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Welcome to Bladeber!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,734
  • Children: 35.54% (1,327)
  • Elderly: 7.74% (289)

Racial Breakdown

  • 2,902 half-dwarf (77.7%)
  • 751 half-orc (20.1%)
  • 43 other (1.1%)
  • 38 halfling (1%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 122 Businesses
  • 515 Specialists
  • 449 Residences

Summary [-]

Bladeber is a large town in the Walbe Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile large town is moderately populated (7,494/sq km), covers 0.50 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 797 meters.

Climate [-]

Bladeber has a Moist Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cold with moderate variation. Precipitation is continual, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Bladeber sees a binary star overhead: Abal, an average yellow star and Uul, an average orange star. Bladeber also has a single moon: Theta, a small light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a fortified rubble rampart that is 1 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.38 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Bladeber; 1 road is major. The city is lined with bumpy cobblestone streets in a warped parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, racial, wealthy, trade, professional, and industry.

Government [-]

Bladeber is governed through a commonwealth, where state authority is founded on law and united by a compact of the people for the common good. The government as a whole is seen as the pinnacle of inefficiency. Officials in Bladeber are often seen as resolute and the policies are loved. The political influence of Bladeber in the region is lasting due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population rallies behind its leaders.

Leader [-]

Bladeber is ruled by Chancellor Tudor Cleaverwiser. The Chancellor has been in power for many years and is feared by the people. There is minor opposition to the Chancellor and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained by draconian laws and underpaid guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being community service.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.11% of the population (4 adults).

Military [-]

Bladeber has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 476 citizens (12.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 252 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 17 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and fortified rampart, Bladeber is greatly fortified. Bladeber fighters are much maligned for their use of crossbows in battle. They are mocked for their phlanyx formations and are considered properly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Bladeber is currently insulated.

Resources [-]

Bladeber is known for the following resources:

  • An ancient tower inhabited by carnivorous quails that are visited frequently by kittens. One might find bags of silver in a tomb nearby.
  • Huge vampire clam beds that are visited frequently by travelers.
  • A haunted shrine inhabited by wild cobras that are hunted by townspeople. Flum said somoeone said someone found bags of small lyres in a dungeon.
  • Many old bamboo stands that are visited frequently by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • A long time ago, a witch lingered in the swamps. People say that the witch will sneeze three times, then carry you away.
  • Long ago, a minotaur named Bestha frequented the countryside once a year. They say that if you see her, you will be stricken deaf.

Events [-]

Bladeber is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Jamry Benerton.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for quazits, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Sekdol Stormmarr for further details.
  • Ilyriginne Jadechaser has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Prior experience required. Contact Ilynaliyn Nightwalker.
  • Help Needed: Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Har'toor if intrigued.
  • Need a change of pace? I have rats in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kzerm Rockrot to learn more.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen relic. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Be Firefingers for further details.
  • I'm looking for rare rust rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Blarsh Skullcrusher.
  • I'm looking for rare rats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ama Earthstoat.
  • Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Yerzin fe Khalzor.
  • Looking for something new? Someone stole my artifact. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Abataen Ousseachaser.
  • quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. References required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ardal Barleyknee.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. No previous experience required. Contact Mick Greencroft.
  • Paladin seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Argar Bearshield.

People [-]

The people in Bladeber love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Falbornne Tallhand is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled roofer. She appears patronizing.
  • Joey Danham is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a mocked cobbler. He appears easily offended.
  • Balbul Stormfighter is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted cheesemaker. She appears nosy.
  • Balgar Clawmolder is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted weaver. She appears vengeful.
  • Morbin Starfounder is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted laborer. He appears pacifistic.
  • Seril Oststoat is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent chickenbutcher. She appears skeptical.
  • Grabak Legcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled interpreter. He appears cowed.
  • Mick Rosenliffe is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled ship captain. He appears solemn.
  • Davry Barford is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a skilled official. He appears spiteful.
  • Dan Davidville is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked bleacher. She appears efficient.
  • Daves Petrleton is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled teacher. She appears cowed.
  • Mhuglah Moksnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary plasterer. She appears cautious.
  • Barbul Shinymolder is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled salter. He appears jolly.
  • Munurz Bonecrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled lumberjack. She appears smug.
  • Poly Brushden is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre roofer. She appears gluttonous.
  • Amaine Jallitalker is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a decent salter. She appears mopey.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Ceeg, a thick female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is fleeing overdue taxes.
  • Jo Dantone, a cautious male half-orc. He is a fighter who is seeing the city.
  • Hewby Electrobolt, a mocking female gnome. She is an expert who is finding work as a mercenary.
  • Keelyes Kazimarr, an efficient female minotaur. She is a monk who is here to destroy a misconception.
  • Tbot Oozemurder, a melancholy female goblin. She is a warrior who is finding a missing criminal.
  • Dones Gilard, a boastful male half-dwarf. He is a wizard who is here to buy supplies.
  • Bornir Honormail, a drunken female dwarf. She is an adept who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Brodor Honorhill, a chatty female dwarf. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Kik Boarclaw, a nosy male ogre. He is a fighter who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Tilkaro, a lonely male troglodyte. He is a warrior who is finding a missing treasure.
  • Astera Thunderilg, a jesterly female minotaur. She is a rogue who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Dan Burwell, an idealistic male human. He is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.
  • Morgan Goodcavern, a beligerent male deep dwarf. He is a barbarian who is following a message from an angel.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Bladeber:

  • The Elegant Hammer Wares [+]
  • The Rusty Wig Inc. [+]
  • The Violet Dead Kennels [+]
  • The Splintered Monk Shoes Inc. [+]
  • The Dry Bull Shoppe [+]
  • The Stowaway Boar House of Colors [+]
  • The Merry Kettles Brewery [+]
  • The Tipsy Silver Supplies [+]
  • The Dancing Troll Whorehouse [+]
  • The Robber Fox Inc. [+]
  • The Crimson Flask Inc. [+]
  • The Fawning Alicorn Inc. [+]
  • The Smiling Cock Shop [+]
  • The Violent Ivy Inc. [+]
  • The Smiling Cavern Bakery [+]
  • The Crippled Weasels Inc. [+]