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Welcome to Eastwell!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,816
  • Children: 22.91% (416)
  • Elderly: 16.74% (304)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,477 half-dwarf (81.3%)
  • 302 half-orc (16.6%)
  • 28 half-elf (1.5%)
  • 9 other (0.4%)

Misc.

  • 7 Districts
  • 82 Businesses
  • 225 Specialists
  • 231 Residences

Summary [-]

Eastwell is a town in the Umbran Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,436/sq km), covers 0.28 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 597 meters.

Climate [-]

Eastwell has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally cold with strong variation. Precipitation is excessive, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Eastwell sees a binary star overhead: Aban, a large orange star and Uux, a massive white star. Eastwell also has a single moon: Thedolite, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a miniscule supernova that has been around for generations, a massive nebula that has been around for decades, and a massive asteroid belt that has been around for all eternity.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a fortified Iron fence that is 11 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.23 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Eastwell; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy dirt roads in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, education, racial, warehouse, trade, professional, and industry.

Government [-]

Eastwell is governed through a federation, where sovereign power is formally divided between a central authority and a number of constituent regions. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Eastwell are often seen as resolute and the policies are loved. The political influence of Eastwell in the region is unwavering due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Eastwell is ruled by Steward Elavarava Softmight. The Steward has been in power for mere days and is loved by the people. There is strong opposition to the Steward and policies. The right to rule was granted by forgery, and that power is maintained through vague threats and a constant state of fear.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.06% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Eastwell has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 231 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 122 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 9 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and fortified fence, Eastwell is greatly fortified. Eastwell fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Eastwell is currently healthy.

Resources [-]

Eastwell is known for the following resources:

  • An ancient cave inhabited by vampire parrots that are hunted by wenches.
  • Plentiful caterpillar nests that are visited frequently by townspeople. Somoeone said someone found bags of rubies buried near there.
  • Spider clusters that are feared by witches. Rumors tell of piles of small lyres buried near there.
  • Rich clay banks that are hunted by unicorns. Jam Mortone said rumors tell of piles of saphires in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, a Boogyman haunted the countryside during a red moon and was drawn towards misbehaving children. Commoners say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then imprison you.
  • In times gone by, the constable of Liddtop lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day S'hoorzin fe Yeral the murderer took over the town. The constable tried to kill S'hoorzin fe Yeral, but failed miserably. Along came a prejudiced bugbear named Ghuz Legsnapper, who was a valiant knight. Ghuz had a plan to trick the murderer by using magic to banish it. When Ghuz Legsnapper faced the murderer, Ghuz Legsnapper tricked S'hoorzin fe Yeral and was killed in the process.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, the constable of Zealber lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day a monster named Master stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to kill Master, but didn't get close. Along came a gambling lizardfolk named S'hoorzor heh Khalzin, who was a valiant knight. S'hoorzor had a plan to trick the monster by using magic to banish it. When S'hoorzor heh Khalzin faced the monster, S'hoorzor heh Khalzin tricked Master and was killed in the process.
  • Some time ago, a monster named Xrub frequented the field. They say that if you confront him, you will be stricken deaf unless you complete a quest.

Events [-]

Eastwell is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Cotton Wobbbolt.
  • grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Ababor Doghair.
  • A passing Monk is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Amamira Earthmidge.
  • Help Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Illartai Longshade.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Snorrin Draketunnel if intrigued.
  • Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Gkutot Bighost.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I have beaky brain monsters in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. No previous experience required. Contact AyaLoa Armimane.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen peg leg. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Filellinne Starwatch.
  • Help! A passing Monk is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Nigt Legcracker.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Mild danger may be involved. Reward available. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Haalenthil Baequiweaver.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. Contact Daney VanRosenen.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Ghagan Oxnut.

People [-]

The people in Eastwell love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Khuru Bonecracker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned armorer. She appears beligerent.
  • Alevarinne Aleaweaver is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted fishmonger. She appears scattered.
  • Erriginne Everrunner is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a mocked shipwright. He appears smug.
  • Alalenlas Baequisun is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked teacher. She appears smitten.
  • Donic Colton is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled entertainer. She appears homesick.
  • Mickry Southinson is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled furrier. He appears egotistical.
  • Traz Necknor is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled spicemerchant. She appears healthy.
  • Davic Charidge is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. She appears helpful.
  • Joic Andrefield is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodcarver. She appears exhausted.
  • Darvarai Winterheart is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled pursemaker. He appears cowed.
  • Shoshug Skullbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled astrologer. He appears contrarian.
  • Danic Chrisbrook is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a renowned artist. She appears violent.
  • Davic MacCashews is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a legendary armorer. She appears accusatory.
  • Dave Andrett is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled glassmaker. She appears idealistic.
  • Dellanthil Meadowwind is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled sage. She appears territorial.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Illlanai Shaderisen, an idealistic female elf. She is an expert who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Tmun Ghostthowl, an impatient female hobgoblin. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Kok Darkfury, an egotistical male bugbear. He is an expert who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
  • Abatiyn Kennyrmist, a forbidding male drow. He is an aristocrat who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Balrin Ratgrieve, a smug male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is fleeing an assassin.
  • Sermaido Bandagoat, an apologetic female halfling. She is a warrior who is doing something secret.
  • Lot, a beligerent female kobold. She is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • S'hoorzor seh Ghezor, a xenophobic male oddball. He is an adept who is delivering a message to a scholar.
  • Chaelllleu Mistmight, an accusatory male elf. He is an adept who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Nbkasr Darkmouth, a nosy male bugbear. He is an adept who is finding a missing friend.
  • Danry Bernagan, a jesterly male human. He is a monk who is doing something nefarious.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Eastwell:

  • The Greasy Darkroot Inc. [+]
  • The Great Frog Scabbards [+]
  • The Fallen Lion Inc. [+]
  • The Fat Elf Inc. [+]
  • The Naughty Monk Gloves [+]
  • The Fired Axehandle [+]
  • The Fat Wolfhound Inc. [+]
  • The Last Imps Hatters [+]
  • The Gritty Bucket Docs [+]
  • The Lazy Fox Shop [+]
  • The Leaping Hall Glass Crafters [+]
  • The Perfumed Knife Vinters [+]
  • The Merry Hammer Pub [+]
  • The Burly Elves Package Delivery [+]
  • The Vulgar Wig Furs [+]