Welcome to Goosetle!

Goosetle is known for the following resources:

• Wild bat clouds that are hunted by magic users. S'heral teh Khalal said one might dig up bags of platinum in a dungeon.
• Abundant vampire caterpillar nests that are feared by locals. Borbin Bronzetoe said one might dig up a stash of silver buried near there.
• Endangered kangaroo mobs that are hunted by zombies.

• Seeking inter-planar messenger. No previous experience required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kluzgugh Legcracker.
• I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dabal Bearmane.
• Warrior seeks apprentice. Must provide your own transportation. Will pay in gold. Contact Daves VanSmithman for more information.
• Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must be a quick learner. Will pay in gold. Contact Drorim Deepkiller.
• Help Needed: Bored? gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Arnley Fusebolt for more information.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'hooral teh S'herssen.
• I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elhlak.
• Help Needed: hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Serious inquiries only. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tils if interested.
• Bored? cheese tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hew Triggerfiz for more details.
• imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. No previous experience required. Contact Permaily Bracehand.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. References required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Abaag Steeltun if interested.
• armor tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Gwaellinne Ousseaseeker.
• Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Nbzar Ironshadow.
• Looking for work? wine tester wanted. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gozraz.
• Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome cockatrices required. Reward available. Contact Danic Berley.
• Required: Missing holy symbol. We suspect imps are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Thrutzorg Legcracker to learn more.
• Bored? I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Paz.

• Elhlak is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent navigator. He appears worrying.
• Tbexn Bladebasher is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled deputy. He appears gambling.
• Mick Goodhouse is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre tailor. She appears resentful.
• Graburg Neckcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent maidservant. He appears resentful.
• Rxbok Greatdamn is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled coach driver. He appears resentful.
• Snorgan Slateship is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre brewer. He appears homesick.
• Abarin Clawaltar is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted trader. She appears violent.
• Snorgan Blackslayer is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned laborer. She appears gosipy.
• Anlak is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a gifted alchemist. She appears cowed.
• Elhka is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled copyist. He appears scattered.
• Elhg is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled official. He appears nosy.
• Skadal Darkchest is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned blacksmith. She appears gambling.
• Anraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled jeweler. She appears fashion concious.
• Tilra is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent magic dealer. He appears insecure.
• Jo Blackden is a male lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears sick.
• Dones Smitherton is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled vintner. He appears pious.
• Bargar Mithrilslasher is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted sheriff. She appears jaded.
• Jamry Franield is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled baker. He appears homesick.
• Borgin Onyxsmith is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled banker. She appears patronizing.
• Gumm Bonesnapper is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a mediocre roofer. He appears nervous.
• Rhud Backnor is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a decent mercer. He appears drunken.

• Danic Gilcombe, a deluded male lycanthrope. He is a monk who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Darellaen Stillstar, a resentful female half-elf. She is an expert who is seeing the world.
• Micke Diltt, an accusatory female half-elf. She is an adept who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Ceelak, a spiteful female troglodyte. She is an expert who is finding a missing friend.
• Anlak, an intimidated male troglodyte. He is a rogue who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Goap Eaglefang, an intimidated male ogre. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Po Lightningstick, a nervous female halfling. She is a bard who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Arnlin Cogglescope, a healthy male gnome. He is a druid who is finding work as a merchant.
• Hak Headkiller, a trusting female half-orc. She is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
• Don Chrisne, a melancholy male half-elf. He is a cleric who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Gush Eaglenut, a gambling male ogre. He is a bard who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Daney Staerton, a jesterly male human. He is a cleric who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Illvariyn Hunithseeker, a resentful male elf. He is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Falel Firebrook, a gambling male oddball. He is an expert who is finding a missing sibling.
• Thzzrr, a trusting female mindflayer. She is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Babxie Tinkerwink, a pious female gnome. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Rop, a smug female kobold. She is a druid who is fleeing the law.
• Vab, a vengeful male kobold. He is an expert who is seeking honest work.
• Mickic Bartoerton, a jolly male half-elf. He is a rogue who is doing something secret.

These establishments worthy of mention in Goosetle:

• The Nomadic Virgin Inc. [+] The Nomadic Virgin Inc. is a normal sized, clean-looking weaver. The building faces north with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nervous lycanthrope named Danic Antonwood. The weaver is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the weaver. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Willow Firepit [+] The Orange Willow Firepit is a typical sized, orderly-looking firepit. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, stained windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Droond Saltmill. The firepit is known for steep prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the firepit. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Frog Inc. [+] The Fat Frog Inc. is a small, tidy-looking tile shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mocking half-orc named Danes Southen. The tile shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the tile shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Open Kettles Shoppe [+] The Open Kettles Shoppe is a large, clean-looking firepit. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely lycanthrope named Dane Matling. The firepit is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the firepit. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Cavern Package Delivery [+] The Burning Cavern Package Delivery is a normal sized, neat-looking post office. The building faces north with a few windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a contrarian troglodyte named Elhka. The post office is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Hatchet Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Hatchet Locksmith is a typical sized, crowded-looking locksmith. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick lycanthrope named Davry Southin. The locksmith is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the locksmith. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lost Pipe Inc. [+] The Lost Pipe Inc. is a small, neat-looking winery. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a giddy dwarf named Borrun Coalaltar. The winery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the winery. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Golden House Inc. [+] The Golden House Inc. is a small, dusty-looking weaponshop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a greedy bugbear named Tudomn Wormshadow. The weaponshop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Goblins Bath House [+] The Wiley Goblins Bath House is an average sized, tidy-looking bath house. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful troglodyte named Ankaro. The bath house is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you hear the sound of water running, and you smell soap and flowers. There are 4 customers in the bath house. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Baiter Shrine [+] The Thirsty Baiter Shrine is a typical sized, orderly-looking temple. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a mocking dwarf named Grumdor Pearlknee. The temple is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Hall Inc. [+] The Blabbering Hall Inc. is a small, messy-looking law enforcement. The building faces north with a wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a worrying bugbear named Min Legcrusher. The law enforcement is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the law enforcement. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wistful Heart Store [+] The Wistful Heart Store is an average sized, messy-looking shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cowed half-orc named Daney Bernawell. The shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered House Worship House [+] The Tattered House Worship House is a huge, smelly-looking temple. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, large windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gambling dwarf named Skagan Darkvein. The temple is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Crate Vault [+] The Elven Crate Vault is a huge, neat-looking bank. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and round windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by an intimidated bugbear named Khurag Armkiller. The bank is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There is 1 customer in the bank. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Hatchet Purse Shop [+] The Olde Hatchet Purse Shop is a typical sized, packed-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive troglodyte named Tilra. The pursemaker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the pursemaker. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Toad Dry Goods [+] The Strangled Toad Dry Goods is a normal sized, neat-looking general store. The building faces northeast with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a smitten bugbear named Brot Darkslay. The general store is known for very high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the general store. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Princess Mill [+] The Happy Princess Mill is a normal sized, packed-looking mill. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a greedy troglodyte named Ceezer. The mill is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the mill. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Dwarf Inc. [+] The Murdered Dwarf Inc. is a large, filthy-looking tavern. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a quiet troglodyte named Elhraz. The tavern is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Great Bag Scabbards [+] The Great Bag Scabbards is an average sized, smelly-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn dwarf named Borbul Dogstaff. The scabbard maker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the scabbard maker. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Beauty Glass Crafters [+] The Lecherous Beauty Glass Crafters is a small, packed-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and tiny windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous half-orc named Roggogh Neckkiller. The glassmaker hut is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you smell a burning forge, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 2 customers in the glassmaker hut. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Iron Enchanters [+] The Twin Iron Enchanters is an average sized, clean-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidated dwarf named Yorgar Lightbreeches. The alchemy shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell damp earth, you hear a dog barking, and you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.