Welcome to Dikwater!

Dikwater is known for the following resources:

• A creepy battle field inhabited by defenseless quails that are frequented by wenches. Dane VanGreenell said somoeone said someone found a stash of gold in a nearby pit.
• Carnivorous dragon wiers that are feared by kittens. Jamry Brownore said somoeone said someone found a stash of platinum hidden around somewhere.
• Amber mines that are avoided by magic users.

• Looking for something new? brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickry Braick.
• Help Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Gwanalai Stillwatch.
• Need a change of pace? Sercobine Greathill has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elriganae Skyseeker to learn more.
• I'm looking for rare feral cats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a secret. Must not smell. Contact Ellanava Broadheart.
• Help Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hashob Armsnapper for more information.
• I have derros in my basement, plz halp! No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joe Petrden to learn more.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome feral cats required. Reward is a secret. Contact Ser Quickroarer.
• tincure tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rbegd Bladeshadow.
• Help! Someone stole my shoe. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be a quick learner. Contact El Greenburrow.
• Bounty for derros, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Eddgani Winterrunner.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must submit to background check. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghagan Oakclaw.
• Help Wanted: Someone stole my tiara. Find the louse, dead or alive. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xueb Dreadmurder.
• Needed: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Snororin Quartzmoor.

• Haaartaen Starwhisper is a male elf who is known in the world as being a decent cartwright. He appears spiteful.
• Mickic Corsford is a female human who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled mason. She appears lonely.
• Jamry Franland is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled navigator. She appears pacifistic.
• Mickey Andrield is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled trader. She appears self-obsessed.
• Morgin Firefinger is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled furrier. She appears efficient.
• Faelanlleu Freanibow is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bather. She appears forgetful.
• Aesvarlleu Ravenwater is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled spicemerchant. She appears intimidated.
• Illnaltel Riftshadow is a male elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre outfitter. He appears scattered.
• Elvartars Eyllissight is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled armorer. He appears giddy.
• Mickey Sheham is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled shoemaker. She appears scattered.
• Dan Francville is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled mercer. He appears solemn.
• Borril Clayhead is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre locksmith. He appears forgetful.
• Abaond Stonefist is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled tailor. He appears outlandish.
• Ilyleniyn Leafwalker is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre shipwright. She appears shifty.
• Skagar Warsapper is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked lawyer. He appears thick.
• Balbor Quartzmouth is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled soldier. She appears sick.

• Elhlak, an exhausted male troglodyte. He is a cleric who is seeing the city.
• Filarttel Lightwake, a spiteful male oddball. He is a bard who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Illarttel Softweave, a gosipy male drow. He is a monk who is here to buy spices.
• Gkutods Greatrot, a resentful male hobgoblin. He is an adept who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Grumrun Dragonkeep, a guilty male half-dwarf. He is a fighter who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Bit, a smitten female kobold. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Asuzg Armripper, a giddy female bugbear. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Rxeb Bladehost, a quiet female hobgoblin. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Aesvarlas Spiritbow, a deluded female elf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Ghusath Legsnapper, a beligerent male half-orc. He is a cleric who is traveling with a circus.
• Jo Matand, a forbidding female lycanthrope. She is a cleric who is seeking revenge.
• Mub Metalmurder, a spiteful female bugbear. She is a warrior who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Nbzar Cleaverdamn, an authoritarian female oddball. She is a druid who is following the voices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Dikwater:

• The Hilltop Fig Magic Eye Piece [+] The Hilltop Fig Magic Eye Piece is a normal sized, packed-looking astrologer. The building faces north with barred windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a forbidding dwarf named Grunrim Drumkiller. The astrologer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There are 4 customers in the astrologer. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Monk Inc. [+] The Fawning Monk Inc. is a small, dusty-looking sawmill. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered elf named Fillanlleu Windwatch. The sawmill is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There are 5 customers in the sawmill. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The White Rock Inpirationsl Waters [+] The White Rock Inpirationsl Waters is a huge, packed-looking bath house. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy dwarf named Snordor Jadeforge. The bath house is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you see naked people walking around, and you hear low voices. There are 3 customers in the bath house. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Mead Vinters [+] The Perfumed Mead Vinters is a large, cluttered-looking vinyard. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an idealistic dwarf named Grundin Dragonmead. The vinyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the vinyard. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Hatchet Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Hatchet Leather Goods is a huge, smelly-looking harness maker. The building faces north with clean windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an apologetic dwarf named Drobul Darkmail. The harness maker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Thug Shop [+] The Twin Thug Shop is an average sized, dirty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-dwarf named Barmir Forgevest. The alchemy shop is known for inexpensive prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see a two headed chicken wandering around, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you smell damp earth. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Wagonhouse Druggist [+] The Horny Wagonhouse Druggist is a small, neat-looking apothecary. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an accusatory half-dwarf named Snorgan Crystalhammer. The apothecary is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell damp earth, you hear yelling from the back of the shop, and you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Frogs Inc. [+] The Chipped Frogs Inc. is a typical sized, cluttered-looking theater. The building faces north with barred windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a violent dwarf named Throorin Jademail. The theater is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the theater. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Wig Shop [+] The Dry Wig Shop is a normal sized, dusty-looking cobblershop. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a beligerent half-dwarf named Mickic Sheall. The cobblershop is known for steep prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear silence, you smell scent of leather, and you see old shoes and bit of leather. There are 5 customers in the cobblershop. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Fig Bags [+] The Oiled Fig Bags is a typical sized, neat-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting elf named Delartai Bladearrow. The pursemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the pursemaker. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Bull Chop House [+] The Ruby Bull Chop House is a huge, crowded-looking cutlery shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, large windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jaded dwarf named Snordal Carbonbaker. The cutlery shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the cutlery shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Toad Timber Mill [+] The Shining Toad Timber Mill is a large, orderly-looking lumbermill. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken human named Jory Cartt. The lumbermill is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the lumbermill. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Ivy Poor House [+] The Slaughtered Ivy Poor House is an average sized, cluttered-looking almshouse. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a solemn dwarf named Lorin Firecavern. The almshouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the almshouse. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Whisper Bags [+] The Olde Whisper Bags is a large, disgusting-looking pursemaker. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn dwarf named Barmir Granitevein. The pursemaker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Darkroot Arena [+] The Raging Darkroot Arena is a large, cluttered-looking bleacher. The building faces south with no windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed elf named Illlanssa Dawnwing. The bleacher is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Pot Brewery [+] The Merry Pot Brewery is a huge, clean-looking brewery. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a deluded half-dwarf named Davry Davider. The brewery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see piles of grain, you hear people singing, and you smell hops and grain. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.