Welcome to Lanetop!

Lanetop is known for the following resources:

• An old battle field inhabited by defenseless cormorants that are hunted by gru. One might dig up a chest containing silver in a nearby pit.
• Creepy cork trees that are hunted by witches. One might find piles of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
• Timber forests that are visited frequently by locals. Bon Tinkercog said one might find a chest containing silver in a well.
• Substantial peat bogs that are frequented by travelers. Rumors tell of bags of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• Carnivorous cobra quivers that are frequented by magic users.

• Looking for work? wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be quick on your feet. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Brunk Foulmurder.
• Bored? Missing bracelet. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. No pay until task is completed successfully. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Alli Wizzblast.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Guild membership required. Contact Narog Ogrestomach.
• Wanted: Yerzin ahn Ghessen has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Dit for further details.
• Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Bot.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Nhushob Headkiller.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Jo Davtone.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Must be a quick learner. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Xodadr Oozerender.
• Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. Contact Not.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Baiok Longis.
• brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Dav Francman.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Abarin Brandyblade.

• Zrogt Armnor is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre innkeeper. He appears deluded.
• Barbor Wisevault is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled tanner. He appears smug.
• Kuzgarz Backcrusher The Brave is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled undertaker. He appears pious.
• Barkon Clashingblade is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent smith. He appears quiet.
• Ilylentel Rilynnsworn is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled good samaritan. She appears patronizing.
• Jamey Davidand is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled innkeeper. She appears resentful.
• Snorbor Oilvest is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled painter. She appears territorial.
• Ghol Moknor is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled locksmith. She appears clumsy.
• Deltlas Dewcloak is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent pastrycook. She appears beligerent.
• Jo Fercombe is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled glovemaker. She appears patronizing.
• Rhutz Headsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent wine seller. She appears territorial.
• Grungar Grandmill is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned cartwright. He appears cowed.
• Micke Antonngton is a female human who is known in the world as being a renowned armorer. She appears worrying.
• Daves Goodan is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent actor. He appears resentful.
• Jam Giacoing is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent painter. She appears xenophobic.

• Gozzer, a greedy female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Tomita Wizzgadget, a self-obsessed female oddball. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Gav Greasejet, a quiet androgynous gnome. It is a paladin who is finding a missing friend.
• Gobal Eaglebranch, a guarded female ogre. She is a sorcerer who is doing something nefarious.
• Brunk Evilhost, a contrarian female goblin. She is a ranger who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Cinia Entramist, an unreliable male minotaur. He is an adept who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Dav Jackord, an unreliable male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is finding a missing parent.
• Bromir Onyxkeep, an exhausted male deep dwarf. He is an expert who is fleeing an assassin.
• Sekas Spiritrunner, a vengeful male minotaur. He is a cleric who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Adaxie Wobbgadget, a smug female gnome. She is a bard who is seeing the world.
• Suddorg Headkiller, an exhausted male half-orc. He is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Rugemt Greathowl, a solemn female goblin. She is a druid who is here to buy spices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lanetop:

• The Broken Wench Leatherworks [+] The Broken Wench Leatherworks is a small, packed-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with a split wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a spiteful half-orc named Daney Smithand. The leathershop is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Princess City Guard [+] The Dirty Princess City Guard is a normal sized, dusty-looking barrack. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an insecure dwarf named Abanir Redtable. The barrack is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you hear voices, and you smell sweat and beer. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Snake Inc. [+] The Chipped Snake Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking theater. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a jesterly half-orc named Obgbud Legcrusher. The theater is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the theater. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Helix Inn [+] The Wobbly Helix Inn is a large, damp-looking inn. The building faces north with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Grunond Pearlguard. The inn is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the inn. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Song Inc. [+] The Crimson Song Inc. is an average sized, damp-looking warehouse. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a lonely dwarf named Grumrin Brandychisel. The warehouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the warehouse. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Wig Night Smiths [+] The Warm Wig Night Smiths is a huge, orderly-looking graveyard. The building faces east with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an attentive half-dwarf named Grimbor Carboncask. The graveyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the graveyard. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Paladin Brewery [+] The Merry Paladin Brewery is a small, disgusting-looking brewery. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy half-orc named Jam Casttt. The brewery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you hear people singing, and you smell hops and grain. There are 5 customers in the brewery. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Peacock Study [+] The Slumbering Peacock Study is a large, tidy-looking library. The building faces north with a brick storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nosy half-orc named Thukagh Neckbreaker. The library is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the library. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Octopus Clinic [+] The Divine Octopus Clinic is a large, orderly-looking clinic. The building faces east with clean windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a homesick human named Mickry Carer. The clinic is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the clinic. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Bull Leatherworks [+] The Broken Bull Leatherworks is a huge, filthy-looking leathershop. The building faces southwest with two windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Thronir Dragonbread. The leathershop is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the leathershop. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Elves Supplies [+] The Tired Elves Supplies is a normal sized, smelly-looking chandlery shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a helpful elf named Larlaniyn Featherlight. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the chandlery shop. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Days Poor House [+] The Slaughtered Days Poor House is a huge, messy-looking almshouse. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Thrusarz Backcracker. The almshouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the almshouse. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Dwarf Shoppe [+] The Twisted Dwarf Shoppe is an average sized, crowded-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Khugtash Legbreaker. The alchemy shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you see a two headed chicken wandering around, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Randy Ent Gaol [+] The Randy Ent Gaol is a normal sized, filthy-looking jailhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a giddy half-orc named Thuzg Bonecracker. The jailhouse is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Well Gloves [+] The Musty Well Gloves is an average sized, cluttered-looking glove shop. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an authoritarian human named Jo Kleiner. The glove shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.