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Welcome to Grandmer!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 418
  • Children: 42.34% (177)
  • Elderly: 2.63% (11)

Racial Breakdown

  • 312 human (74.6%)
  • 65 elf (15.5%)
  • 33 half-elf (7.8%)
  • 5 gnome (1.1%)
  • 3 other (0.7%)

Misc.

  • 0 Districts
  • 15 Businesses
  • 18 Specialists
  • 54 Residences

Summary [-]

Grandmer is a hamlet in the Eastern Marlakor County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (599/sq km), covers 0.70 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 944 meters.

Climate [-]

Grandmer has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally pleasant with minor variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Grandmer sees a single star overhead: Woj, a large blue star. Grandmer also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing supernova that has been around for decades.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Grandmer; no roads are major. The city is lined with rough cobblestone paths in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

There are no defined districts in this city.

Government [-]

Grandmer is governed through a commonwealth, where state authority is founded on law and united by a compact of the people for the common good. The government as a whole is seen as minimally competent. Officials in Grandmer are often seen as disreputable and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Grandmer in the region is receding due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Grandmer is ruled by Prime Minister Klibgunk Neckripper. The Prime Minister has been in power for years and is respected by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.96% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

Grandmer has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 59 citizens (14.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 25 (6%). Of the active duty military, 2 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and lack of defensible wall, Grandmer is suitably fortified. Grandmer fighters are respected for their use of halberds in battle. They are hated for their rigid formations and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Grandmer is currently healthy.

Resources [-]

Grandmer is known for the following resources:

  • Plentiful creepy palm oil trees that are visited frequently by children. Elvarai Cyredgrove said somoeone said someone found bags of gold in a tomb nearby.
  • A blessed battle field inhabited by vampire caterpillars that are frequented by vampires.
  • Magical magic guano banks that are avoided by vampires.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, a dragon named Enpne stalked the swamps. People say that if you confront her, you will die within 24 hours.

Events [-]

Grandmer is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Ranger seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Gheal ahn Khalal if intrigued.
  • Jamry Gilford has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Don MacGilll.
  • Xodurm Greatcutter has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Must not smell. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Naremt Wormshadow.
  • Wanted: Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Must not smell. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Niz.
  • Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Posh Oakbranch.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gaevarava Whitewatch to learn more.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? derros-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Vor for more details.

People [-]

The people in Grandmer are accepting of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Tommida Rockettonk is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked ropemaker. He appears exhausted.
  • Junxie Cogglebolt is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned painter. He appears unreliable.
  • Jam Rosenleton is a male human who is known in the region as being a decent sage. He appears apologetic.
  • Hew Gearbun is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked spicemerchant. He appears vengeful.
  • Alenaliyn Ravendawn is a female elf who is known in the city as being a gifted hatmaker. She appears exhausted.
  • Mickic Davield is a male human who is known in the region as being a mediocre hatmaker. He appears drunken.
  • LeDanic Jackall is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent porter. She appears unreliable.
  • James Barsford is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled sculptor. She appears exhausted.
  • Adaartthil Evensight is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre teacher. He appears clumsy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Skagan Quartzanvil, a trusting female dwarf. She is an expert who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Gat, a greedy male kobold. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Don Burngham, a nosy male human. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Grandmer:

  • The Perfumed Silver Vineyards [+]
  • The Plaid Beer Youth Hostel [+]
  • The Wet Beer Meat Handlers [+]
  • The Last Hatchet Hats Shop [+]
  • The Wobblin' Frogs Roofing [+]
  • The Nomadic Oarhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Fermented Jane Inc. [+]
  • The Drowned Widowers Jewelers [+]
  • The Sleepy Greyhound Fabrics [+]