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Welcome to Lansmouth!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,004
  • Children: 30.29% (910)
  • Elderly: 11.48% (345)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,463 half-dwarf (48.7%)
  • 730 elf (24.3%)
  • 433 dwarf (14.4%)
  • 232 gnome (7.7%)
  • 73 halfling (2.4%)
  • 42 other (1.3%)
  • 31 half-elf (1%)

Misc.

  • 7 Districts
  • 115 Businesses
  • 430 Specialists
  • 334 Residences

Summary [-]

Lansmouth is a town in the Umbkry Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest town is moderately populated (6,243/sq km), covers 0.48 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 781 meters.

Climate [-]

Lansmouth has a Moist Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and wet winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally pleasant with little variation. Precipitation is excessive, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Lansmouth sees a binary star overhead: Abakon, a large orange star and Lukuri, a massive white star. Lansmouth also has a single moon: Sinolatheus, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a miniscule supernova that has been around for only a few years, a massive nebula that has been around for time immemorial, and a massive nearby planet that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a weather-beaten slate stockade that is 13 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.55 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Lansmouth; 1 road is major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone streets in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, racial, wealthy, trade, professional, and civic.

Government [-]

Lansmouth is governed through a constitutional government, where an authoritative document sets forth the system of fundamental laws and limits of that government. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Lansmouth are often seen as unethical and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Lansmouth in the region is wilting due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Lansmouth is ruled by Governor Ghessen fe Ghezor. The Governor has been in power for several decades and is revered by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.76% of the population (53 adults).

Military [-]

Lansmouth has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 383 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 172 (5.75%). Of the active duty military, 15 (4%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and weather-beaten stockade, Lansmouth is admirably fortified. Lansmouth fighters are much maligned for their use of composite bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Lansmouth is currently shaky.

Resources [-]

Lansmouth is known for the following resources:

  • A haunted battle field inhabited by tame kangaroos that are frequented by townspeople.
  • A cursed tower inhabited by poisonous bats that are frequented by gru. Grinpair said the locals speak of a chest containing platinum in a tomb nearby.
  • An old mine inhabited by dangerous cormorants that are avoided by magic users.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Some time ago, the townsfolk of Baybova Rock lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day an evil monster named Tilra took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to kill Tilra, but didn't get close. Along came a lycanthrope named James Clayson, who was an expert bowman. James had the thought to slay the monster by causing a distraction while others struck. When James Clayson faced the monster, James Clayson tricked Tilra.
  • A long time ago, a minotaur named Thzzpne hunted the region. Villagers say that if you hear him, you will be eaten alive.
  • A long time ago, the townsfolk of Boonnow lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day a dragon named Zat destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to stop the dragon, but didn't get close. Along came a half-elf named Aesrigiyn Rilynnrun, who was an expert bowman. Aesrigiyn had an idea to slay the dragon by causing a distraction while others struck. When Aesrigiyn Rilynnrun faced the dragon, Aesrigiyn Rilynnrun banished Zat.

Events [-]

Lansmouth is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Kzods Damnhowl.
  • Wanted: Need a change of pace? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Jamry Giacoes for more information.
  • Looking for something new? Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. References required. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Momn Ghosttmurder.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Alalenthil Winterwalker.
  • Needed: Bored? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Accidental Death insurance required. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a secret. Contact Tilraz for further details.
  • Warrior seeks apprentice. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Khag Necknor for more details.
  • Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Pors if interested.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mogli Domfury if intrigued.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ham Cogglegadget.
  • Looking for work? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Illellinne Longwind for further details.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Abarim Doughgrieve.
  • Need a change of pace? Kzbok Bigslay has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Dav Castall.

People [-]

The people in Lansmouth are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Chaelliyn Rilynnnight is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. He appears prejudiced.
  • Skaril Iceeye is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled collier. He appears drunken.
  • Joic MacAndrman is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled teamster. She appears self-obsessed.
  • Abavartel Morningarrow is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled bowyer. She appears lovelorn.
  • Mickes Bererley is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned woodseller. She appears xenophobic.
  • Dan Rosenon is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled lawyer. She appears outlandish.
  • Halvartars Wishsorrow is a female elf who is known in the world as being a gifted alchemist. She appears helpful.
  • Elnaliyn Freanimoon is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. She appears deluded.
  • Illnaltel Oussearun is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent sculptor. He appears xenophobic.
  • Jun Wobbwink is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled spicemerchant. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Don Whitegan is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled collier. She appears fashion concious.
  • Alanalssa Melithnight is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled illuminator. He appears skeptical.
  • Gordor Talonslayer is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent scribe. He appears drunken.
  • Amado Talhill is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a mediocre engineer. He appears accusatory.
  • Babina Gyrofiz is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled forester. She appears gambling.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Thorag Oilmug, a trusting male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is finding work as a spy.
  • Mickey VanMartingham, a solemn female half-elf. She is a monk who is finding a long-lost parent.
  • Mickic Bernaall, a shifty male human. He is a rogue who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
  • Hagtbub Backnor The Black, a gambling male half-orc. He is an adept who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Aidan Triggerbolt, a spiteful male gnome. He is a warrior who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
  • Don Mororth, a cautious male human. He is an expert who is here to buy spices.
  • Tulley Cobblefiz, an embittered male gnome. He is a commoner who is finding a missing map.
  • Kiaan Geargadget, a jaded male gnome. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Lansmouth:

  • The Worn Cock Worship House [+]
  • The Fired Dwarves [+]
  • The Desert Swagger Inc. [+]
  • The Yellow Fireplace Pile [+]
  • The Horny Rooster Druggist [+]
  • The Lost Lotus Inc. [+]
  • The Slade Pig Poor House [+]
  • The Wooden Helix Shrine [+]
  • The Slumbering Hammer Public Library [+]
  • The Boiling Wagon Fish Camp [+]
  • The Fat Friends Inc. [+]
  • The Bottomless Mug Fish Camp [+]
  • The Violent Mead Inc. [+]
  • The Ripped Frogs Inc. [+]
  • The Rolling Cat Fine Forks [+]