Welcome to Bondford!

Bondford is known for the following resources:

• Substantial kitten glarings that are frequented by wenches. One might dig up piles of penis sheathes in a well.
• Magical cocoa bean fields that are frequented by witches.
• Abundant cocoa bean plantations that are visited frequently by magic users. Mickic Andrehouse said rumors tell of bags of emeralds in a tomb nearby.
• A magical cave inhabited by tame quails that are frequented by zombies.

• I'm looking for rare rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward available. Must not smell. Contact Jennk Greasebun for more information.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Otgob Headcrusher.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. Contact Hilde Buncewax if intrigued.
• Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Must be clean. Will pay in gold. Contact Gilxie Rocketfiz.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Adahiaaen Floralhunter.
• Bard seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Serel Shadowmap.
• Bounty for imps, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Dav Andreield.
• Required: squirrels-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Must not smell. Contact Kik Rocknut.
• Rhubb Neckkiller has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Srogl Skullnor for further details.
• Bounty for quazits, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Guild membership required. Contact Dav Carster.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Illellinne Jadesky if interested.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Discretion required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Vothg to learn more.
• Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Special attire required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Bin Bonecrusher.
• I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Hewdan Tiddlycog.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Serious inquiries only. Contact Pat to learn more.
• Help Wanted: Bored? gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact James Simonsone.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Contact Gilmida Tiddlytonk for more details.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must be a quick learner. Will pay in gold. Contact James Colell.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Surpg.

• Noostsey Athwalker is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a decent bookbinder. He appears easily offended.
• Wrarr is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre smith. She appears nervous.
• Grinrrl is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent jailer. She appears pacifistic.
• Skadal Foestone is a male deep dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled tilemaker. He appears violent.
• Adadin Forgebaker is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled lumberjack. She appears battle-ready.
• Toshdar Bloodsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears worrying.
• Durorin Firevault is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent cobbler. He appears pacifistic.
• Jit is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre jeweler. He appears gluttonous.
• Morlia Dawnchaser is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears conspirational.
• Abamir Quartzknee is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted carpenter. He appears drunken.
• Drorim Moonring is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent actor. He appears jaded.
• Prirc is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a gifted plasterer. She appears fatalistic.
• Brorin Lightstream is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled seamstress. She appears pious.
• Cinula Swiftrangli is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent collier. He appears beligerent.
• Calirath Earthganthi is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a mediocre courtier. He appears giddy.
• Dzubok Metalshredder is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled actor. He appears homesick.
• Skakon Mithrilslayer is a female deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled salter. She appears clumsy.
• Wouth is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a decent soldier. She appears battle-ready.
• Balgar Lightningbreaker is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled bounty hunter. She appears prejudiced.
• Woum is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent engineer. He appears conspirational.
• Jat is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a decent jailer. He appears gosipy.
• Dit is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a renowned courtier. He appears guilty.
• Lat is a male kobold who is known in that part of town as being a decent butcher. He appears helpful.

• Narun Foulfury, a spiteful female goblin. She is a cleric who is here to buy slaves.
• Apverani Swiftwind, a lonely female minotaur. She is a cleric who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Disrrl, a fashion concious female mindflayer. She is an aristocrat who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Elatra Maskos, a fashion concious female minotaur. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Yik, a xenophobic female kobold. She is a fighter who is fleeing an assassin.
• Ardor Wiseriver, a fashion concious male dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Snorond Deepfoot, a thick male deep dwarf. He is a warrior who is fleeing debtors.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bondford:

• The Frosty Wand of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosty Wand of All That Is Holy is a typical sized, filthy-looking church. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a lonely goblin named Kog Nightrot. The church is known for unreasonable prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you smell smell of blood, and you hear rhythmic chanting. There are 5 customers in the church. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Mug Inc. [+] The Fawning Mug Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking sawmill. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jolly goblin named Zexn Dreadrot. The sawmill is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Swagger City Guard [+] The Dew Swagger City Guard is a typical sized, tidy-looking barrack. The building faces east with round windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a flirtatious deep dwarf named Drorim Taloncutter. The barrack is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you smell sweat and beer, and you hear voices. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Weasels Furs [+] The Vulgar Weasels Furs is a huge, dusty-looking furtrade. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic dwarf named Falorin Stormmug. The furtrade is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the furtrade. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Widowers Magic Shop [+] The Blabbering Widowers Magic Shop is a large, packed-looking magic shop. The building faces northwest with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an idealistic dwarf named Durbin Clawvest. The magic shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the magic shop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Frog Coop Hoop [+] The Mended Frog Coop Hoop is a typical sized, smelly-looking cooperage. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered kobold named Fot. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the cooperage. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Eagle Inc. [+] The Knotted Eagle Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking smithy. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a healthy dwarf named Ulrun Lightningeye. The smithy is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the smithy. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Wine Inc. [+] The Knotted Wine Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking smithy. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a helpful goblin named Tudet Ironshredder. The smithy is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Frogs Ceramics [+] The Grimy Frogs Ceramics is a large, clean-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an easily offended kobold named Teb. The pottery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the pottery. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Cesspit Shop [+] The Frosted Cesspit Shop is a huge, disgusting-looking trading post. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a worrying deep dwarf named Borbor Wheelarm. The trading post is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the trading post. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Halflings Harnesses [+] The Guinea Halflings Harnesses is a large, packed-looking harness maker. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready kobold named Nat. The harness maker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the harness maker. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Axe Magic Shop [+] The Belching Axe Magic Shop is a typical sized, cluttered-looking magic shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an accusatory goblin named Xtor Ghosttmouth. The magic shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Dragon Clinic [+] The Divine Dragon Clinic is a huge, tidy-looking clinic. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed minotaur named Codrus Darkcloud. The clinic is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the clinic. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Monk Inc. [+] The Violent Monk Inc. is a small, smelly-looking university. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a self-obsessed mindflayer named Prarre. The university is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the university. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Dead Shop [+] The Wiley Dead Shop is a typical sized, disgusting-looking shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous kobold named Rap. The shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shop. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Cat Wine Shoppe [+] The Perfumed Cat Wine Shoppe is a large, orderly-looking vinyard. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, stained windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an insecure kobold named Paz. The vinyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the vinyard. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dry Halfling Shoppe [+] The Dry Halfling Shoppe is an average sized, damp-looking cobblershop. The building faces northwest with two windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an embittered deep dwarf named Garbin Darktun. The cobblershop is known for dirt cheap prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear silence, you see a kitten, and you smell scent of leather. There are 3 customers in the cobblershop. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Elves Butchers [+] The Wet Elves Butchers is a small, damp-looking butchershop. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a sick goblin named Muk Ghosttrot. The butchershop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Master Hole Inc. [+] The Master Hole Inc. is a typical sized, dusty-looking tannery. The building faces east with two windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended kobold named Vab. The tannery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you see skins stretching. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Ivy Public Jail [+] The Refuge Ivy Public Jail is an average sized, orderly-looking jailhouse. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a mud storefront, and small windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a patriotic minotaur named Eddo Armimane. The jailhouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the jailhouse. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Dog Timberyard [+] The Screaming Dog Timberyard is an average sized, tidy-looking lumberyard. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an accusatory kobold named Zit. The lumberyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the lumberyard. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Bunch Inc. [+] The Marbled Bunch Inc. is a huge, messy-looking tannery. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an embittered minotaur named Delomith Plaincloud. The tannery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you smell leather, and you see skins stretching. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Rouge Arena [+] The Purple Rouge Arena is a small, messy-looking bleacher. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and three windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding kobold named Nip. The bleacher is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.