Welcome to South Farmford!

South Farmford is known for the following resources:

• A creepy cave inhabited by tame peacocks that are hunted by travelers. Zet Ironrender said somoeone said someone found piles of monkey wrenches hidden around somewhere.
• Bountiful tame dragon wiers that are frequented by witches.
• Scarce creepy rock salt deposits that are feared by vampires. Anzer said the locals speak of bags of small lyres in a dungeon.

• Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Joe Stanfield.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Thugb Bonecrusher The Black if interested.
• Needed: Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Guild membership required. Contact Adalanssa Baequiwater.
• Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Enth.
• Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Adarigthil Softweave.
• gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Snororin Sunbreaker for more details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Turdu Windnon for more information.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Mog Ogremurder.
• I have quazits in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kyrder Kaziganthi.
• Adept seeks apprentice. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Grimdor Shinytunnel.
• Help Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen peg leg. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact S'herzin se Khalssen.
• Needed: Bard seeks apprentice. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Discretion required. Contact S'herzin fe Ghezin for more details.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Trot Ranthowl if intrigued.

• Ilriginne Duskwake is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mocked haymerchant. He appears conspirational.
• Ellanlas Orlefeather is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent mercenary. He appears lovelorn.
• Bab Tiddlyblast is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre illuminator. He appears pious.
• Darellanae Rivermist is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent baker. He appears shifty.
• Elrigai Windstrike is a male elf who is known in the city as being a gifted pastrycook. He appears intimidated.
• Jame Braworth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled priest. She appears guilty.
• Ailin Thermotonk is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre butcher. She appears exhausted.
• Dave Southick is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent coach driver. He appears deluded.
• Abador Lightninggrieve is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled woodworker. He appears jaded.
• Jo Stanes is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a legendary physician. He appears gambling.
• Ninton Gyrofiz is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled cartwright. She appears exhausted.
• Illvarlleu Tyrneagleam is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre deputy. He appears conspirational.
• Borgan Stonebrooch is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre specialty smith. She appears pious.
• Larellinne Jadebough is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled baker. She appears vengeful.
• Micke Bartoley is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled glovemaker. She appears violent.
• Jeneno Wobbwink is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked cutler. He appears cautious.

• Disrc, a giddy female mindflayer. She is a sorcerer who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Khalal teh S'herzin, a grieving female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is doing something amazing.
• Alli Electrobit, a shifty female gnome. She is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Ilynaltars Rivershield, a jolly male elf. He is a wizard who is doing something amazing.
• Ulnir Drakekeep, a smug male deep dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Ruget Giantrender, a giddy female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Begold Fartaunt, a pious female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Aesellaen Floralblade, an exhausted female elf. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Jo Tramland, a greedy female human. She is a paladin who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Poborndo Greenmidge, a gluttonous female halfling. She is a fighter who is finding a missing artifact.

These establishments worthy of mention in South Farmford:

• The Singing Lotus Shoppe [+] The Singing Lotus Shoppe is a huge, messy-looking bookbinder. The building faces north with tiny windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended gnome named Bonxie Tinkerblast. The bookbinder is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Cavern Sport House [+] The Bottomless Cavern Sport House is a huge, disgusting-looking fishery. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic elf named Filartiyn Frostsight. The fishery is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Iron Inc. [+] The Noisy Iron Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking studio. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful half-elf named Haalantel Killestalker. The studio is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the studio. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Pot Inc. [+] The Dancing Pot Inc. is a normal sized, dusty-looking wagon yard. The building faces northwest with dirty windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered half-elf named Alerigthil Skywake. The wagon yard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the wagon yard. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Bull Package Delivery [+] The Burly Bull Package Delivery is a large, damp-looking post office. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a pious half-dwarf named Mick Matford. The post office is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Helix Inc. [+] The Marbled Helix Inc. is an average sized, tidy-looking tannery. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a territorial gnome named Bon Thermojet. The tannery is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you see skins stretching, and you smell leather. There are 5 customers in the tannery. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Clowns Inc. [+] The Cloven Clowns Inc. is a large, filthy-looking theater. The building faces east with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a trusting elf named Gwalentel Feathergale. The theater is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the theater. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Pot Timber Mill [+] The Shining Pot Timber Mill is a small, orderly-looking lumbermill. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful gnome named Carnk Triggergadget. The lumbermill is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Rooster Jewelers [+] The Drowned Rooster Jewelers is a large, filthy-looking jewelery store. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a lonely elf named Dellentars Eylliswing. The jewelery store is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the jewelery store. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Harpoon General Goods [+] The Forsaken Harpoon General Goods is a huge, dusty-looking trading post. The building faces south with a stone storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a resentful elf named Belriganae Swiftwatch. The trading post is known for very high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the trading post. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Hammer Shoppe [+] The Belching Hammer Shoppe is a large, packed-looking magic shop. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a loud half-elf named Dave Brownter. The magic shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Demon Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Demon Wine Shoppe is a typical sized, disgusting-looking vinyard. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nihilistic human named Jo Castson. The vinyard is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the vinyard. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Peacock Inc. [+] The Chipped Peacock Inc. is a large, filthy-looking theater. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a xenophobic elf named Ilhiassa Dawnseeker. The theater is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the theater. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Jade Inc. [+] The Noisy Jade Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking studio. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nosy half-elf named Jo Davidman. The studio is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the studio. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Skull Color Shop [+] The Stinky Skull Color Shop is a normal sized, neat-looking dyer. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a conspirational half-dwarf named Yorgan Talonbelly. The dyer is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear a bubbling sound, you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, and you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the dyer. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Wig Barrels [+] The Mended Wig Barrels is an average sized, messy-looking cooperage. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding elf named Delarttars Eyllisnight. The cooperage is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the cooperage. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.