Welcome to Jonesdef!

Jonesdef is known for the following resources:

• Dangerous chinchilla colonies that are avoided by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a stash of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
• Magic coconut harvests that are frequented by vampires. The locals speak of bags of rubies in a well.
• Spider clusters that are frequented by gru.

• Needed: Bounty for darkmantles, dead or alive. Serious inquiries only. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Daney Marhews.
• Paladin seeks apprentice. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Dubal Rockmane.
• Help! A passing Paladin is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Wou'k'morn.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jame Franinson for more information.
• Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Dot.
• I have lizards in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Vab.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Paz if intrigued.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. No previous experience required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Daney Barland.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Halnalthil Softeye.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Davic Andrett if interested.
• Bored? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Prior experience required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Doney Carewicz.
• Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Daney Goodley.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Juneno Gyrogadget.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ghezor seh S'herssen.
• Mezn Oozerot has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Durnir Wiseleg.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome mephits required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mick Jameworth.
• Want to earn some quick coin? pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Filhiaiyn Dewrisen.

• Arnby Wobbbun is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a skilled handyman. He appears helpful.
• Daney Berridge is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled soldier. She appears attentive.
• Dane Danen is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a gifted woodcarver. He appears idealistic.
• Cot Tiddlybun is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled bookseller. She appears authoritarian.
• Babley Thermobit is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned illuminator. He appears mopey.
• Biddrog Skullnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent professor. He appears idealistic.
• Gilvin Wobbbolt is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked bookbinder. He appears melancholy.
• Erellthil Wolfwing is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre armorer. He appears thick.
• Mickic Broick is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled potter. He appears deluded.
• Kiawan Cogglewink is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned adventurer. She appears resentful.
• Alanaliyn Eythernight is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent cooper. She appears idealistic.
• Arn Wobbgauge is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre weaponsmith. She appears easily offended.
• Mickic Giacocombe is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled woodcarver. He appears violent.
• Bab Gyrosprocket is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent artist. He appears embittered.
• Belnalssa Hunithmight is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled grocer. He appears self-obsessed.
• Dones Andrett is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled furrier. She appears cautious.
• Hewlin Tinkergadget is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre bookbinder. She appears quiet.
• Bizgarz Skullripper is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted priest. It appears fashion concious.
• Uhdug Bonecrusher is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent locksmith. He appears grieving.
• Joe Roberterley is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre sage. She appears sick.
• Jamic Harden is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre painter. She appears authoritarian.

• Don Stanell, a skeptical male half-elf. He is a warrior who is finding a missing friend.
• Zrogbuh Headnor, an authoritarian female half-orc. She is an expert who is traveling with an important person.
• Gwaellava Floralsky, a jaded female half-elf. She is an adept who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Allivin Cobblewink, a solemn male gnome. He is an expert who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Jengles Tiddlytonk, a lonely female gnome. She is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
• Torkey Cobblebolt, a boastful female gnome. She is a rogue who is seeking honest work.
• Bab Greasebit, an insecure female gnome. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost friend.

These establishments worthy of mention in Jonesdef:

• The Blabbering Tower Botique [+] The Blabbering Tower Botique is a small, messy-looking magic shop. The building faces southwest with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nervous half-orc named Jamey Berne. The magic shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the magic shop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Wig Shoppe [+] The Wistful Wig Shoppe is a small, messy-looking shop. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated gnome named Nindan Triggerbit. The shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the shop. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Snake Inc. [+] The Marbled Snake Inc. is a small, messy-looking tannery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, stained windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Junlin Cobbletonk. The tannery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you smell leather, and you see skins stretching. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Axehandle Leatherworks [+] The Broken Axehandle Leatherworks is a small, packed-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, many windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty half-orc named Ogb Armcrusher. The leathershop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the leathershop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Peddler Bags [+] The Oiled Peddler Bags is a typical sized, damp-looking pursemaker. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Dav Davidore. The pursemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Song Leatherworks [+] The Broken Song Leatherworks is a large, clean-looking leathershop. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical gnome named Jenton Triggerfiz. The leathershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Fox Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Fox Purse Shop is a small, crowded-looking pursemaker. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating half-orc named Bladurz Bonecrusher. The pursemaker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the pursemaker. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Weasels Reference Center [+] The Slumbering Weasels Reference Center is a typical sized, dusty-looking library. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-elf named Davry Jamegan. The library is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the library. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Elves Shoppe [+] The Twisted Elves Shoppe is a large, orderly-looking alchemy shop. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a giddy gnome named Arnley Cobblewink. The alchemy shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see a two headed chicken wandering around, you smell a foul smell, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Peddler Chop House [+] The Ruby Peddler Chop House is a huge, orderly-looking cutlery shop. The building faces east with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty half-elf named Jamey Gilidge. The cutlery shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the cutlery shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crossed Wig Inc. [+] The Crossed Wig Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking wagon yard. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey half-elf named Abalanai Softheart. The wagon yard is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the wagon yard. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Helix Shop [+] The Fermented Helix Shop is a huge, clean-looking barbershop. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken half-orc named Davry Matgan. The barbershop is known for reasonable prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear someone telling a story, you smell fear, and you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet. There are 4 customers in the barbershop. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Heart Shop [+] The Lazy Heart Shop is a large, disgusting-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with two windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly half-elf named Daves Barville. The cartwright is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Last Hatchet Hatters [+] The Last Hatchet Hatters is a large, disgusting-looking hat shop. The building faces east with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a conspirational half-orc named Glibgurz Armbreaker. The hat shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Darkroot Worship House [+] The Wooden Darkroot Worship House is a typical sized, smelly-looking shrine. The building faces northeast with small windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a loud gnome named Ada Electrowink. The shrine is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shrine. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Frog Inc. [+] The Violent Frog Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking university. The building faces southwest with small windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a solemn half-orc named Kratzurz Legnor. The university is known for very high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the university. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Stump Mail Service [+] The Burly Stump Mail Service is an average sized, clean-looking post office. The building faces east with stained windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an insecure gnome named Bea Greasecog. The post office is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Cesspit Dry Goods [+] The Colored Cesspit Dry Goods is a small, filthy-looking grocery store. The building faces east with a stone storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a skeptical half-elf named James Francill. The grocery store is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Turkey Waste Site [+] The Yellow Turkey Waste Site is an average sized, dusty-looking junkyard. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious half-elf named Chahiatars Leafrun. The junkyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the junkyard. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Rolling Thunderbird Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking spicemerchant. The building faces east with dirty windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nervous half-elf named Abanalanae Teasen'night. The spicemerchant is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the spicemerchant. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Ulcer Bags [+] The Oiled Ulcer Bags is a typical sized, disgusting-looking pursemaker. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Adarette Wizzblast. The pursemaker is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.