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Welcome to East Blanchmouth!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 62
  • Children: 17.74% (11)
  • Elderly: 19.35% (12)

Racial Breakdown

  • 33 kobold (53.2%)
  • 9 mindflayer (14.5%)
  • 7 deep dwarf (11.2%)
  • 6 ogre (9.6%)
  • 4 human (6.4%)
  • 2 elf (3.2%)
  • 1 other (1.6%)

Misc.

  • 1 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 9 Residences

Summary [-]

East Blanchmouth is a settlement in the Venem Province with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (39/sq km), covers 1.59 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1422 meters.

Climate [-]

East Blanchmouth has a Tropical Savanna climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and a pronounced dry season, and has rainy and dry seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with minor variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

East Blanchmouth sees a single star overhead: Tor, an average yellow star. East Blanchmouth also has a double moon: Molebos, an average dull brown moon and Spomemos, a small light blue moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny nearby planet that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to East Blanchmouth; no roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt tracks in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city includes a market district.

Government [-]

East Blanchmouth is governed through a totalitarian government, where the government subordinates individuals by controlling all political and economic matters, as well as the attitudes, values, and beliefs. The government as a whole is seen as on the ball. Officials in East Blanchmouth are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of East Blanchmouth in the region is declining due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

East Blanchmouth is ruled by Boss Srorrog Armkiller. The Boss has been in power for several years and is ridiculed by the people. There is public opposition to the Boss and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through spying and assassination.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a neighborhood watch, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

East Blanchmouth has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 8 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 4 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, East Blanchmouth is poorly fortified. East Blanchmouth fighters are much loved for their use of bladed gauntlets in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in East Blanchmouth is currently healthy.

Resources [-]

East Blanchmouth is known for the following resources:

  • Many chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by gru. Rboten Ogrehand said somoeone said someone found a stash of monkey wrenches hidden around somewhere.
  • Huge creepy peat swamps that are avoided by kittens. Ulbin Stoneblade said one might dig up a chest containing saphires in a well.
  • Poisonous woodpecker descents that are frequented by witches.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • A long time ago, a hag hunted the field. Commoners say that the hag will ask for your help, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Legends tell of Khalal's Jug, a unique jug with the capability to disappear on its own. It has been lost for ages.
  • Years ago, a spirit named Rodosh haunted the streets when the wind blows from the west. Some say that if you face him, you will be stricken deaf.
  • In days gone by, the constable of Bad Laurelax Lock thrived. Things were good, but one day an evil dragon named Fot took over the town. The constable tried to stop the dragon, but failed miserably. Along came Khalzor teh S'hoorzin the lizardfolk, who was a skilled storyteller. Khalzor had the thought to slay the dragon by killing the dragon while she slept. When Khalzor teh S'hoorzin faced the dragon, Khalzor teh S'hoorzin tricked Fot.

Events [-]

East Blanchmouth is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Larvariyn Hawkgrove.
  • Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Shaman Rumm Legripper.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Kilrr if interested.
  • Wanted: Thzzrall has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Borgar Lightale.
  • Required: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Mick Sheand.
  • Required: Druid seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Throglum Skullripper The Cruel for further details.

People [-]

The people in East Blanchmouth love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Joes Casson is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned baker. She appears melancholy.
  • Ilylenlas Riftwhisper is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent maidservant. He appears pacifistic.
  • Car is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a skilled ship captain. He appears gluttonous.
  • Dobel Eaglenut is a female ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent interpreter. She appears solemn.
  • Ellaniyn Silentmist is a female elf who is known in the city as being a legendary scribe. She appears intimidating.
  • Wravy is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a renowned painter. He appears prejudiced.
  • Gubal Bearsnout is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a skilled sage. He appears grieving.
  • Duap Rockmane is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a renowned tanner. He appears drunken.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jame Whittt, an idealistic male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is fleeing a natural disaster.
  • Dartthil Heartstalker, a resentful female drow. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a thug.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in East Blanchmouth:

  • The Twisted Greyhound Builders [+]
  • The Voluptuous Darkroot Meats [+]
  • The Knotted Tree Inc. [+]
  • The Lost Alicorn Word Smiths [+]
  • The Smithy Beer Shop [+]
  • The Golden Monkey Inc. [+]
  • The Open Frog Shoppe [+]
  • The Seven Oarhouse Candle Maker [+]