Welcome to Fuzfun!

Fuzfun is known for the following resources:

• A haunted battle field inhabited by tame spiders that are feared by gru. One might find bags of penis sheathes buried near there.
• Rare defenseless beaver colonies that are feared by gru. One might find a stash of platinum buried near there.
• Carnivorous clam beds that are avoided by travelers. Rumors tell of piles of emeralds in a dungeon.
• A creepy gazebo inhabited by vampire caterpillars that are hunted by kittens.

• Need a change of pace? A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Prior experience required. Will pay in gold. Contact Gozzer.
• Help Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Thorgar Bloodbread.
• Help! Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dav Benen.
• Missing tiara. We suspect darkmantles are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tret Oozegloom.
• I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khalssen seh Ghessen for more information.
• I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Davry Francard.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact S'hoorzor ahn Khalzor.
• Looking for something new? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Hash Neckcrusher.
• Help! Looking for work? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Uap Eaglefang.
• Needed: I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ervarssa Frostwhisper.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Gaehiainne Blademoon.
• I'm looking for rare derros, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Contact Anra.

• Rhudzog Bonenor is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled seamstress. He appears embittered.
• Donic Chaland is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled innkeeper. He appears jesterly.
• Gwaartiyn Silverblaze is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled ship captain. She appears egotistical.
• Thorbul Marbleforge is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent coach driver. She appears quiet.
• Larttel Feathersworn is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent prostitute. She appears fatalistic.
• Yorgan Uglystone is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled chickenbutcher. She appears flirtatious.
• Yordal Gravelcrown is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled social worker. She appears gambling.
• Barbor Honorneck is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled adventurer. She appears flirtatious.
• Gabdan Rockettonk is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a decent doctor. He appears contrarian.
• Jun Tiddlycog is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled tailor. She appears gambling.
• Skabin Waranvil is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled bookseller. He appears battle-ready.
• Klugtud Armbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mocked tavern. She appears healthy.
• Jamic Dilley is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled official. She appears xenophobic.
• Bellanaen Hunithshine is a male elf who is known in the city as being a mocked messenger. He appears fatalistic.
• Alaelltel Silentriver is a female elf who is known in the world as being a renowned bookseller. She appears nihilistic.

• Zat, a mopey male kobold. He is a fighter who is finding work as a healer.
• Xtadr Fouldamn, a territorial male bugbear. He is a druid who is seeing the city.
• Droril Deeparm, a conspirational female oddball. She is a sorcerer who is traveling with a circus.
• Khalzor heh S'herzor, a clumsy female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Dane Southord, a melancholy male half-dwarf. He is a bard who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Momd Rockcutter, an intimidating male hobgoblin. He is an adept who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Elvarlleu Blackgrove, a scattered male elf. He is an expert who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Falcob Talwax, a violent female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Adacobine Underden, a nervous female halfling. She is an adept who is finding a missing nemesis.

These establishments worthy of mention in Fuzfun:

• The Lonely Clowns Inc. [+] The Lonely Clowns Inc. is a large, clean-looking winery. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a shifty gnome named Babkey Tinkersprocket. The winery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the winery. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Eagle Grave Diggers [+] The Wanton Eagle Grave Diggers is a huge, clean-looking graveyard. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, large windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an idealistic half-dwarf named DeDon MacGoodan. The graveyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the graveyard. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Mug Candle Maker [+] The Seven Mug Candle Maker is a typical sized, orderly-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a fatalistic elf named Elarigai Aleanblaze. The illuminator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the illuminator. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Rock Legal Partners [+] The Hungry Rock Legal Partners is a typical sized, crowded-looking barrister. The building faces east with a brick storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a spiteful half-dwarf named Mick Bartoman. The barrister is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 5 customers in the barrister. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Helix Inc. [+] The Nomadic Helix Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking weaver. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a beligerent half-orc named Mickes VanBersone. The weaver is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the weaver. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Short Iron Bindary [+] The Short Iron Bindary is a large, cluttered-looking bookbinder. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a few windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patronizing half-orc named Dones Bursford. The bookbinder is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Wand Sweet House [+] The Smithy Wand Sweet House is a small, dirty-looking bakery. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fatalistic dwarf named Durdal Clashinghelm. The bakery is known for slightly high prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell fresh flour, you hear fire crackling, and you see fresh rolls. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Beauty Shoes Inc. [+] The Splintered Beauty Shoes Inc. is a typical sized, filthy-looking shoe shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-dwarf named Yorond Platinumrobe. The shoe shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you hear a kitten mewing, and you see old shoes and bit of leather. There are 5 customers in the shoe shop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Hall Textiles [+] The Sleepy Hall Textiles is a small, smelly-looking mercer. The building faces northeast with stained windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick half-orc named Jam VanBurridge. The mercer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Three Bath House [+] The Wild Three Bath House is a small, smelly-looking bath house. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Ilyelliyn Mistsworn. The bath house is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you hear low voices, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 2 customers in the bath house. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Pig Hall [+] The Surly Pig Hall is a normal sized, crowded-looking adventurers guild. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a lap board storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a solemn elf named Elelllleu Melithwake. The adventurers guild is known for suspiciously low prices for the protection there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see equipment lying around, you hear people yelling, and you smell burning coals. There are 4 customers in the adventurers guild. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Goblins Meats [+] The Voluptuous Goblins Meats is an average sized, cluttered-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a drunken elf named Hallantel Baequistride. The slaughterhouse is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the slaughterhouse. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Wolfhound Harnesses [+] The Gutted Wolfhound Harnesses is a small, dirty-looking harness maker. The building faces southwest with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-dwarf named Donry Benett. The harness maker is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the harness maker. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Tree Locksmith [+] The Puking Tree Locksmith is an average sized, smelly-looking locksmith. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a resentful half-dwarf named Mickes Chrisore. The locksmith is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the locksmith. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Weasels Temple [+] The Tattered Weasels Temple is a huge, cluttered-looking temple. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a forbidding half-dwarf named Mickes Davinson. The temple is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.