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Welcome to San Boommer!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,716
  • Children: 21.15% (363)
  • Elderly: 17.95% (308)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,306 half-dwarf (76.1%)
  • 304 half-orc (17.7%)
  • 62 dwarf (3.6%)
  • 26 other (1.5%)
  • 18 halfling (1%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 79 Businesses
  • 195 Specialists
  • 205 Residences

Summary [-]

San Boommer is a town in the Kincan Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,537/sq km), covers 0.26 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 575 meters.

Climate [-]

San Boommer has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally chilly with high variation. Precipitation is excessive, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

San Boommer sees a binary star overhead: Abaj, an average blue star and Uuj, an average yellow star. San Boommer also has a single moon: Thele, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a reinforced granite stockade that is 14 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 1.90 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to San Boommer; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone paths in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, racial, wealthy, trade, professional, and industry.

Government [-]

San Boommer is governed through a federation, where sovereign power is formally divided between a central authority and a number of constituent regions. The government as a whole is seen as horribly inefficient. Officials in San Boommer are often seen as decent and the policies are praised. The political influence of San Boommer in the region is flourishing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

San Boommer is ruled by Commander Balril Wisestream. The Commander has been in power for mere hours and is praised by the people. There is violent opposition to the Commander and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through a fair and just legal system.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.06% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

San Boommer has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 218 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 115 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 8 (4%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and reinforced stockade, San Boommer is greatly fortified. San Boommer fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in San Boommer is currently stable.

Resources [-]

San Boommer is known for the following resources:

  • A blessed grave yard inhabited by vampire crows that are frequented by locals.
  • Paltry beaver colonies that are visited frequently by witches.
  • Parrot companies that are visited frequently by children.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Glazg's Bedpan, a unique bedpan with the knack to move on its own accord. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • Once upon a time, an old woman hunted the region when the wind blows from the east. Villagers say that the old woman will ask for your help, then carry you away.
  • Long, long ago, a Boogyman lingered in the swamps when the wind blows from the west. They say that the Boogyman will offer you sweets, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • Long, long ago, an old man stalked the countryside. People say that the old man will ask for your help, then eat you.

Events [-]

San Boommer is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Pogold Crazyroarer.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. No previous experience required. Reward is a secret. Contact Thorrim Greengrieve.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for rare darkmantles, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Dush Rocksnout if intrigued.
  • Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Zhodosh Mokcracker.
  • Needed: Looking for work? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Rxegd Brainmurder.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward available. Contact Yerzor teh Khalssen.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome carniverous butterflies required. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Nat for further details.
  • Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rats required. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Keb Giantslay for further details.
  • Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Elhkaro.
  • Wanted: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jamic Bernacombe.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kil'k'morn.
  • Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Ilixm.

People [-]

The people in San Boommer despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Garrim Brightslasher is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled glassmaker. He appears patronizing.
  • Durril Mithrilhelm is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled illuminator. She appears deluded.
  • Grimgar Steelstomach is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled armorer. She appears egotistical.
  • Balmir Clashingmine is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent undertaker. She appears contrarian.
  • Thorbul Shinytracker is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled laborer. He appears boastful.
  • Gorrin Oilmill is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre armorer. She appears smug.
  • Poly Gamwind is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled maidservant. He appears outlandish.
  • Thorag Slateback is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled lawyer. He appears exhausted.
  • Danry Tramden is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked tinker. He appears trusting.
  • Joic Gilett is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent leatherworker. He appears lonely.
  • Micke Smithen is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent pastrycook. He appears easily offended.
  • Ghusakh Mokcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bowyer. He appears helpful.
  • Serilly Leahearth is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled handyman. She appears violent.
  • Gargar Roarleg is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted baker. She appears boastful.
  • Davic Robertewicz is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted cheesemaker. She appears conspirational.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gorril Silvergrieve, a thick male half-dwarf. He is a warrior who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
  • Mickey Barer, a cowed female half-dwarf. She is a ranger who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Grumgan Brandynose, a drunken male dwarf. He is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
  • Bagtag Headsnapper, an insecure female half-orc. She is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in San Boommer:

  • The Sleeping Friends Inc. [+]
  • The Beefy Badger Shoppe [+]
  • The Furious Stump Primary School [+]
  • The Burning Kraken Mail Service [+]
  • The Ugly Twins Builders [+]
  • The Eastern Troll Wares [+]
  • The Chipped Mead Inc. [+]
  • The Pink Halflings Hostel [+]
  • The Violent Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Twin Toad Shop [+]
  • The Elven Flame Vault [+]
  • The Cloven Thug Dry Goods [+]
  • The Refuge Imps Inc. [+]
  • The Squalid Iron Shoes [+]
  • The Worn Wagonhouse Worship House [+]