird Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a flirtatious elf named Larvarlas Hunithnight. The workshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you hear hammering from the back, you smell sawdust, and you see tools and bits of wood lying around. There is 1 customer in the workshop. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Fireplace Butchers [+] The Wet Fireplace Butchers is a small, disgusting-looking butchershop. The building faces northeast with no windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a trusting gnome named Babmida Rocketgauge. The butchershop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the butchershop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Dragon Lodge [+] The Wooden Dragon Lodge is a typical sized, cluttered-looking inn. The building faces south with a brick storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a melancholy half-dwarf named Dane Castsone. The inn is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the inn. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Willow Meats [+] The Violet Willow Meats is a small, clean-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Alettars Tyrneawake. The slaughterhouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the slaughterhouse. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Knife Shoppe [+] The Angry Knife Shoppe is a huge, crowded-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious halfling named El Linstoat. The cheeseshop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you hear yelling in the back, and you see many wheels of chese. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The New Widowers Inc. [+] The New Widowers Inc. is a large, packed-looking studio. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty half-dwarf named Done Jacking. The studio is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the studio. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Yawning Guard House [+] The Dirty Yawning Guard House is a large, damp-looking barrack. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an outlandish gnome named Hewton Tinkerwink. The barrack is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear voices, you smell sweat and beer, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 3 customers in the barrack. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Halfling Temple [+] The Frosty Halfling Temple is a huge, packed-looking church. The building faces northwest with dirty windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a vengeful gnome named Jen Thermoscope. The church is known for suspiciously low prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you smell smell of blood, and you hear silence. There are 2 customers in the church. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.