Welcome to Ioland!

Ioland is known for the following resources:

• Vegetable fields that are feared by wenches. Somoeone said someone found piles of monkey wrenches in a well.
• Paltry carnivorous ape troops that are avoided by magic users.

• Help Needed: I have toads in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hal Neckcracker The Strong to learn more.
• Bored? I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gozraz.
• Help! Looking for something new? Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Baldor Earthneck.
• Looking for something new? Missing key. We suspect mephits are the culprit. Serious inquiries only. Reward available. Contact Klitzakh Armkiller.
• Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Contact Porg.
• I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Porra if intrigued.
• Bored? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Tilkaro.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Dave VanAndrland.

• Jo Tramhouse is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled woodcarver. He appears smitten.
• Don VanStaning is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. She appears homesick.
• Don Smithand is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a decent tilemaker. She appears solemn.
• Mickic Simongton is a female human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled timberwright. She appears fashion concious.
• Khalab Neckcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled brewer. He appears authoritarian.
• Ghol Backsnapper is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent doctor. He appears solemn.
• Blugl Backkiller The Cruel is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre watercarrier. She appears spiteful.
• Davic Castorth is a male human who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled grocer. He appears beligerent.
• Shuddarg Necknor is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted dyer. She appears skeptical.
• Dave VanTramll is a female human who is known in the world as being a mediocre harness maker. She appears scattered.

• Ulbor Drumbaker, a patriotic female dwarf. She is a druid who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Adadily Amberfoot, a gosipy male halfling. He is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Donic Francstone, a jesterly male half-dwarf. He is a cleric who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Jam MacBeninson, a grieving male human. He is an aristocrat who is here to destroy a rumor.

These establishments worthy of mention in Ioland:

• The Worn Kettles Shrine [+] The Worn Kettles Shrine is a huge, damp-looking shrine. The building faces east with a few windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Mickes Briwood. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shrine. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Rose Candle Maker [+] The Seven Rose Candle Maker is a typical sized, disgusting-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a few windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an insecure half-orc named Izak Legcrusher. The illuminator is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the illuminator. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Tree Scribe [+] The Blind Tree Scribe is a typical sized, disgusting-looking copyoffice. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a skeptical human named Jam Burill. The copyoffice is known for fair prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the copyoffice. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Pot Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Pot Shoes Inc. is a huge, packed-looking shoe shop. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious half-orc named Drogog Legsnapper. The shoe shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you smell scent of leather, and you see old shoes and bit of leather. There are 2 customers in the shoe shop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Dungeon Inc. [+] The Salty Dungeon Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking stable. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forgetful half-orc named Jo Chrisman. The stable is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the stable. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Skull Wharf [+] The Gritty Skull Wharf is a huge, dusty-looking boat for hire. The building faces south with clean windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a smitten human named Jory Antonhouse. The boat for hire is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the boat for hire. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Monk City Guard [+] The Dirty Monk City Guard is a large, orderly-looking barrack. The building faces south with a wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an attentive half-orc named Torarg Skullbreaker. The barrack is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you hear voices, and you smell sweat and beer. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled House Inc. [+] The Marbled House Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an impatient human named Jory Roserough. The tannery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you see skins stretching. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Bill Clinic [+] The Splintered Bill Clinic is a large, disgusting-looking hospital. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and barred windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful human named Jamey VanMartiling. The hospital is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the hospital. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Clowns Studio [+] The Sterling Clowns Studio is a large, cluttered-looking sculpting house. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a drunken half-orc named Zhadd Backnor. The sculpting house is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the sculpting house. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.