Welcome to Alta Gardenovka!

Alta Gardenovka is known for the following resources:

• Crow murders that are avoided by vampires. One might dig up piles of silver hidden around somewhere.
• Defenseless crow murders that are hunted by townspeople. Abaellthil Keensing said somoeone said someone found piles of saphires hidden around somewhere.
• Abundant cormorant flights that are visited frequently by locals. Ghash Rockroot said one might find bags of small lyres buried near there.
• A new grave yard inhabited by wild clams that are hunted by zombies. Faenalai Hlaerunner said rumors tell of a chest containing platinum in a nearby pit.
• Endangered carnivorous cobra quivers that are feared by townspeople. Hab Headcrusher said one might find bags of iron maidens in a dungeon.
• A new battle field inhabited by defenseless bees that are frequented by magic users. Ugan Rockclaw said rumors tell of piles of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.

• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Moten Rantbeast.
• Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Nutzoz Mokripper.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bracelet. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Anzer.
• Required: Bounty for gremlins, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Davry Colord if interested.
• Need a change of pace? Bounty for stirge, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Joes Davidngham.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Will pay in gold. Contact Joes Kleingan.
• imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Gozlak if intrigued.
• Want to earn some quick coin? A passing Barbarian is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact S'heral ahn S'herssen if intrigued.
• I'm looking for rare feral cats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gheal ahn Khalal.
• I have feral cats in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Done Shehouse for further details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Bealey Wobbjet.
• Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Joe Brownsford.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Alaartiyn Skydrake.
• I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Falne Ostdrum.
• Bored? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Wot if intrigued.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gkutoten Greatbeast for more information.
• Required: Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Must not smell. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Daduk Eagleroot to learn more.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Abalentel Heartchaser.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Garorin Earthhall if intrigued.

• Guap Boarmane is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled ostler. He appears smitten.
• Kligtorg Legripper is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled bookseller. He appears insecure.
• Shutg Backcracker is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent baker. He appears apologetic.
• Throggarg Backkiller is a male orc who is known in the world as being a renowned woodcarver. He appears giddy.
• Abarim Granitethrone is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted handyman. She appears drunken.
• Ghaap Bearclaw is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre social worker. He appears shifty.
• Grumorin Mithrilhead is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked tavern. She appears sick.
• Borgin Uglybeard is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent cobbler. He appears healthy.
• Drubgurg Headnor is a female orc who is known in the city as being a skilled hatmaker. She appears easily offended.
• Nbzar Foulkill is a female bugbear who is known in the city as being a decent tanner. She appears smitten.
• Grumbor Coalmoor is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cartwright. She appears flirtatious.
• Shubd Headkiller The Brave is a male orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled timberwright. He appears forbidding.
• Nop is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a gifted soldier. She appears egotistical.
• Donic Southell is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled bounty hunter. She appears giddy.
• Vit is a female kobold who is known in the region as being a skilled interpreter. She appears outlandish.
• Vaz is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled vintner. He appears skeptical.
• Zogb Mokcracker is a female orc who is known in the region as being a mocked bucklemaker. She appears idealistic.
• Durgin Clashingmoor is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a legendary chickenbutcher. He appears quiet.
• Pot is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled adventurer. She appears efficient.
• Zhugluzg Legkiller is a female bugbear who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled miller. She appears guilty.
• Jo Jackland is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a decent social worker. He appears patriotic.
• Guzurz Neckripper is a female orc who is known in the region as being a mocked lumberjack. She appears self-obsessed.
• Davry Carliffe is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled mercenary. He appears embittered.

• Jat, an apologetic female kobold. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Grumbul Doughbreeches, a scattered female dwarf. She is a rogue who is doing something secret.
• Kragla Headkiller, a trusting male orc. He is a sorcerer who is traveling with an important person.
• Vaz, an outlandish female kobold. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Mhobug Armnor, a mocking male bugbear. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Kuk Cleaverslay, a thick female bugbear. She is a commoner who is fleeing the law.
• Vaz, a jaded female kobold. She is an expert who is here to buy spices.
• Ubal Oxfang, a guilty male ogre. He is a warrior who is here to destroy a misconception.

These establishments worthy of mention in Alta Gardenovka:

• The Smiling Axehandle Sweet House [+] The Smiling Axehandle Sweet House is a large, dusty-looking bakery. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered bugbear named Tmeb Gianthowl. The bakery is known for steep prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see fresh rolls, you hear fire crackling, and you smell scent fresh bread. There are 5 customers in the bakery. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Kraken Wharf [+] The Grimy Kraken Wharf is a typical sized, packed-looking boat for hire. The building faces east with a wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a conspirational kobold named Bat. The boat for hire is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the boat for hire. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Ent Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Ent Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a huge, disgusting-looking bucklery. The building faces northwest with three windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an egotistical kobold named Rat. The bucklery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Axehandle Inc. [+] The Crimson Axehandle Inc. is a huge, messy-looking warehouse. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a guilty ogre named Guduk Boarroot. The warehouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the warehouse. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Frogs Inc. [+] The Fat Frogs Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking tile shop. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious dwarf named Balgar Quartzdoor. The tile shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Elves Security [+] The Surly Elves Security is an average sized, orderly-looking adventurers guild. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, small windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug kobold named Nip. The adventurers guild is known for slightly high prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell weapons being sharpened, you see weapons against the wall, and you hear people yelling. There are 3 customers in the adventurers guild. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Days Shoppe [+] The Honest Days Shoppe is a small, disgusting-looking apothecary. The building faces southwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a sick dwarf named Falbin Barleyring. The apothecary is known for slightly high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you smell damp earth. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Jade Inc. [+] The Crippled Jade Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking warehouse. The building faces east with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a clumsy bugbear named Gkutadr Metalcutter. The warehouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the warehouse. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Fireplace Candle Maker [+] The Severed Fireplace Candle Maker is a huge, dirty-looking illuminator. The building faces northwest with three windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a greedy kobold named Bap. The illuminator is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Willow Legion [+] The Surly Willow Legion is a huge, packed-looking adventurers guild. The building faces east with clean windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an unreliable ogre named Dak Oakclaw. The adventurers guild is known for minimal prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you hear weapons being sharpened, you smell scent of oil, and you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something. There are 2 customers in the adventurers guild. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Iron Inc. [+] The Sleeping Iron Inc. is a large, filthy-looking workshop. The building faces south with a few windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patronizing kobold named Bip. The workshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 3 customers in the workshop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Peacock Studio [+] The Stinking Peacock Studio is a small, dirty-looking sculpting house. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gluttonous ogre named Poduk Eaglebranch. The sculpting house is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Crow Night Smiths [+] The Warm Crow Night Smiths is a typical sized, filthy-looking graveyard. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, many windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a worrying orc named Hugud Backripper. The graveyard is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the graveyard. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Dwarves House of Ill Repute [+] The Deadly Dwarves House of Ill Repute is a normal sized, dirty-looking brothel. The building faces north with a few windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a mocking bugbear named Droglrog Skullcrusher. The brothel is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell perfume, you see candles and drapery, and you hear girls giggling. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Bunch General Merchandise [+] The Stumpy Bunch General Merchandise is a small, filthy-looking general store. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a contrarian kobold named Pat. The general store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the general store. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Old Monkey Bows R Us [+] The Old Monkey Bows R Us is a normal sized, crowded-looking bowyer. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful bugbear named Kzub Oozedeath. The bowyer is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bowyer. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Eagle Inc. [+] The Fawning Eagle Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking sawmill. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a contrarian orc named Had Armbreaker. The sawmill is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There are 5 customers in the sawmill. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Knife House of Colors [+] The Stowaway Knife House of Colors is an average sized, filthy-looking dyer. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical bugbear named Xtus Rockshadow. The dyer is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you hear a bubbling sound, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There are 3 customers in the dyer. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rampaging Cat Amory [+] The Rampaging Cat Amory is a large, neat-looking armorsmithy. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy bugbear named Kzegd Ogrefury. The armorsmithy is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you hear the sound of a forge, you smell a burning fire, and you see bit of armor in various states of repiar. There are 5 customers in the armorsmithy. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Six Wand Shipyard [+] The Six Wand Shipyard is a normal sized, packed-looking shipyard. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a skeptical orc named Ozm Skullcrusher. The shipyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the shipyard. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Paladin Inc. [+] The Rusty Paladin Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking stable. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a guilty dwarf named Loril Coralhair. The stable is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the stable. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Priest Book Smith [+] The Frozen Priest Book Smith is a large, clean-looking bookstore. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an insecure ogre named Pobal Eaglefang. The bookstore is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the bookstore. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Grog Butchery [+] The Voluptuous Grog Butchery is an average sized, dusty-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces south with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling kobold named Bot. The slaughterhouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 3 customers in the slaughterhouse. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.