Welcome to West Johndine!

West Johndine is known for the following resources:

• Abundant defenseless peacock musters that are hunted by travelers.
• Kangaroo mobs that are avoided by gru.
• Abundant chinchilla colonies that are avoided by children. Khalssen heh Khalssen said the locals speak of bags of rubies in a dungeon.
• Wild beaver colonies that are avoided by locals. Somoeone said someone found bags of rubies in a dungeon.

• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Mickic Castman.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Pobal Eagletooth.
• Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Nip.
• Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gwaellaen Dryearstride.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Elarigaen Norrearrow.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jat for more details.
• goblin wranglin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Falne Sirewick.
• Help Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gorrim Earthaltar for further details.
• Wizard seeks apprentice. Experienced professionals only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Goivy.
• Help! Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Doney Martiford.
• grog tester wanted. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Fat.
• Required: Bounty for quazits, dead or alive. Length of job expected to be short. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Mickes Benling.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Garian Swiftthorn.
• Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Mezn Dreadfury if interested.
• Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Filnallleu Bannispear for more information.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome squirrels required. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Alelaninne Moonbreeze for more details.
• Required: Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Poelda Tighbridge for more details.

• Elnallas Mistchaser is a male elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre outfitter. He appears gosipy.
• Ninlita Wobbcog is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a decent messenger. She appears easily offended.
• Haalaninne Kennyrshine is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a legendary saddler. He appears exhausted.
• Falag Bluevault is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre haymerchant. He appears jaded.
• Gil Electrobit is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent physician. She appears trusting.
• Borbor Goldvault is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned lawyer. He appears gosipy.
• Brorim Suneye is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre armorer. He appears patriotic.
• Adador Tinchisel is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bowyer. He appears cowed.
• Balorin Drakemace is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled carpenter. He appears jaded.
• Throond Rustvest is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre leatherworker. It appears gluttonous.
• Gaerigthil Rootwind is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre butcher. He appears unreliable.
• Erhiainne Freanimoon is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled porter. She appears intimidating.
• Ilyartthil Tyrrisen is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted chickenbutcher. She appears nihilistic.
• Filrigthil Riverears is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodworker. She appears shifty.
• Cotita Gearscope is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre beer seller. She appears worrying.
• Grimnir Dullanvil is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent scabbardmaker. He appears worrying.
• Filnalaen Windblade is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled trader. She appears intimidating.
• Falbin Kindstream is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. He appears outlandish.
• Dan VanDaven is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled teacher. He appears melancholy.
• Dan Blackbrook is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled bookbinder. She appears shifty.
• Kiaan Wobbfuel is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled bather. He appears exhausted.

• Kialey Thermogadget, a jolly female gnome. She is a warrior who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Wizvin Triggergadget, a homesick female gnome. She is a fighter who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Bealita Wobbbit, a clumsy androgynous gnome. It is a druid who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Dash Oxtooth, a fatalistic female ogre. She is an aristocrat who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Tboten Ogrestomach, a cowed male goblin. He is a rogue who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Torgan Wobbfuel, a lonely male gnome. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Jam Kleinliffe, a cowed male human. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• S'heral fe Khalal, a pacifistic male oddball. He is a ranger who is traveling with an expidition.
• Yerzin seh Khalzor, a loud female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Ilvarthil Arkeneabreeze, a battle-ready androgynous elf. It is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Danry Dilbrook, a cautious female human. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Zuk Bladestomach, a guilty male goblin. He is an expert who is traveling with an expidition.
• Mickes Ferore, a worrying female half-dwarf. She is a monk who is here to buy supplies.
• Pripne, an unreliable male mindflayer. He is an expert who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Hesok Zhatalon, a giddy male minotaur. He is a druid who is brokering a truce over a trade war.

These establishments worthy of mention in West Johndine:

• The Prancing Rouge Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Rouge Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, damp-looking bucklery. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a forgetful dwarf named Falbin Crunchbarrel. The bucklery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Red Frog Public Jail [+] The Red Frog Public Jail is an average sized, neat-looking jailhouse. The building faces southeast with a few windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an easily offended half-elf named Mick Burtone. The jailhouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Pipe Shop [+] The Twin Pipe Shop is a huge, tidy-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed gnome named Tor Electrobit. The alchemy shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with. There are 5 customers in the alchemy shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Wagon Package Delivery [+] The Burning Wagon Package Delivery is a typical sized, messy-looking post office. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed dwarf named Adagan Darkcrown. The post office is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the post office. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Cavern Supplies [+] The Tipsy Cavern Supplies is a large, clean-looking chandlery shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding half-dwarf named Mororin Jadebreeches. The chandlery shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the chandlery shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Old Rouge Bows R Us [+] The Old Rouge Bows R Us is a normal sized, damp-looking bowyer. The building faces south with three windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an accusatory half-dwarf named DaDaney Danll. The bowyer is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bowyer. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Hearthstone Shoppe [+] The Angry Hearthstone Shoppe is a small, clean-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious gnome named Hew Tiddlyscope. The cheeseshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you hear yelling in the back, and you see jugs of milk and other tools. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Wagon Supplies [+] The Tired Wagon Supplies is a normal sized, disgusting-looking chandlery shop. The building faces southeast with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an idealistic half-elf named Chahiassa Shadebow. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the chandlery shop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Beauty Rugs [+] The Warm Beauty Rugs is a huge, damp-looking rugmaker. The building faces east with tiny windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guarded gnome named Ada Thermobolt. The rugmaker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the rugmaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Baiter Docs [+] The Gritty Baiter Docs is a typical sized, smelly-looking boat for hire. The building faces southwest with small windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a pious half-dwarf named Mickey Franbrook. The boat for hire is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the boat for hire. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Bag Shop [+] The Leaping Bag Shop is a normal sized, packed-looking cartwright. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and two windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nervous half-dwarf named Donry Simonett. The cartwright is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the cartwright. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Thunderbird Sweet House [+] The Smiling Thunderbird Sweet House is an average sized, damp-looking bakery. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a violent elf named Alavarthil Hawksight. The bakery is known for reasonable prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see fresh rolls, you smell scent fresh bread, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 3 customers in the bakery. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Kettles Leatherworks [+] The Broken Kettles Leatherworks is a huge, filthy-looking leathershop. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten half-dwarf named Joic Matgan. The leathershop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the leathershop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Octopus Inc. [+] The Sleeping Octopus Inc. is a large, neat-looking workshop. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an unreliable gnome named Ai Triggergauge. The workshop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you hear hammering from the back, you smell sawdust, and you see tools and bits of wood lying around. There are 2 customers in the workshop. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Iron General Store [+] The Strangled Iron General Store is a small, clean-looking general store. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nervous dwarf named Gorgin Drakeneck. The general store is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the general store. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Bunk Translations [+] The Mad Bunk Translations is a small, damp-looking translator. The building faces southwest with broken windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a sick half-elf named Don Jamein. The translator is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 4 customers in the translator. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Skull Temple [+] The Tattered Skull Temple is a large, damp-looking temple. The building faces north with large windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an embittered dwarf named Barond Smartbellows. The temple is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the temple. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Jane Scabbards [+] The Greasy Jane Scabbards is a large, clean-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting gnome named Nin Gyrocog. The scabbard maker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Heart Shoppe [+] The Beefy Heart Shoppe is an average sized, tidy-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nosy half-dwarf named Brodal Deepslasher. The cheeseshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you see jugs of milk and other tools. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Fox Lumberyard [+] The Screaming Fox Lumberyard is an average sized, crowded-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and two windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lovelorn gnome named Gilva Wizzgadget. The lumberyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Halflings Inc. [+] The Refuge Halflings Inc. is a small, filthy-looking townhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a spiteful elf named Chatava Darkrunner. The townhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the townhouse. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.