Welcome to Landpool!

Landpool is known for the following resources:

• Substantial carnivorous crow murders that are visited frequently by gru. One might find bags of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• A new cave inhabited by tame crows that are frequented by unicorns. One might dig up piles of diamonds in a well.
• Poisonous cobra quivers that are hunted by kittens.
• Many creepy hemp fields that are hunted by kittens.
• Paltry wild cormorant flights that are hunted by witches.
• A blessed shrine inhabited by dangerous woodpeckers that are hunted by gru.

• Need a change of pace? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Done Castes for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? tincure tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Pobel Boarsnout.
• Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must not smell. Contact Rot.
• Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Tudegd Bigstomach if interested.
• Wanted: non-lethal poison tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Illtlas Eyllissun.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Snorgar Salttable for more details.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Iltiyn Rootrunner.
• Needed: I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. References required. Contact Tudub Wormmurder.
• bats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Larlaninne Oakfeather.
• Required: Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ilnalai Kindsing for more details.
• Help Wanted: Rogue seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yordor Darkthrone.
• Need a change of pace? Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Daney Petergton.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Contact Gab Cobbleblast.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must be clean. Will pay in gold. Contact Halhiaaen Nightwatch if interested.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. No pay until task is completed successfully. Serious inquiries only. Reward available. Contact Mhukosh Backsnapper.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grumorin Dullknee.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Will reward you with valuable information. Experienced professionals only. Contact Ellentel Ravenears if interested.

• Galdrian Stormsinger is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a renowned bookbinder. She appears conspirational.
• Morbor Jetbaker is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted saddler. He appears scattered.
• Basalia Bloodstalker is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled banker. She appears worrying.
• Mor Greathowl is a female hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled hatmaker. She appears lonely.
• Jamey Peteran is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a decent navigator. He appears jolly.
• Mexn Rantrot is a female hobgoblin who is known in the city as being a decent good samaritan. She appears gambling.
• Jo Robertick is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled locksmith. He appears exhausted.
• Merder Eaglevidol is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a gifted smith. She appears mocking.
• Brot Ironrender is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a mediocre innkeeper. She appears mocking.
• Elgrim Kaesewax is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre astrologer. She appears greedy.
• Davic Chrisewicz is a female lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent teamster. She appears patriotic.
• Buruntek Clawmist is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent seamstress. She appears fashion concious.
• Kzeb Greatrot is a female hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a decent furrier. She appears mopey.
• Xodzar Wormbone is a female hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a gifted bather. She appears violent.
• Tolbard Chubbbrother is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a renowned social worker. He appears territorial.
• Beaua Earthspire is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a mocked tanner. He appears attentive.
• Basose Darkbreaker is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent sage. She appears self-obsessed.
• Ciriyes Kaziilg is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled sheriff. He appears chatty.
• Belellaen Ravenrisen is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled plasterer. She appears battle-ready.
• Hallanai Aleasing is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre doctor. She appears nosy.
• Tmadr Laughshadow is a female hobgoblin who is known in the region as being a gifted locksmith. She appears forgetful.

• Fax, a jesterly male kobold. He is an adept who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Joe Dilston, a jesterly female human. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Taz, a forgetful male kobold. He is a fighter who is seeking dishonest work.
• Jory Corsone, a fashion concious male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Kokab Armnor, an exhausted male orc. He is a wizard who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Tbzar Braincutter, a fashion concious female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Elhka, a guilty male troglodyte. He is a fighter who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Hew Gyrofuel, a cowed female oddball. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Brodor Drakekiller, a prejudiced female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is seeing the world.
• Khalzin fe Khalssen, an efficient male lizardfolk. He is a barbarian who is seeking honest work.
• Hallenanae Silverfeather, a nihilistic female drow. She is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Durdal Bloodshoulder, a grieving male dwarf. He is an expert who is finding a missing map.
• Brot Cleavermaw, a treasure-obsessed male hobgoblin. He is a sorcerer who is following rumors of riches.
• Rxomd Bighost, a smitten male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is fleeing the law.
• Klonre, a cowed female mindflayer. She is a bard who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Zhosh Armsnapper, a mocking male orc. He is an adept who is finding a missing artifact.
• Xodet Dreadrot, a boastful male goblin. He is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
• Khotz Armsnapper, a quiet male bugbear. He is an aristocrat who is seeking honest work.
• Adane Bolgercobble, a forgetful female halfling. She is an aristocrat who is traveling with an important person.

These establishments worthy of mention in Landpool:

• The Prancing Jade Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Jade Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, dusty-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an embittered dwarf named Grumond Warstaff. The bucklery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Frog Sculptures [+] The Sterling Frog Sculptures is a typical sized, dusty-looking sculpting house. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nihilistic hobgoblin named Kegd Bigbasher. The sculpting house is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the sculpting house. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Wagon Inc. [+] The Murdered Wagon Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking tavern. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nihilistic halfling named Beco Nimblefur. The tavern is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the tavern. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Goblins Fish House [+] The Bottomless Goblins Fish House is a large, damp-looking fishery. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug dwarf named Ulrin Foehall. The fishery is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Kraken Locksmith [+] The Puking Kraken Locksmith is a typical sized, filthy-looking locksmith. The building faces northeast with large windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten hobgoblin named Brog Damnstomach. The locksmith is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the locksmith. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Paladin Inc. [+] The Greasy Paladin Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking transportation. The building faces east with a brick storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed lycanthrope named Danic Southleton. The transportation is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the transportation. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Twins Jewelers [+] The Drowned Twins Jewelers is an average sized, orderly-looking jewelery store. The building faces southwest with small windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an authoritarian halfling named Hilgrinine Skygage. The jewelery store is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the jewelery store. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Rose Inc. [+] The Murdered Rose Inc. is a typical sized, crowded-looking tavern. The building faces southeast with many windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an unreliable lycanthrope named Doney Morbrook. The tavern is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Golden Hearthstone Inc. is a small, orderly-looking weaponshop. The building faces east with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a jesterly hobgoblin named Xuegd Giantmouth. The weaponshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the weaponshop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Lion Inc. [+] The Blabbering Lion Inc. is a huge, orderly-looking law enforcement. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a greedy dwarf named Adamir Leadvest. The law enforcement is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the law enforcement. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Flame Cart Repairs [+] The Lazy Flame Cart Repairs is a large, damp-looking cartwright. The building faces northeast with large windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an idealistic dwarf named Garbin Lionbreeches. The cartwright is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Hole Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Hole Locksmith is a small, damp-looking locksmith. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious dwarf named Grimnir Stormneck. The locksmith is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the locksmith. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Bill Bakery [+] The Smithy Bill Bakery is a normal sized, tidy-looking bakery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a greedy lycanthrope named Jo Morwood. The bakery is known for fair prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back of the store, you see hot buns, and you smell fresh flour. There are 5 customers in the bakery. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Wagon Shrine [+] The Frozen Wagon Shrine is a large, neat-looking church. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a prejudiced hobgoblin named Tgok Wormrender. The church is known for moderate prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you hear a low moaning, and you smell smell of blood. There are 4 customers in the church. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hungry Dungeon House of Law [+] The Hungry Dungeon House of Law is a typical sized, messy-looking barrister. The building faces south with no windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a smug dwarf named Lomir Broadmace. The barrister is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Open Beer Fine Bows [+] The Open Beer Fine Bows is a typical sized, crowded-looking bowyer. The building faces east with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient lycanthrope named Mickey Andrton. The bowyer is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bowyer. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Black Rooster Inc. [+] The Black Rooster Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking law enforcement. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Kyrlaca Spiritis. The law enforcement is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the law enforcement. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Whisper Magic Shop [+] The Blabbering Whisper Magic Shop is an average sized, messy-looking magic shop. The building faces south with three windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a resentful halfling named Per Scattercobble. The magic shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the magic shop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Goblins Inc. [+] The Robber Goblins Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking spicemerchant. The building faces east with small windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a guilty minotaur named Delleana Skyfury. The spicemerchant is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the spicemerchant. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Dead Herbalist [+] The Dripping Dead Herbalist is a typical sized, dusty-looking herbalist shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a lap board storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a self-obsessed minotaur named Brorian Masgath. The herbalist shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the herbalist shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Princess Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Princess Purse Shop is a normal sized, cluttered-looking pursemaker. The building faces north with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful dwarf named Throbor Grandslasher. The pursemaker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.