Welcome to Fuzwell!

Fuzwell is known for the following resources:

• Many kitten glarings that are frequented by magic users. Jamic Burngton said rumors tell of bags of penis sheathes in a tomb nearby.
• Abundant crow murders that are feared by kittens.
• Ancient clay banks that are feared by magic users.
• An ancient castle inhabited by vampire cobras that are avoided by witches.
• A blessed mine inhabited by tame scorpions that are avoided by gru. Mhotz Headkiller said rumors tell of piles of rubies in a well.

• Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Gubal Bearclaw.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Gorrin Ashaxe.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Must be quick on your feet. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Doduk Oxbranch if intrigued.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen artifact. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tget Giantmurder.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen magic candle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Goire to learn more.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen peg leg. Will reward you with valuable information. Prior experience required. Contact Car Tinkersprocket for more details.
• Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Poel Hillgalow.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Aesellava Longleaf for more information.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be a quick learner. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Elhraz.
• I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Breb Brainbasher to learn more.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Fal Bolgerone for more information.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Wit.
• Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for rare gremlins, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Danes Briville.
• Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Serious inquiries only. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thzzre.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Malxie Fusegadget if interested.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Bobia Stormvidol.
• stirge-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Hamita Cobblejet.
• Help! Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will pay in gold. Contact Dobel Boarroot.
• Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Must be clean. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Gwariganae Jadeshade for more details.

• Sszpair is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a mocked undertaker. She appears flirtatious.
• Adaartssa Floralglider is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a gifted tinker. He appears territorial.
• Dav Bartoling is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears chatty.
• Xret Ogrewiser is an androgynous goblin who is known in the world as being a renowned adventurer. It appears mopey.
• Envy is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a decent pastrycook. She appears solemn.
• Filvaranae Bladeleaf is a male drow who is known in the world as being a skilled trader. He appears outlandish.
• Elrigai Meadowmight is a male drow who is known in the city as being a gifted shoemaker. He appears forgetful.
• Cak is a female kobold who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled prostitute. She appears impatient.
• Zol is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled weaponsmith. She appears prejudiced.
• Erellssa Hawkstride is a female drow who is known in the city as being a mediocre maidservant. She appears intimidating.
• Narun Greatgloom is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled barber. She appears patriotic.
• Tbemt Ghosttshredder is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a skilled social worker. He appears smitten.
• Mub Braindeath is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a renowned harness maker. He appears giddy.
• Grumbin Crunchgrieve is a female deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled tailor. She appears giddy.
• Beltlas Dryearwaker is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bleacher. She appears drunken.
• Snordal Bitterleg is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted apothecary. She appears fatalistic.
• Don Whitell is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a gifted smith. He appears guarded.
• Kilril is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted actor. She appears patriotic.
• Broorin Bronzeshoulder is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent pursemaker. He appears giddy.
• Adabul Goodgem is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre entertainer. He appears outlandish.
• Eltai Rootbough is a male drow who is known in the region as being a skilled entertainer. He appears gluttonous.
• Bruk Brainstomach is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled illuminator. He appears gluttonous.
• Narods Greatkill is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned coach driver. He appears territorial.

• Zit, a contrarian male kobold. He is a warrior who is following a message from an angel.
• Dan Whiteworth, a smitten female lycanthrope. She is a monk who is fleeing the law.
• Elavariyn Riftears, a treasure-obsessed female drow. She is an expert who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Dones Jamehouse, a fatalistic female lycanthrope. She is an expert who is doing something secret.
• Nip, a jesterly male kobold. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Hupne, a battle-ready male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Sszide, a guilty male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Throond Jadeboot, an authoritarian male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Bit, a resentful male kobold. He is a druid who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Thororin Barleyanvil, an intimidating female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is traveling with an acting troupe.

These establishments worthy of mention in Fuzwell:

• The Wild Wench Bath House [+] The Wild Wench Bath House is a large, damp-looking bath house. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent mindflayer named Goith. The bath house is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you hear low voices, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 3 customers in the bath house. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Great Horse Scabbards [+] The Great Horse Scabbards is a normal sized, clean-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely deep dwarf named Ulkon Jetmoor. The scabbard maker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Short Bucket Bindary [+] The Short Bucket Bindary is a huge, orderly-looking bookbinder. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended goblin named Rxet Oozedamn. The bookbinder is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 5 customers in the bookbinder. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Hammer Fine Forks [+] The Royal Hammer Fine Forks is a large, smelly-looking cutlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a self-obsessed drow named Illvarssa Dewstar. The cutlery shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the cutlery shop. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dwarven Wig Shoppe [+] The Dwarven Wig Shoppe is an average sized, orderly-looking cobblershop. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a forbidding kobold named Rap. The cobblershop is known for minimal prices for the work there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 2 customers in the cobblershop. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Cavern Shop [+] The Blind Cavern Shop is a normal sized, disgusting-looking copyoffice. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, many windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a self-obsessed drow named Alaelllleu Tyrneaglider. The copyoffice is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the copyoffice. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Badger Inc. [+] The Desert Badger Inc. is a small, damp-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and dirty windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian lycanthrope named Mickry Morridge. The masonry shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the masonry shop. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Wagonhouse Wares [+] The Eastern Wagonhouse Wares is an average sized, filthy-looking clothing shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an egotistical lycanthrope named Jo Statt. The clothing shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the clothing shop. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Knife Inc. [+] The Refuge Knife Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking townhouse. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a jesterly mindflayer named Hu'ith. The townhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the townhouse. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Maiden Word Smiths [+] The Mangy Maiden Word Smiths is a typical sized, clean-looking translator. The building faces northeast with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a smitten drow named Belhiaava Meadowstride. The translator is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Mead Outlet [+] The Wistful Mead Outlet is an average sized, messy-looking shop. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy deep dwarf named Adadin Mithrilsmelter. The shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Rock Cloth [+] The Slippery Rock Cloth is a large, packed-looking mercer. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy lycanthrope named Dan Brownman. The mercer is known for very high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Badger Inc. [+] The Victorious Badger Inc. is a large, tidy-looking university. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a skeptical deep dwarf named Gargan Smoketun. The university is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the university. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Horse Candle Maker [+] The Severed Horse Candle Maker is an average sized, tidy-looking illuminator. The building faces north with many windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a vengeful kobold named Gat. The illuminator is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the illuminator. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Clowns Inc. [+] The Victorious Clowns Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking university. The building faces east with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an embittered lycanthrope named Daney Trambrook. The university is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Elves Hostel [+] The Playful Elves Hostel is a small, cluttered-looking hostel. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a mopey drow named Gaeellssa Riftrisen. The hostel is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the hostel. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Peacock Package Delivery [+] The Burly Peacock Package Delivery is an average sized, disgusting-looking post office. The building faces north with broken windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a battle-ready kobold named Vaz. The post office is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Badger Leatherworks [+] The Broken Badger Leatherworks is a typical sized, neat-looking leathershop. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful lycanthrope named Jame Smithinson. The leathershop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the leathershop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Bill Enchanters [+] The Twisted Bill Enchanters is an average sized, filthy-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a cautious drow named Delelltars Frostshadow. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, you hear a dog barking, and you smell burning coals. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Red Wolfhound Prison [+] The Red Wolfhound Prison is a normal sized, smelly-looking jailhouse. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a nosy drow named Ilelllas Silentmight. The jailhouse is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the jailhouse. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Wig Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Wig Locksmith is a huge, smelly-looking locksmith. The building faces north with stained windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy drow named Abanallleu Wolfdrake. The locksmith is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the locksmith. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Bunch Inc. [+] The Crippled Bunch Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely drow named Gwanalai Softwater. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Dwarf Arena [+] The Purple Dwarf Arena is an average sized, clean-looking bleacher. The building faces northeast with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy goblin named Xromn Ogremouth. The bleacher is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.