Welcome to Alta Hayesbert!

Alta Hayesbert is known for the following resources:

• Abundant caterpillar nests that are frequented by vampires. One might dig up a stash of small lyres buried near there.
• A magical battle field inhabited by tame cormorants that are frequented by gru. Khalzor ahn Yeral said one might dig up a stash of small lyres in a nearby pit.
• An old shrine inhabited by wild kittens that are visited frequently by wenches.
• Rubber plantations that are hunted by locals. Ulorin Moonmill said one might find piles of penis sheathes in a well.
• New cork bushes that are avoided by wenches. The locals speak of piles of monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
• Scarce guano banks that are hunted by locals. Rumors tell of bags of small lyres in a dungeon.
• Abundant peat swamps that are hunted by magic users. Somoeone said someone found bags of iron maidens buried near there.

• Help! Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Falgin Bitterneck if intrigued.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Jamey Kleinden.
• Needed: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Kugugh Boneripper The Gray.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Elahiaanae Broadmight.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Must be quick on your feet. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Hamverani Longmane.
• Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Grumdor Dwarfforge for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Guild membership required. Contact Chtutra if intrigued.
• Required: Malda Hillgrass has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Grimbul Tinslayer if intrigued.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Joey Whiterson if interested.
• Wanted: Bored? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Harthul.
• I'm looking for rare cockatrices, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. May include some hazards. Must not smell. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Erriginne Aleawhisper if interested.
• Looking for something new? ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Dav Fernson.
• Required: Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Alanaltars Shadefire.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Khalssen fe Yerzor to learn more.
• unknown potion tester wanted. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to background check. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Kokzog Bonebreaker The Cruel.
• feral cats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Lorin Moonsmelter.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Pors.
• I have stirge in my basement, plz halp! Must not smell. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Pobal Rocknut.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Danes MacSmitherley if interested.

• Lat is a female kobold who is known in that part of town as being a mocked artist. She appears nihilistic.
• Mas'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled salter. She appears apologetic.
• Cak is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a decent vintner. He appears smitten.
• Daves VanChrisster is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a decent handyman. He appears solemn.
• Danic Broin is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a skilled smith. She appears territorial.
• Joic Diler is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a decent wine seller. He appears solemn.
• Hure is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a gifted adventurer. She appears territorial.
• Dane Harill is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled hatmaker. She appears loud.
• Hamlin Wobbcog is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre ostler. He appears guarded.
• Mickes Davidge is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled baker. He appears healthy.
• Taz is a female kobold who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre sculptor. She appears accusatory.
• Vessm is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent glassmaker. She appears guarded.
• Wizina Fusejet is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a decent porter. She appears thick.
• Thzztra is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a skilled woodseller. She appears gambling.
• Git is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre chickenbutcher. She appears exhausted.
• Prarre is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent weaponsmith. He appears smitten.
• Grinrrl is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a skilled salter. He appears patriotic.
• Tudzar Bigrender is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled social worker. He appears clumsy.
• Trog Giantmurder is a male hobgoblin who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled tilemaker. He appears resentful.
• Tbog Rockbeast is a male hobgoblin who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled stablehand. He appears guarded.
• Lik is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled priest. She appears guilty.
• Gavxie Cobblejet is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre entertainer. He appears intimidating.
• Dzuun Irondeath is a male hobgoblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. He appears nosy.

• Gornir Redneck, a smug androgynous half-dwarf. It is a commoner who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Gkutus Nightshredder, a fatalistic male goblin. He is a fighter who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Gardin Talonslasher, a nervous male deep dwarf. He is a monk who is seeking honest work.
• Goim, a pacifistic male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Daduk Eagleclaw, a vengeful female ogre. She is an aristocrat who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Xtus Greatfury, a nervous female goblin. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Abaartthil Darkoak, a clumsy male drow. He is a cleric who is following a message from an angel.
• Fally Brushbee, a patronizing female halfling. She is a commoner who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Gwatava Aleanears, a solemn female elf. She is a commoner who is doing something secret.
• Kilpne, a nervous male mindflayer. He is an expert who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Khalssen heh S'herzor, a lovelorn female lizardfolk. She is a paladin who is finding a missing friend.
• Rugus Evilhand, a smug male goblin. He is a warrior who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Gaetinne Skymist, a vengeful female half-elf. She is a monk who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Gabdunk Bonecracker, a shifty female bugbear. She is a warrior who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Garkon Marblestone, a prejudiced male dwarf. He is a rogue who is fleeing debtors.
• Daves Bartoerley, a fashion concious male half-orc. He is an expert who is here to buy spices.
• Rraddoz Bonenor, a worrying female half-orc. She is a warrior who is following a message from an angel.
• Elavaraen Teasen'caller, a beligerent female drow. She is a warrior who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Tgods Dreadkill, an impatient female bugbear. She is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Alta Hayesbert:

• The Blue Virgin Scribe [+] The Blue Virgin Scribe is a typical sized, damp-looking copyoffice. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patronizing gnome named Cargles Gearbun. The copyoffice is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Friends General Mechandise [+] The Colored Friends General Mechandise is a huge, messy-looking grocery store. The building faces east with no windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an intimidated kobold named Rop. The grocery store is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the grocery store. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Frog Healers [+] The Snoring Frog Healers is a large, disgusting-looking hospital. The building faces east with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fatalistic kobold named Wot. The hospital is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the hospital. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Heart Tap House [+] The Ever-full Heart Tap House is a normal sized, disgusting-looking beer seller. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a conspirational kobold named Wit. The beer seller is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 3 customers in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Ivy [+] The Flabby Ivy is a typical sized, packed-looking ropemaker. The building faces east with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty mindflayer named Merre. The ropemaker is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Paladin Translations [+] The Mangy Paladin Translations is a typical sized, cluttered-looking translator. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, two windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an idealistic kobold named Yop. The translator is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the translator. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stowaway Cup Dry Goods [+] The Stowaway Cup Dry Goods is a small, clean-looking general store. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a forbidding lycanthrope named James Jameridge. The general store is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the general store. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Dragon Blowers [+] The Leaping Dragon Blowers is a typical sized, packed-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, two windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely hobgoblin named Mus Wormhost. The glassmaker hut is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see panes of glass and mirrors, you hear a bellows pumping, and you smell a burning forge. There are 3 customers in the glassmaker hut. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Hammer Inc. [+] The Grizzly Hammer Inc. is a huge, clean-looking woodshop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling hobgoblin named Xrurm Oozerot. The woodshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the woodshop. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Cesspit Shop [+] The Blind Cesspit Shop is a huge, dusty-looking copyoffice. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patronizing mindflayer named Huvy. The copyoffice is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the copyoffice. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Great Bull Scabbards [+] The Great Bull Scabbards is an average sized, clean-looking scabbard maker. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving kobold named Rap. The scabbard maker is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Dragon Union #101 [+] The Tattered Dragon Union #101 is a typical sized, clean-looking adventurers guild. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a prejudiced lycanthrope named Joe Ferster. The adventurers guild is known for very high prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see weapons against the wall, you smell burning coals, and you hear a dog barking. There are 2 customers in the adventurers guild. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Wand Vineyards [+] The Perfumed Wand Vineyards is a large, messy-looking vinyard. The building faces north with many windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lonely gnome named Tomlita Fusefuel. The vinyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the vinyard. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Friends General Store [+] The Forsaken Friends General Store is an average sized, clean-looking trading post. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an intimidating hobgoblin named Rxurm Ironwiser. The trading post is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the trading post. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Days Store [+] The Wiley Days Store is a large, clean-looking shop. The building faces north with a brick storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient mindflayer named Trell'toor. The shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shop. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Princess Inc. [+] The Gray Princess Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking transportation. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a cautious hobgoblin named Broten Rantbasher. The transportation is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Hops Shoppe [+] The Twin Hops Shoppe is a normal sized, tidy-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, tiny windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a pacifistic kobold named Bap. The alchemy shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere, you smell a foul smell, and you hear a dog barking. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Tree Public Library [+] The Slumbering Tree Public Library is a large, dirty-looking library. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a clumsy mindflayer named Blotra. The library is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the library. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Turkey Shop [+] The Tired Turkey Shop is a normal sized, cluttered-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northeast with many windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered lycanthrope named Dan Castridge. The alchemy shop is known for inexpensive prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you hear silence, and you see a two headed chicken wandering around. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Chipped Cock Inc. [+] The Chipped Cock Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking theater. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a few windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a cowed mindflayer named Enre. The theater is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the theater. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Nomad Bath House [+] The Wild Nomad Bath House is a huge, packed-looking bath house. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy hobgoblin named Xrun Rockshredder. The bath house is known for varying prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you smell soap and flowers, and you hear soft music. There are 4 customers in the bath house. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Cloak Dry Goods [+] The Colored Cloak Dry Goods is a huge, cluttered-looking grocery store. The building faces northwest with a stone storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a patriotic lycanthrope named Dan Browncroft. The grocery store is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the grocery store. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Greyhound Inc. [+] The Whistling Greyhound Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking tack shop. The building faces east with clean windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical kobold named Tean. The tack shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the tack shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.