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Welcome to Larchford!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 2,177
  • Children: 44.28% (964)
  • Elderly: 1.47% (32)

Racial Breakdown

  • 680 half-orc (31.2%)
  • 477 gnome (21.9%)
  • 299 elf (13.7%)
  • 260 dwarf (11.9%)
  • 242 half-elf (11.1%)
  • 192 half-dwarf (8.8%)
  • 27 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 98 Businesses
  • 281 Specialists
  • 276 Residences

Summary [-]

Larchford is a town in the Lower Trelakubia Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (6,019/sq km), covers 0.36 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 677 meters.

Climate [-]

Larchford has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally chilly with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is clear.

Astronomy [-]

Larchford sees a binary star overhead: Uuron, a large orange star and Lunuri, a large white star. Larchford also has a single moon: Sinodo, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive asteroid belt that has been around for millenia, a massive black hole that has been around for centuries, and an imposing supernova that has been around for only a few years.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a destroyed slate palisade that is 3 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.32 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Larchford; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt tracks in a linear pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, education, trade, professional, industry, and civic.

Government [-]

Larchford is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as surprisingly skillful. Officials in Larchford are often seen as virtuous and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Larchford in the region is negligible due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Larchford is ruled by President Drizgog Headkiller The Black. The President has been in power far longer than should be allowed and is loved by the people. There is minor opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained through vague threats and a constant state of fear.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is unheard of. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.70% of the population (37 adults).

Military [-]

Larchford has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 326 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 157 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 10 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and destroyed palisade, Larchford is admirably fortified. Larchford fighters are much maligned for their use of shortbows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Larchford is currently healthy.

Resources [-]

Larchford is known for the following resources:

  • An old fort inhabited by wild scorpions that are avoided by witches. Rumors tell of a chest containing platinum in a tomb nearby.
  • Dangerous woodpecker descents that are avoided by kittens.
  • Poisonous cobra quivers that are frequented by vampires. Ghabu Neckbreaker The Brave said rumors tell of a stash of copper buried near there.
  • Abundant amber mines that are visited frequently by locals.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • A long time ago, the constable of Whitebridge Falls lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day an evil lich named Grogab Headsnapper took over the town. The constable tried to kill Grogab Headsnapper, but were caught. Along came a hero named Jamry Stoore, who was a valiant knight. Jamry had the thought to slay the lich by killing the lich while she slept. When Jamry Stoore faced the lich, Jamry Stoore killed the lich and rescued the hostages.

Events [-]

Larchford is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Danic Petrrell.
  • Someone stole my bracelet. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Enthul for more details.
  • Ama Prettybarrel has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Oestios Rainspire.
  • Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. Discretion required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Obs Armcrusher.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward available. Contact Jam Tramidge.
  • Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Ulorin Wheelforge if interested.
  • imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a secret. Contact Kiawan Tinkercog if intrigued.
  • taste tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Lik if interested.
  • brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Anka.
  • Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Donic Bernanson.
  • Help Wanted: grog tester wanted. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Jo Whitengham.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Serine Montatan for further details.

People [-]

The people in Larchford accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dellenlas Bannisorrow is a female elf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled illuminator. She appears contrarian.
  • Blishakh Skullcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent engineer. She appears jolly.
  • Filrigaen Meadowsight is a female elf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled rugmaker. She appears cowed.
  • Beaton Gearfuel is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre entertainer. She appears violent.
  • Grimkon Forgebarrel is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted baker. She appears accusatory.
  • Illrigava Bannigale is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a skilled furrier. She appears grieving.
  • Balbin Holythrone is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned jailer. It appears thick.
  • Belrigava Heartsorrow is a male elf who is known in the world as being a renowned tinker. He appears conspirational.
  • Nin Thermobit is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted ship captain. He appears trusting.
  • Larartssa Winterdawn is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled armorer. She appears flirtatious.
  • Drobor Crunchbreeches is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent plasterer. He appears accusatory.
  • Daney Kleinland is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled lumberjack. He appears mopey.
  • Tom Fusefiz is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a decent mercenary. He appears melancholy.
  • Davic Blackworth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted bounty hunter. She appears guilty.
  • Mickic Tramall is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent sage. She appears forgetful.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Tgog Rockshadow, a gosipy female hobgoblin. She is a bard who is here to buy supplies.
  • Adason Wizzwink, a mocking female gnome. She is a bard who is delivering a message to a merchant.
  • Astersha Ragecloud, a fatalistic male minotaur. He is a wizard who is following a message from an angel.
  • Muk Metalkill, a jesterly female oddball. She is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
  • Grunmir Gravelaxe, a mopey male dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Kemt Darkbasher, a gluttonous male goblin. He is a warrior who is finding a long-lost sibling.
  • Kzomd Wormkill, a mopey female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Ilyriganae Longhand, a greedy female drow. She is an expert who is finding a missing map.
  • Snororin Pearldoor, a grieving female oddball. She is a bard who is finding a long-lost parent.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Larchford:

  • The Yellow Elves Garbage Lot [+]
  • The Tattered Tree Hall [+]
  • The Lecherous Pig Blowers [+]
  • The Frosted Hatchet General Goods [+]
  • The Refuge Giant Inc. [+]
  • The Dry Helix Shop [+]
  • The Merry Monkey Pub [+]
  • The Deepwater Devil Temple [+]
  • The Ripped Hops Inc. [+]
  • The Purple Iron Arena [+]
  • The Ugly Maiden Designs [+]
  • The Drifting Tree Arena [+]
  • The Grimy Beauty Ceramics [+]
  • The Playful Maiden Youth Hostel [+]
  • The Squalid Wolfhound Shoes [+]