Welcome to Lower Humberduk Rock!

Lower Humberduk Rock is known for the following resources:

• Peat swamps that are visited frequently by zombies. Rumors tell of a stash of emeralds in a dungeon.
• Poisonous kitten glarings that are avoided by locals.
• A blessed tower inhabited by wild quails that are feared by magic users. Tmurm Evilcutter said the locals speak of piles of penis sheathes in a well.

• Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Xror Bigfury.
• Required: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Hamby Cogglesprocket.
• Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Throruk Backkiller.
• Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must not smell. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghugg Neckkiller.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must not smell. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Pergold Jalliwill.
• Wizard seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Contact Rot.
• Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Ada Overfur.

• Dan Andrand is a female human who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled watercarrier. She appears gosipy.
• Per Laughinghearth is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. He appears drunken.
• Durrim Sunboot is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent engineer. He appears cautious.
• Permaine Lightningbrother is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled messenger. She appears lonely.
• Ser Shadowbee is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a legendary stablehand. She appears nihilistic.
• James VanTramne is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent entertainer. She appears melancholy.
• Baldin Saltale is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. She appears guarded.
• LeDanry Sheield is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled dyer. She appears exhausted.
• Dav Broden is a male human who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled professor. He appears xenophobic.

• Aesvariyn Goldstalker, an egotistical female elf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Truk Damnmaw, a nosy female hobgoblin. She is a ranger who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Pobal Rockbranch, a mocking female oddball. She is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Kzomd Evilrot, a lonely female oddball. She is a sorcerer who is following rumors of riches.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lower Humberduk Rock:

• The Singing Flask Shoppe [+] The Singing Flask Shoppe is a normal sized, damp-looking bookbinder. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded human named Doney Kleinley. The bookbinder is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 4 customers in the bookbinder. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Axe . [+] The Fired Axe . is a small, dusty-looking ropemaker. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable halfling named Tolelda Wildgulas. The ropemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the ropemaker. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Dog Leatherworks [+] The Burly Dog Leatherworks is a normal sized, disgusting-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a battle-ready human named Mickry Jameden. The leathershop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the leathershop. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dreaming Knife House [+] The Dreaming Knife House is a huge, dirty-looking civic center. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a helpful elf named Delrigai Auvreawing. The civic center is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the civic center. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Dog Wine Shoppe [+] The Perfumed Dog Wine Shoppe is an average sized, crowded-looking vinyard. The building faces south with no windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a scattered halfling named Hilne Undermaker. The vinyard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Jane Inc. [+] The Cloven Jane Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking theater. The building faces northeast with round windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed human named Daves Bartoon. The theater is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the theater. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Last Virgin Hatters [+] The Last Virgin Hatters is a large, filthy-looking hat shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a chatty halfling named Elgrinda Millfox. The hat shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the hat shop. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Kettles Mail Service [+] The Cardinal Kettles Mail Service is a large, disgusting-looking post office. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an impatient human named Dave Whitein. The post office is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Pig Candle Maker [+] The Seven Pig Candle Maker is a huge, disgusting-looking illuminator. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a jaded halfling named Po Littleflower. The illuminator is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the illuminator. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.