Welcome to Eddypost!

Eddypost is known for the following resources:

• Paltry ancient cork bushes that are visited frequently by magic users.
• Ancient coffee fields that are avoided by zombies.
• Paltry chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by locals. Thormir Bloodslayer said somoeone said someone found a chest containing rubies in a dungeon.

• rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Davey Jackden if interested.
• gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Jenton Triggersprocket.
• Missing keg. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Will pay in gold. References required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Krorug Backbreaker for further details.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ulorin Whitemail.
• Bored? Bounty for rust rats, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Grimbul Coalbreeches.
• Wanted: Bored? I have brain moles in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xtot Greatdamn.
• Help! Need a change of pace? Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Drodd Necksnapper.
• Needed: Looking for something new? Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Elhra.
• wine tester wanted. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to background check. Contact Tomina Gyrogauge for further details.
• I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Danes Tramville.
• Looking for something new? Rogue seeks apprentice. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Clapmain Whitewind.

• Hil Kaesetaunt is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mediocre weaponsmith. She appears insecure.
• Hilmaine Oldwick is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a mocked jailer. She appears idealistic.
• Krogtrog Bonecracker is an androgynous half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted actor. It appears mopey.
• Donic Roseman is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled actor. He appears jesterly.
• Amaine Chubbgrass is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre apothecary. He appears grieving.
• Faeelllleu Lightform is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned astrologer. She appears apologetic.
• Joey Benwell is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent dyer. He appears efficient.
• Jamey Rosening is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled messenger. He appears guarded.
• Mickry Danworth is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled warehouse worker. She appears outlandish.
• Donry Willing is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mocked good samaritan. She appears conspirational.
• Dan Franhouse is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled cooper. She appears worrying.
• Doney Castone is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled roofer. He appears scattered.
• Ser Prettysleep is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a skilled woodcarver. He appears forgetful.
• Tol Bolgergold is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre timberwright. She appears skeptical.

• Add Legkiller, a gluttonous female half-orc. She is a ranger who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Mickic Mortt, a nihilistic male half-dwarf. He is a druid who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Adakon Rubymace, an outlandish female dwarf. She is a rogue who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Donic Morter, an unreliable male human. He is a warrior who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Belvarai Tyrcloak, a mopey male elf. He is a monk who is brokering a truce over a trade war.

These establishments worthy of mention in Eddypost:

• The Guinea Twins Harnesses [+] The Guinea Twins Harnesses is a typical sized, packed-looking harness maker. The building faces east with clean windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a vengeful half-orc named Shubd Headcrusher. The harness maker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Flask Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Flask Locksmith is a small, packed-looking locksmith. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug half-elf named Joic Brafield. The locksmith is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the locksmith. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Wig Supplies [+] The Tipsy Wig Supplies is a large, clean-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable half-orc named Thatgunk Necksnapper. The chandlery shop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the chandlery shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Tower Fabrics [+] The Slippery Tower Fabrics is a large, cluttered-looking mercer. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish half-elf named Alelenava Wolfrose. The mercer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Alicorn Inc. [+] The Whistling Alicorn Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking tack shop. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, round windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-elf named Gaeellssa Ravendew. The tack shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the tack shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Elves Herbalist [+] The Dripping Elves Herbalist is a huge, packed-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-elf named Chaartiyn Frostspear. The herbalist shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the herbalist shop. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Urchin Force [+] The Dirty Urchin Force is a large, smelly-looking barrack. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and large windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an accusatory halfling named Be Leahill. The barrack is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you smell sweat and beer, and you hear voices. There are 2 customers in the barrack. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Yawning Inc. [+] The Lascivious Yawning Inc. is a large, filthy-looking smithy. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-elf named Dellenlleu Rootchaser. The smithy is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the smithy. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Horse Temple [+] The Wrong Horse Temple is a typical sized, damp-looking shrine. The building faces east with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a boastful halfling named Coly Boffinbones. The shrine is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shrine. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Giant Inc. [+] The Victorious Giant Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking university. The building faces northwest with large windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a gambling half-orc named Danic Andreick. The university is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Twins Inc. [+] The Robber Twins Inc. is a small, neat-looking spicemerchant. The building faces northeast with three windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an embittered halfling named Hil Springswan. The spicemerchant is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the spicemerchant. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Maiden Rugs [+] The Warm Maiden Rugs is a normal sized, messy-looking rugmaker. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, large windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-orc named Glommab Headsnapper. The rugmaker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the rugmaker. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Hen Leather Goods [+] The Guinea Hen Leather Goods is a normal sized, disgusting-looking harness maker. The building faces north with a mud storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a loud half-orc named Narorg Mokcracker. The harness maker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the harness maker. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Silver Bags [+] The Olde Silver Bags is an average sized, orderly-looking pursemaker. The building faces northeast with many windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an apologetic half-elf named Mickry Stanord. The pursemaker is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the pursemaker. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.