Welcome to Bad Alleners!

Bad Alleners is known for the following resources:

• Many quail bevies that are frequented by children. Jamry Jackord said one might find a stash of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• Old coconut harvests that are feared by locals.
• A magical gazebo inhabited by poisonous kittens that are frequented by travelers. One might dig up a chest containing emeralds buried near there.
• A haunted grave yard inhabited by dangerous bats that are avoided by locals. One might find a stash of silver hidden around somewhere.
• Defenseless bat clouds that are visited frequently by locals. Somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum in a tomb nearby.
• Substantial tame caterpillar nests that are hunted by magic users.

• Someone stole my painting. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Byleverani Rageganthi.
• Help! Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Davry Southrough.
• Help! Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xtoten Oozecutter.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Thzzrall to learn more.
• Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Drodin Tigermansion.
• I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bedo Talfoot.
• Looking for something new? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tgoten Bigstomach.
• Required: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Davry Kleinon if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Contact Dane Jamesford.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Aesartthil Arkeneabough.
• dungeon goop tester wanted. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Snormir Thudbridge.
• Required: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Perda Homewart.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Must be clean. Reward available. Contact Grendaalia Sumgan.
• Wanted: I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Khubg Backripper.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Adanalinne Darkdew.
• A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. References required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Larellai Miststryke.
• Help Needed: Missing bottle of wine. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Xodezn Greatmaw for further details.
• Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Grinide if interested.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Missing ring of Cerobleh. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Aeslenanae Ravenhelm if interested.
• I'm looking for rare rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Must be a quick learner. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Delvariyn Nightnight.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Perne Honorheart.

• Hutra is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a decent potter. She appears mopey.
• Chture is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled woodcarver. She appears idealistic.
• Ilyhiaaen Teasen'sky is a male drow who is known in the region as being a decent cheesemaker. He appears jolly.
• Lobin Strongvault is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled harness maker. He appears vengeful.
• Vess'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent sheriff. She appears smug.
• Adagan Lumberblood is a female deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled professor. She appears resentful.
• Elavarssa Auvreashine is a male drow who is known in the world as being a decent herbalist. He appears efficient.
• Apith Strongrangli is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled shipwright. She appears giddy.
• Chtuthul is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a skilled tavern. She appears guarded.
• Martra Riverstalker is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled woodseller. She appears giddy.
• Alevariyn Winddrake is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled saddler. She appears drunken.
• Gwavaranae Skyshade is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled forester. She appears conspirational.
• Jemtra Wildrangli is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent woodseller. He appears fashion concious.
• Throrim Coldfoot is a female deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent spicemerchant. She appears exhausted.
• Lobin Amberbreaker is a female deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled shipwright. She appears skeptical.
• Balbin Wheelstream is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled innkeeper. He appears pious.
• Gaetssa Nightgleam is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent physician. She appears healthy.
• Drogan Gravelmouth is a female deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled official. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Minus Whitechaser is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled handyman. She appears embittered.
• Gorrin Thudstomach is a male deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre outfitter. He appears contrarian.
• Gillana Entrasinger is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled leatherworker. She appears conspirational.
• Terta Wildsoult is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled weaponsmith. She appears egotistical.
• Multoron Spiritsinger is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a renowned ropemaker. He appears loud.
• Ssz'toor is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent lumberjack. She appears nervous.
• Rinru Spiritmane is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a gifted forester. She appears outlandish.
• Fillantars Shadowhelm is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled copyist. She appears drunken.

• Be Lingold, a flirtatious female halfling. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Chief Thakor Headnor, a patronizing female half-orc. She is a druid who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Haatava Kindstrike, a violent male drow. He is a commoner who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Eldine Bracebread, a deluded female oddball. She is a rogue who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Mally Shadowmidge, a pious female halfling. She is a druid who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Khalssen teh Ghezin, a patronizing male lizardfolk. He is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Kzar Metalcutter, a fashion concious female bugbear. She is an expert who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Tudkasr Bladekill, an attentive female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• James Chaen, a cowed male half-elf. He is an expert who is following the voices.
• Xremt Metalmurder, an unreliable female bugbear. She is a bard who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Filnalinne Wishseeker, a nosy male elf. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Ertlas Evenshield, an embittered male drow. He is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Baldin Kindsmith, a sick female deep dwarf. She is a sorcerer who is finding a missing artifact.
• Don Carne, a jolly male lycanthrope. He is a druid who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Alarigai Winterstryke, a fatalistic male drow. He is an expert who is finding work as a healer.
• Faeriganae Norrehunter, a clumsy male drow. He is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
• Tudub Greatmouth, a forbidding male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
• Mhubbuh Backsnapper, an exhausted male bugbear. He is a commoner who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Daduk Eaglefang, an authoritarian female ogre. She is a fighter who is traveling with an acting troupe.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Alleners:

• The Fat Tower Inc. [+] The Fat Tower Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking tile shop. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty mindflayer named Waerall. The tile shop is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the tile shop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Cock Shrine [+] The Frosted Cock Shrine is a huge, messy-looking church. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an easily offended minotaur named Terrian Lagranmist. The church is known for unreasonable prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you hear rhythmic chanting, and you see elegent golden decorations all around. There are 5 customers in the church. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Hearthstone General Store [+] The Frosted Hearthstone General Store is a small, dusty-looking trading post. The building faces east with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a forgetful minotaur named Cavuri Zhavidol. The trading post is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the trading post. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Master Crow Coop Hoop [+] The Master Crow Coop Hoop is a small, damp-looking cooperage. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy mindflayer named Chtu'toor. The cooperage is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the cooperage. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Badger Inc. [+] The Glaring Badger Inc. is a small, damp-looking weaponshop. The building faces south with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a jolly deep dwarf named Falgar Smartstream. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the weaponshop. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Cavern Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Puking Cavern Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, messy-looking bucklery. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a lonely deep dwarf named Snororin Pearlbaker. The bucklery is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bucklery. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Lotus Inc. [+] The Robber Lotus Inc. is an average sized, damp-looking spicemerchant. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a loud minotaur named Marsha Organthi. The spicemerchant is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the spicemerchant. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Silver Inc. [+] The Chipped Silver Inc. is a large, dirty-looking theater. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a drunken mindflayer named Disthul. The theater is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Octopus Temple [+] The Worn Octopus Temple is a normal sized, dirty-looking shrine. The building faces north with a stone storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a skeptical deep dwarf named Grundal Silvervest. The shrine is known for steep prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shrine. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Mead Supplies [+] The Tired Mead Supplies is a large, dirty-looking chandlery shop. The building faces east with a brick storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an insecure deep dwarf named Broorin Lumberhand. The chandlery shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the chandlery shop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Last Greyhound Hats Shop [+] The Last Greyhound Hats Shop is an average sized, dusty-looking hat shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a melancholy deep dwarf named Balbin Ivoryarm. The hat shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the hat shop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Weasels Inc. [+] The Cloven Weasels Inc. is a huge, damp-looking theater. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a jolly deep dwarf named Skabor Onyxmug. The theater is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fermented Jade Inc. [+] The Fermented Jade Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking sawmill. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy drow named Adavariyn Silvergazer. The sawmill is known for fair prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you smell sawdust, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There are 2 customers in the sawmill. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Ulcer Public Library [+] The Sloppy Ulcer Public Library is a huge, neat-looking library. The building faces southeast with small windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a forbidding deep dwarf named Balrun Stonekeg. The library is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Tower Blowers [+] The Leaping Tower Blowers is a large, dusty-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a spiteful drow named Illanlas Killesky. The glassmaker hut is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 4 customers in the glassmaker hut. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Mead Bath House [+] The Wild Mead Bath House is a huge, damp-looking bath house. The building faces east with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious deep dwarf named Brodin Onyxtunnel. The bath house is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear the sound of water running, you see naked people walking around, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 4 customers in the bath house. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Dwarves Builders [+] The Victorious Dwarves Builders is a large, filthy-looking engineering firm. The building faces east with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pacifistic drow named Chaleniyn Brightstar. The engineering firm is known for very high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the engineering firm. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Great Mead Sheath Store [+] The Great Mead Sheath Store is an average sized, damp-looking scabbard maker. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic deep dwarf named Mordor Coldnose. The scabbard maker is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Pipe Fish Camp [+] The Boiling Pipe Fish Camp is a large, dusty-looking fishery. The building faces northwest with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a helpful mindflayer named Kilvy. The fishery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Swagger Dry Goods [+] The Colored Swagger Dry Goods is a large, smelly-looking grocery store. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, small windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gluttonous minotaur named Calidra Eaglewind. The grocery store is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the grocery store. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Monkey Glass Crafters [+] The Leaping Monkey Glass Crafters is an average sized, messy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn deep dwarf named Balmir Brandykeep. The glassmaker hut is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear a bellows pumping, you smell a burning forge, and you see panes of glass and mirrors. There are 3 customers in the glassmaker hut. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Urchin Docs [+] The Grimy Urchin Docs is an average sized, dirty-looking boat for hire. The building faces southeast with stained windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a guarded drow named Adarigthil Mistweave. The boat for hire is known for fair prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the boat for hire. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Greyhound Inc. [+] The Gray Greyhound Inc. is a large, orderly-looking transportation. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a battle-ready drow named Alahiaava Summerwalker. The transportation is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the transportation. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Badger Chop House [+] The Royal Badger Chop House is an average sized, filthy-looking cutlery shop. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous deep dwarf named Durgin Ironguard. The cutlery shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the cutlery shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Pig Inc. [+] The Gray Pig Inc. is a normal sized, tidy-looking transportation. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lonely drow named Chaelltel Starsun. The transportation is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Fig [+] The Flabby Fig is a typical sized, messy-looking ropemaker. The building faces northeast with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jolly minotaur named Gorne Entramist. The ropemaker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.