Welcome to North Cumberpost Falls!

North Cumberpost Falls is known for the following resources:

• Many primal hemp fields that are feared by wenches.
• Paltry old vegetable fields that are avoided by unicorns.
• A magical shrine inhabited by defenseless kittens that are frequented by magic users. Rulut Armcrusher said one might dig up a stash of diamonds buried near there.
• Abundant new hemp bales that are hunted by unicorns. One might dig up piles of copper buried near there.

• Help! Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must be a quick learner. Reward is a secret. Contact Faldal Quartzkeep.
• Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Larartthil Brightleaf if intrigued.
• Khalzin seh Khalzin has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Wouter.
• Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Porra.
• Wanted: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bit if intrigued.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Klartek Eaglesinger.
• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Baiios Stormbreaker for further details.
• Needed: Looking for something new? sewing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Nbegd Metalhowl if interested.
• Help Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Jam Braleton if intrigued.
• Looking for something new? A passing Aristocrat is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to background check. Contact Brokon Ivoryknee if interested.
• Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Micke Beninson for more details.

• Doney Roseney is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled astrologer. She appears cautious.
• Jo Whitville is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled roofer. She appears nervous.
• Don Benick is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent bleacher. He appears nihilistic.
• Haavarlas Ousseablaze is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted innkeeper. He appears prejudiced.
• Thugtakh Skullkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled jeweler. She appears unreliable.
• Aesartthil Auvreashield is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent lumberjack. She appears cautious.
• Abaorin Uglybelly is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted vintner. She appears smitten.
• Delrigaen Longwaker is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled salter. She appears giddy.
• Lodin Pearleye is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cartwright. He appears xenophobic.
• Adaag Honorgoblet is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent cartwright. She appears smitten.
• Elvarthil Earthwhisper is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent soldier. He appears shifty.
• Falbul Ivorycoin is an androgynous dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled armorer. It appears thick.
• Borbor Wheelcrown is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled plasterer. She appears homesick.
• Tudduk Backsnapper The Strong is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled doctor. He appears resentful.

• Zurm Bighand, a scattered female hobgoblin. She is a rogue who is traveling with an expidition.
• Nur Armnor, a cautious female orc. She is an expert who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Dister, an efficient male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Yorgan Wheelstomach, an unreliable female deep dwarf. She is an expert who is doing something secret.
• Kzus Evilmurder, a guilty female bugbear. She is a rogue who is finding a missing criminal.
• Moten Laughcutter, a smug male hobgoblin. He is an adept who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Aesriganae Auvrearose, a gosipy male elf. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Garbul Ironhill, an intimidated male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.

These establishments worthy of mention in North Cumberpost Falls:

• The Singing Pot Shipyard [+] The Singing Pot Shipyard is a small, crowded-looking shipyard. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a violent half-elf named Abanallleu Silentrisen. The shipyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the shipyard. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Willow Textiles [+] The Slippery Willow Textiles is a normal sized, dusty-looking mercer. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a quiet half-orc named Mickey Wilett. The mercer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the mercer. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Beer Meat Handlers [+] The Wet Beer Meat Handlers is a small, tidy-looking butchershop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and large windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Dav Jackhouse. The butchershop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Baiter Blowers [+] The Leaping Baiter Blowers is a large, filthy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud dwarf named Gororin Opalstone. The glassmaker hut is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you hear a bellows pumping. There is 1 customer in the glassmaker hut. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Princess Fine Forks [+] The Royal Princess Fine Forks is an average sized, dusty-looking cutlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic half-orc named Dave Braerson. The cutlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the cutlery shop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Bunk Glass Crafters [+] The Leaping Bunk Glass Crafters is a huge, smelly-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a conspirational dwarf named Brogar Platinumbattler. The glassmaker hut is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you hear a bellows pumping, and you smell a burning forge. There are 4 customers in the glassmaker hut. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Beer Vineyards [+] The Pink Beer Vineyards is a normal sized, dusty-looking vinyard. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Adagar Forgemug. The vinyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the vinyard. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Rooster Inc. [+] The Fat Rooster Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking tile shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic half-orc named Mickes Castcombe. The tile shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Monkey Shrine [+] The Worn Monkey Shrine is a normal sized, damp-looking shrine. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a grieving half-orc named Ghubguk Necknor. The shrine is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shrine. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Eagle Herbalist [+] The Dripping Eagle Herbalist is a normal sized, cluttered-looking herbalist shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, three windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-elf named Joe Dilell. The herbalist shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the herbalist shop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Crate Charcoalers [+] The Orange Crate Charcoalers is a small, cluttered-looking firepit. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Joes Carinson. The firepit is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the firepit. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Urchin Candle Maker [+] The Severed Urchin Candle Maker is a typical sized, neat-looking illuminator. The building faces east with a wood storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a drunken half-orc named Joey Franick. The illuminator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the illuminator. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Boar Inc. [+] The Marbled Boar Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking tannery. The building faces southwest with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-orc named Haka Neckcrusher. The tannery is known for very high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you smell leather. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Kettles Inc. [+] The Lascivious Kettles Inc. is a huge, packed-looking smithy. The building faces south with two windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a grieving half-elf named Daves Broford. The smithy is known for fair prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.