Welcome to Glidfun!

Glidfun is known for the following resources:

• Paltry bat clouds that are frequented by kittens. Rumors tell of bags of silver in a well.
• Scant magic timber forests that are visited frequently by unicorns. The locals speak of piles of diamonds in a well.
• Unlimited coffee patches that are visited frequently by gru. Rumors tell of piles of small lyres buried near there.

• Wanted: Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a secret. Contact Mickey Burstone for more details.
• ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Guap Rockmane.
• I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Must provide your own transportation. Will pay in gold. Contact Ardor Irondoor to learn more.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Surpkaro.
• wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tgor Giantbone for more details.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Bat.
• Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Zhularz Necknor.
• Looking for work? gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Surplak.
• I have squirrels in my basement, plz halp! May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Thommub Neckripper.
• I have brain moles in my basement, plz halp! Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ulrim Bluehelm.
• Wanted: Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'herzin ahn S'herzor.
• Looking for work? I have rust rats in my basement, plz halp! Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tilkaro.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Balbul Lightningcutter.
• Help Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Thudath Bonekiller.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Jamey Franall.

• Dane MacJackson is a male human who is known in the world as being a skilled lawyer. He appears fashion concious.
• Micke Southord is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent weaver. She appears quiet.
• Ulbor Oatface is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled weaver. She appears guarded.
• Grumgar Roarkeep is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled watercarrier. He appears mocking.
• Joey Petrson is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked mason. He appears clumsy.
• Don Carfield is a female human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled armorer. She appears smitten.
• Jo Whiteinson is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled warehouse worker. He appears spiteful.
• Hanath Bonesnapper The Red is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. She appears territorial.
• Durrun Holyarm is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled deputy. She appears worrying.
• Malil Prettyeye is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a gifted sculptor. He appears easily offended.
• Davic Giacoford is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled trader. She appears resentful.
• Be Roadstoat is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a skilled soldier. She appears drunken.
• Jamic Antonand is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent outfitter. She appears gluttonous.
• Balond Coalthrone is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled magic dealer. She appears lovelorn.
• Loond Drakesmasher is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled sheriff. He appears territorial.
• Yordin Jetmug is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned glassmaker. He appears worrying.
• Don VanWilford is a female human who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled specialty smith. She appears apologetic.
• Drobul Orangeback is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a legendary official. He appears shifty.

• Gav Cobblebolt, a nosy female gnome. She is a barbarian who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Ilyhiaava Eythergale, a worrying female elf. She is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Gargin Saltblade, a clumsy male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is finding a missing artifact.
• Grimnir Waveneck, an insecure female dwarf. She is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Filvarlas Freanishadow, a self-obsessed female elf. She is a wizard who is following the voices.
• Tomdan Gearcog, an efficient female gnome. She is an expert who is here to buy spices.
• Gwatthil Blackfire, a mopey female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Ilvarthil Dawnstride, a worrying female half-elf. She is an adept who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Tolne Amberbread, a forbidding male halfling. He is a cleric who is here to buy supplies.
• Illnaliyn Winterhunter, a gambling male elf. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Dav Colling, a jaded female human. She is an expert who is delivering a message to a ruler.

These establishments worthy of mention in Glidfun:

• The Lazy Peddler Shop [+] The Lazy Peddler Shop is an average sized, disgusting-looking cartwright. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a greedy dwarf named Grungan Gravelkeep. The cartwright is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Dead Inc. [+] The Cloven Dead Inc. is a typical sized, damp-looking theater. The building faces south with no windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by an apologetic half-dwarf named Mick Bragan. The theater is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Rouge Butchers [+] The Wet Rouge Butchers is a huge, neat-looking butchershop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an intimidating human named Danic VanChaford. The butchershop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the butchershop. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Hops Pub [+] The Mulled Hops Pub is a normal sized, disgusting-looking brewery. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful halfling named Adane Boffinshadow. The brewery is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear laughing, you smell hops and grain, and you see bags of hops. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Six Hops Dry Dock [+] The Six Hops Dry Dock is a large, clean-looking shipyard. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a contrarian human named Danes Harstone. The shipyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the shipyard. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Bill Inc. [+] The Fawning Bill Inc. is a large, orderly-looking sawmill. The building faces south with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic human named Danic Bartoley. The sawmill is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, you see stacks of wood, and you smell sawdust. There are 4 customers in the sawmill. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Fireplace Inc. [+] The Violent Fireplace Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking university. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a patronizing human named Dane Petrngham. The university is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the university. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Helix Inc. [+] The Marbled Helix Inc. is a huge, clean-looking tannery. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-dwarf named Jory Bries. The tannery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Peacock Timberyard [+] The Salty Peacock Timberyard is a normal sized, clean-looking lumberyard. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a gambling human named Dave Dilidge. The lumberyard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the lumberyard. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Flask Rugs [+] The Weary Flask Rugs is a large, cluttered-looking rugmaker. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a territorial dwarf named Balbor Dullgoblet. The rugmaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the rugmaker. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Cup Inc. [+] The Deepwater Cup Inc. is a large, orderly-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and round windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an attentive human named Jory Bartt. The masonry shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the masonry shop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Elf Glove Shop [+] The Naughty Elf Glove Shop is a typical sized, tidy-looking glove shop. The building faces east with a wood storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing human named Mickry Whitidge. The glove shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the glove shop. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Helix Shrine [+] The Worn Helix Shrine is a typical sized, messy-looking shrine. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, no windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gosipy gnome named Gil Gearfuel. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the shrine. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Beauty Shoppe [+] The Wistful Beauty Shoppe is a large, neat-looking shop. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy half-dwarf named Jam Mores. The shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Maiden Fabrics [+] The Sleepy Maiden Fabrics is an average sized, smelly-looking mercer. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory human named Dan MacSouthand. The mercer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the mercer. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Ulcer House [+] The Dreaming Ulcer House is a normal sized, dusty-looking civic center. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a smug dwarf named Balgar Icetunnel. The civic center is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the civic center. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Well Brewery [+] The Merry Well Brewery is a normal sized, damp-looking brewery. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smitten gnome named Jun Greasegauge. The brewery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear people singing, you smell hops and grain, and you see bags of hops. There are 5 customers in the brewery. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Clowns Pottery House [+] The Grimy Clowns Pottery House is a normal sized, orderly-looking pottery. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an embittered human named Mick Bartotone. The pottery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.