Welcome to Port Bydine Pines!

Port Bydine Pines is known for the following resources:

• A haunted tower inhabited by carnivorous caterpillars that are visited frequently by zombies. Kzzar Laughdamn said rumors tell of piles of penis sheathes in a well.
• Substantial primal rubber trees that are visited frequently by gru. The locals speak of bags of monkey wrenches buried near there.
• Vast hemp fields that are frequented by kittens. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes in a nearby pit.

• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen painting. Reward available. Contact Alli Electroscope.
• grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Yop.
• Missing lucky stone. We suspect imps are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Xuadr Greatkill.
• Help! I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Kil'ith.
• Bored? I'm looking for rare feral cats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Prior experience required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mods Oozemouth to learn more.
• Jam Carore has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Aletaen Keenriver.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Faeartlleu Hunithsun.
• Looking for work? Someone stole my tomatoes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jamry Jacking.
• imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Rxun Ranthowl.
• wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Must be clean. Contact Pot if interested.
• Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Dabgu Mokkiller.

• Snorbul Goodhand is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled barber. She appears thick.
• Tol Farbot is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent messenger. He appears smitten.
• Perco Grubtender is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled coach driver. He appears jesterly.
• Car Fusescope is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled coach driver. She appears vengeful.
• Thorgar Broadback is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled bookbinder. She appears gosipy.
• Balmir Roarbeard is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked jailer. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Mickes Cores is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled dyer. He appears attentive.
• Rhus Legnor is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled tinker. He appears shifty.
• Poel Wetbottom is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled navigator. She appears smug.
• Hew Wizzgauge is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre maidservant. He appears insecure.
• Mal Crazywick is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled ship captain. He appears cowed.
• Bab Tinkergauge is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a legendary interpreter. She appears helpful.
• Donry Franinson is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre chickenbutcher. She appears jesterly.
• Co Brushmap is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre official. He appears lovelorn.

• Per Bandabrook, a scattered male halfling. He is a monk who is finding work as a spy.
• Gabby Cogglebit, a pious female gnome. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Dones Brahews, a melancholy female half-orc. She is a rogue who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Hewby Cobblebun, a gambling male gnome. He is a fighter who is on a mission from the gods.

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Bydine Pines:

• The Dry Riverside Shop [+] The Dry Riverside Shop is a small, neat-looking cobblershop. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a clumsy gnome named Arn Thermobolt. The cobblershop is known for moderate prices for the goods there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear a kitten mewing, and you smell scent of leather. There is 1 customer in the cobblershop. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Bag Candle Maker [+] The Seven Bag Candle Maker is an average sized, packed-looking illuminator. The building faces southwest with two windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a helpful halfling named Pone Weatherfield. The illuminator is known for varying prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the illuminator. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Clowns [+] The Fired Clowns is a huge, messy-looking ropemaker. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a homesick half-elf named Don Wilorth. The ropemaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the ropemaker. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Hen Kennels [+] The Voluptuous Hen Kennels is an average sized, damp-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces northwest with two windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an embittered dwarf named Snorond Thudbaker. The slaughterhouse is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the slaughterhouse. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Three Money Lenders [+] The Elven Three Money Lenders is a small, orderly-looking bank. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by an impatient half-orc named DaDoney Morinson. The bank is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 5 customers in the bank. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Willow Inc. [+] The Dancing Willow Inc. is a huge, cluttered-looking wagon yard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a lap board storefront, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nihilistic dwarf named Ulbor Clawboot. The wagon yard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the wagon yard. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Cavern Inc. [+] The Greasy Cavern Inc. is a normal sized, neat-looking transportation. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, two windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a nosy gnome named Hamwan Wizzfiz. The transportation is known for fair prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Octopus Bakery [+] The Smiling Octopus Bakery is a normal sized, clean-looking bakery. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a mopey gnome named Airette Electrofiz. The bakery is known for slightly high prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear yelling in the back of the store, you see fresh rolls, and you smell scent fresh bread. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Fireplace Inc. [+] The Rusty Fireplace Inc. is a large, filthy-looking stable. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and round windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a healthy half-elf named Mickey Casll. The stable is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the stable. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen House Inc. [+] The Fallen House Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking tile shop. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely half-orc named Jamry Francbrook. The tile shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Dungeon Inc. [+] The Flaming Dungeon Inc. is an average sized, orderly-looking dock. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Hilda Shorttalker. The dock is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Goblins Hostel [+] The Wooden Goblins Hostel is an average sized, dusty-looking inn. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Davey Whitemell. The inn is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the inn. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Mug Inc. [+] The Fallen Mug Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking tile shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty half-orc named Rak Neckkiller. The tile shop is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Friends Harnesses [+] The Guinea Friends Harnesses is a large, dusty-looking harness maker. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and no windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a healthy half-orc named Mickry Brownford. The harness maker is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the harness maker. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.