Welcome to Saint Edmondmouth!

Saint Edmondmouth is known for the following resources:

• An old tower inhabited by vampire scorpions that are feared by kittens. Digba Armcracker said rumors tell of bags of platinum in a well.
• Paltry vampire woodpecker descents that are feared by travelers.
• Creepy bamboo stands that are frequented by wenches.
• An ancient castle inhabited by defenseless spiders that are frequented by wenches. One might dig up a chest containing small lyres in a well.

• arm wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Zuglogh Neckcrusher if intrigued.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dakig Mokcrusher.
• Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a secret. Contact Graddab Mokcracker The Strong.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Dzuexn Ogrerot.
• Wanted: cockatrices-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Elda Greatbread if interested.
• I'm looking for rare imps, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tilzer to learn more.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Darhiatel Wishshield.
• Bounty for feral cats, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Guild membership required. Contact Thror Headcrusher for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. No previous experience required. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a secret. Contact Danic Whitden.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. Contact S'herssen seh Khalzor for more information.
• Bored? A passing Monk is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Shash Backsnapper.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Aesnallleu Dryeargleam.

• Bordin Hawkknee is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned timberwright. She appears exhausted.
• Gorrin Armorthrone is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent prostitute. He appears contrarian.
• Drogar Fireaxe is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre grocer. He appears helpful.
• Zodorg Moknor is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent furrier. She appears healthy.
• Snorgar Amberbreaker is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent sage. He appears grieving.
• Alliley Tiddlycog is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled bleacher. He appears guarded.
• Mick Franard is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked actor. She appears smitten.
• Ulorin Greencloak is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled blacksmith. She appears conspirational.
• Uldor Drakecloak is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled woodworker. She appears prejudiced.
• Tomva Tiddlyfuel is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent wine seller. She appears flirtatious.
• Mickes Gilling is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled artist. He appears intimidated.
• Per Healthyshadow is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled lawyer. He appears cowed.
• Rhulurg Mokcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted miller. She appears intimidating.
• Jenxie Cogglesprocket is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent messenger. She appears patronizing.
• Adagrindo Grubiciny is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre bookbinder. He appears worrying.

• Yop, a chatty female kobold. She is a barbarian who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Garaula Orak, a guarded female minotaur. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Mos Armcrusher, a nervous male orc. He is a commoner who is doing something secret.
• Don Jackerson, a shifty female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Podban Darkthorn, a battle-ready female minotaur. She is a druid who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Perdo Lintoe, a healthy male halfling. He is a fighter who is seeing the world.
• Zrogbub Armkiller, a healthy female half-orc. She is a ranger who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Danry Sheworth, a nihilistic male lycanthrope. He is an aristocrat who is traveling with a circus.
• Pok Boarclaw, a flirtatious female ogre. She is an expert who is seeking honest work.
• Grumgin Smartchisel, a vengeful male dwarf. He is a warrior who is following a message from an angel.
• Barbul Jadehunter, a trusting male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Edmondmouth:

• The Bottomless Mug Fish House [+] The Bottomless Mug Fish House is a normal sized, smelly-looking fishery. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, large windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smitten dwarf named Grungan Greaseyhall. The fishery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Badger Inc. [+] The Golden Badger Inc. is a large, smelly-looking weaponshop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by an outlandish half-dwarf named Mickes Antoninson. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the weaponshop. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Bag Inc. [+] The Salty Bag Inc. is a typical sized, crowded-looking stable. The building faces northwest with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-elf named Danic Harman. The stable is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the stable. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Urchin Amory [+] The Rampaging Urchin Amory is a small, cluttered-looking armorsmithy. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable dwarf named Garrin Broadvest. The armorsmithy is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you smell a burning fire, and you hear the sound of a forge. There is 1 customer in the armorsmithy. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Darkroot Inc. [+] The Desert Darkroot Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking masonry shop. The building faces south with a stone storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud half-dwarf named Daves Ferman. The masonry shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the masonry shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Pot Fine Books [+] The Frozen Pot Fine Books is a typical sized, clean-looking bookstore. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a cautious halfling named Cogrimne Bandabottle. The bookstore is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the bookstore. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Wench Cart Repairs [+] The Leaping Wench Cart Repairs is a small, filthy-looking cartwright. The building faces north with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended gnome named Bonan Triggerbun. The cartwright is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Fig Star Gazers [+] The Happy Fig Star Gazers is a small, disgusting-looking astrologer. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an intimidated halfling named Hil Bullone. The astrologer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 2 customers in the astrologer. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Wagon Supplies [+] The Tired Wagon Supplies is an average sized, orderly-looking chandlery shop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an impatient half-orc named Throma Boneripper. The chandlery shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the chandlery shop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Bull Pub [+] The Merry Bull Pub is a typical sized, clean-looking brewery. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jolly half-orc named Dolab Backripper. The brewery is known for very high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you see bags of hops, and you hear people singing. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Cat Inc. [+] The Desert Cat Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking masonry shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jaded half-orc named Jamry Dilen. The masonry shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the masonry shop. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Grog Inc. [+] The Victorious Grog Inc. is a typical sized, tidy-looking university. The building faces southeast with round windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a drunken half-dwarf named Morrun Greaseytower. The university is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Wand Shoppe [+] The Belching Wand Shoppe is an average sized, packed-looking magic shop. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an egotistical dwarf named Yormir Barleycavern. The magic shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the magic shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Mead Harnesses [+] The Gutted Mead Harnesses is a large, damp-looking harness maker. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a drunken dwarf named Thorag Holyvest. The harness maker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the harness maker. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crossed Rose Inc. [+] The Crossed Rose Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking wagon yard. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guarded halfling named Malelly Littletalker. The wagon yard is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the wagon yard. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.