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Welcome to Saint Berglade!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,633
  • Children: 34.11% (557)
  • Elderly: 8.70% (142)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,298 half-orc (79.4%)
  • 164 human (10%)
  • 92 half-dwarf (5.6%)
  • 45 half-elf (2.7%)
  • 33 gnome (2%)
  • 1 other (0%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 78 Businesses
  • 190 Specialists
  • 163 Residences

Summary [-]

Saint Berglade is a town in the Sarbeeese County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (5,848/sq km), covers 0.28 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 597 meters.

Climate [-]

Saint Berglade has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally cold with moderate variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Saint Berglade sees a binary star overhead: Uukor, an average yellow star and Lur, an average blue star. Saint Berglade also has a single moon: Sinome, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive nearby planet that has been around for generations, a massive pulsar that has been around for only a few years, and an imposing supernova that has been around for time immemorial.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a recently repaired mud brick fortification that is 3 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.46 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Saint Berglade; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt tracks in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, military, shops, trade, and civic.

Government [-]

Saint Berglade is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as efficient. Officials in Saint Berglade are often seen as decent and the policies are honored. The political influence of Saint Berglade in the region is steady due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Saint Berglade is ruled by Steward Balnir Blackgrieve. The Steward has been in power for many years and is mocked by the people. There is no visible opposition to the Steward and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through vague promises and a constant state of hope.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 1.65% of the population (27 adults).

Military [-]

Saint Berglade has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 244 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 106 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 13 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and recently repaired fortification, Saint Berglade is properly fortified. Saint Berglade fighters are much maligned for their use of bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Saint Berglade is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

Saint Berglade is known for the following resources:

  • A blessed gazebo inhabited by dangerous caterpillars that are feared by children. Rumors tell of a stash of monkey wrenches in a nearby pit.
  • Coffee fields that are hunted by children. Sutgosh Moknor said the locals speak of a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
  • Abundant defenseless beaver colonies that are hunted by witches.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Many years ago, the royals of Groveovka lived in peace. Things were always nice, but one day an evil cyclops named Shubg Mokkiller kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to stop the cyclops, but were caught. Along came a lycanthrope named Micke Bernaford, who was a valiant knight. Micke had a plan to trick the cyclops by using magic to banish it. When Micke Bernaford faced the cyclops, Micke Bernaford defeated Shubg Mokkiller.
  • In times past, the townsfolk of San Harrisski lived in peace. Things were good, but one day an evil vampire named Dash Oakfang slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to kill Dash Oakfang, but were caught. Along came a hero named Vothka, who was a skilled storyteller. Vothka had the thought to slay the vampire by making a wager with Dash Oakfang. When Vothka faced the vampire, Vothka killed the vampire.

Events [-]

Saint Berglade is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Looking for something new? Someone stole my bracelet. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Glugt Armsnapper to learn more.
  • Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Nhokuk Backripper.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for rare mephits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Khobb Armripper for further details.
  • A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Prirr.
  • Help Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must be a quick learner. Will pay in gold. Contact Adarin Ashtable to learn more.
  • Looking for something new? Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Chanalinne Everglider.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome quazits required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tilkaro.
  • Looking for something new? drinking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. Contact Nbun Rockstomach.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Illlanlleu Hunithleaf.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with valuable information. Serious inquiries only. Contact Nhubbub Armkiller.
  • Help! Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Balmir Goldhill.
  • I have rust rats in my basement, plz halp! References required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Hudd Neckcracker.

People [-]

The people in Saint Berglade love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Erartthil Eyllisblade is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled leatherworker. She appears giddy.
  • Dav Castman is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled laborer. She appears nosy.
  • Adalin Triggercog is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked dyer. He appears embittered.
  • Tommig Armsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a skilled pastrycook. He appears healthy.
  • Durmir Platinumring is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled weaver. She appears accusatory.
  • Dane MacSimonden is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre good samaritan. She appears trusting.
  • Arrin Oatcrown is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted porter. It appears spiteful.
  • Balag Holytoe is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled woodcarver. She appears pious.
  • Arnby Cobblecog is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned bookbinder. He appears battle-ready.
  • Joes Brinson is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled entertainer. She appears forbidding.
  • Tom Electrowink is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled navigator. He appears sick.
  • Dones Franman is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled teacher. She appears chatty.
  • Gavley Tiddlybun is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled lumberjack. She appears worrying.
  • Danic Frantone is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled forester. He appears mocking.
  • Halnalinne Keengrove is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. She appears cowed.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Klonrr, a worrying male mindflayer. He is a bard who is seeking revenge.
  • Dane Southling, an unreliable female half-orc. She is an expert who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Sromosh Mokcracker, a clumsy female orc. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Toshdek Riverkan, a mopey female minotaur. She is a druid who is seeking dishonest work.
  • Maspne, a trusting male mindflayer. He is an expert who is traveling with a circus.
  • Grin'k'morn, a guilty male mindflayer. He is a druid who is traveling with an acting troupe.
  • Larvariyn Dirthfire, a lonely male elf. He is a barbarian who is finding work as a healer.
  • Blog Backkiller, an intimidating male orc. He is a warrior who is seeing the world.
  • Wizvin Gyrobit, a pacifistic female gnome. She is a sorcerer who is seeking thrills and adventure.
  • Tudoten Greatbone, a flirtatious female hobgoblin. She is a wizard who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
  • Abadal Drakemine, a contrarian male deep dwarf. He is a cleric who is here to buy spices.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Berglade:

  • The Fallen Fig Inc. [+]
  • The Warm Wench Rug Shop [+]
  • The Snoring Monk Healers [+]
  • The Hungry Axe House of Law [+]
  • The Splintered Riverside Clinic [+]
  • The Blind Monk Scribe [+]
  • The Drinking Rooster House [+]
  • The Dreaming Pony Healers [+]
  • The Mangy Toad Shop [+]
  • The Refuge Swagger Inc. [+]
  • The Slade Urchin Charity [+]
  • The Purple Greyhound Arena [+]
  • The Noisy Wench Inc. [+]
  • The Voluptuous Halflings Meats [+]
  • The Black Kettles Inc. [+]