Welcome to Wardlag!

Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 35
  • Children: 40.00% (14)
  • Elderly: 2.86% (1)

Racial Breakdown

  • 19 hobgoblin (54.2%)
  • 14 lycanthrope (40%)
  • 1 troglodyte (2.8%)
  • 1 other (2.8%)


  • 2 Districts
  • 1 Businesses
  • 1 Specialists
  • 6 Residences

Summary [-]

Wardlag is a settlement in the Conakryan Territory with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (51/sq km), covers 0.69 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 937 meters.

Climate [-]

Wardlag has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cool with strong variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Wardlag sees a single star overhead: Tol, an average orange star. Wardlag also has a double moon: Motalite, an average bone white moon and Prome, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny supernova that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 8 roads leading to Wardlag; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone streets in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and shops.

Government [-]

Wardlag is governed through a constitutional government, where an authoritative document sets forth the system of fundamental laws and limits of that government. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Wardlag are often seen as resolute and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Wardlag in the region is unwavering due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Wardlag is ruled by Prime Minister Borbin Coalmoor. The Prime Minister has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is feared by the people. There is violent opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Wardlag has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 4 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 2 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Wardlag is inadequately fortified. Wardlag fighters are praised for their use of tonfas in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered terribly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Wardlag is currently steady.

Resources [-]

Wardlag is known for the following resources:

  • Tame peacock musters that are avoided by wenches.
  • A blessed grave yard inhabited by poisonous quails that are feared by kittens. Rumors tell of piles of platinum in a nearby pit.
  • Scant creepy rubber trees that are feared by vampires. Xrub Ironshadow said one might dig up bags of iron maidens in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times past, the constable of Ballna lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day a serial killer named Mogrus Rainnon took over the town. The constable tried to kill Mogrus Rainnon, but failed miserably. Along came a sick deep dwarf named Yordor Greaseymace, who was an expert bowman. Yordor had a plan to trick the serial killer by using magic to banish it. When Yordor Greaseymace faced the serial killer, Yordor Greaseymace killed the serial killer and rescued the hostages.

Events [-]

Wardlag is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • non-lethal poison tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Porg.
  • Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shoe. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ilynalssa Kinddew.
  • Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tavban Stormfury.
  • Looking for work? A passing Paladin is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Pergrim Warmtoe.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Amagrimda Linspan.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Gorril Dwarffist.

People [-]

The people in Wardlag despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ceeka is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a gifted wine seller. He appears pious.
  • Mun Ghosttmouth is a female hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a legendary grocer. She appears gosipy.
  • Zot Greatfury is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled illuminator. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Davic Blackhews is a female lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled handyman. She appears pacifistic.
  • Elhlak is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled illuminator. He appears melancholy.
  • Danic Antonwell is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. She appears forbidding.
  • Rugot Metaldamn is a male hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a gifted apothecary. He appears embittered.
  • Ankaro is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled painter. She appears contrarian.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Nbunk Brainmouth, a melancholy female hobgoblin. She is a warrior who is following rumors of riches.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Wardlag:

  • The Violet Alicorn Meats [+]
  • The Flying Alicorn Inc. [+]
  • The Short Princess Shoppe [+]
  • The Hungry Beauty Legal Partners [+]
  • The Belching Skull Botique [+]
  • The Short Mead Bindary [+]
  • The Whirling Stump Butchers [+]
  • The Six Jane Dry Dock [+]