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Welcome to Edmonddine!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 3,269
  • Children: 28.88% (944)
  • Elderly: 12.48% (408)

Racial Breakdown

  • 2,053 half-orc (62.8%)
  • 664 elf (20.3%)
  • 344 half-elf (10.5%)
  • 128 gnome (3.9%)
  • 47 other (1.4%)
  • 33 halfling (1%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 118 Businesses
  • 452 Specialists
  • 417 Residences

Summary [-]

Edmonddine is a town in the Conaran Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile town is moderately populated (5,889/sq km), covers 0.56 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 844 meters.

Climate [-]

Edmonddine has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally mild with minor variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Edmonddine sees a binary star overhead: Uuj, an average yellow star and Lul, a large red star. Edmonddine also has a single moon: Sinoka, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive supernova that has been around for decades, a massive nebula that has been around for all eternity, and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a solid marble fence that is 12 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.73 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Edmonddine; no roads are major. The city is lined with smooth cobblestone paths in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, fine shops, shops, and industry.

Government [-]

Edmonddine is governed through a communist government, where the state plans and controls the economy and a single party holds power. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Edmonddine are often seen as reasonable and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Edmonddine in the region is declining due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Edmonddine is ruled by Prime Minister Nop. The Prime Minister has been in power for a few months and is honored by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained by unwavering supporters.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.71% of the population (56 adults).

Military [-]

Edmonddine has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 490 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 204 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 20 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and solid fence, Edmonddine is admirably fortified. Edmonddine fighters are much maligned for their use of composite bows in battle. They are ridiculed for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Edmonddine is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

Edmonddine is known for the following resources:

  • A creepy cave inhabited by tame kangaroos that are frequented by zombies. Belita Grimkos said somoeone said someone found piles of iron maidens in a dungeon.
  • Coconut plantations that are frequented by unicorns. Chattars Summeroak said one might dig up a chest containing rubies in a dungeon.
  • Carnivorous beaver colonies that are hunted by gru. One might dig up a stash of iron maidens in a dungeon.
  • A haunted shrine inhabited by tame bees that are hunted by gru.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the days of yore, a spirit named Klonrr hunted the swamps. Some say that if you face her, you will be driven mad.
  • Legends tell of Snorrun's Deck of cards, a possessed deck of cards with the ability to find any item. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • Many years ago, the royals of Yellowtle lived in harmony. Things were always nice, but one day a ghoul named Yerzor heh Khalzin kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to kill Yerzor heh Khalzin, but were caught. Along came a hero named Hamlin Thermobolt, who was a skilled storyteller. Hamlin had the thought to slay the ghoul by killing the ghoul while he slept. When Hamlin Thermobolt faced the ghoul, Hamlin Thermobolt banished Yerzor heh Khalzin.

Events [-]

Edmonddine is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Bored? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hazunk Bonecracker.
  • armor tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Balrun Lumbereye.
  • Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. Guild membership required. Contact Zub Giantbeast.
  • Help Wanted: brawling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Ghezin fe Ghezin.
  • Needed: Ghrira has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Jamey Bernaick.
  • Wanted: Looking for work? carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact S'herzin fe Gheal.
  • Help Needed: I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gkutexn Ghosttmouth.
  • Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen painting. Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ozsum Necknor.
  • Help! Hearty souls needed to recover stolen holy symbol. Will reward you with a land deed. No previous experience required. Contact Junnk Fusebit.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Guk Oakfang.
  • Missing magic candle. We suspect feral cats are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact Haariglleu Bluerisen if interested.
  • Need a change of pace? I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Rrobbub Headsnapper for more information.

People [-]

The people in Edmonddine ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Adavariyn Jadeblaze is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent blacksmith. He appears jesterly.
  • Torvin Tiddlywink is an androgynous gnome who is known in the city as being a decent herbalist. It appears chatty.
  • Kiaina Tiddlygadget is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent scribe. He appears boastful.
  • Dan Clayrell is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled actor. It appears greedy.
  • Belhiatel Myrthdawn is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted copyist. She appears mocking.
  • Dav Stanll is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent butcher. He appears quiet.
  • Larartthil Eytherlight is a male elf who is known in the city as being a decent laborer. He appears nihilistic.
  • Mal Fusegauge is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre deputy. She appears idealistic.
  • Jun Thermosprocket is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a gifted artist. She appears healthy.
  • Jory Colerton is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled wagoneer. He appears gambling.
  • Larelllleu Eyllisdawn is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent miller. She appears cowed.
  • El Smoothtoe is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled tilemaker. She appears beligerent.
  • Tomson Wobbbit is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled watercarrier. He appears violent.
  • Don Stantt is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent priest. She appears nosy.
  • Alalantars Goldenbreeze is a female elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled smith. She appears gosipy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Jamic Andrean, a treasure-obsessed male human. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Alliwan Wobbbolt, a jolly female gnome. She is a druid who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Darellai Dewwing, a territorial female half-elf. She is a warrior who is traveling the world as a missionary.
  • Mobbok Headsnapper, an egotistical female half-orc. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Joes Rosenidge, a prejudiced female half-dwarf. She is a druid who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Aeslenlleu Mistglider, a self-obsessed male elf. He is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Daves Clayore, an outlandish male half-elf. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a trader.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Edmonddine:

  • The Severed Cup Timber Mill [+]
  • The Drinking Hen House [+]
  • The Sleeping Fig Inc. [+]
  • The Flaming Princess Inc. [+]
  • The Stowaway Knife House of Colors [+]
  • The Mad Imps Shop [+]
  • The Wobblin' Boar Construction [+]
  • The Splintered Rock Healing House [+]
  • The Frosted Flask General Goods [+]
  • The Empty Heart Tap House [+]
  • The Green Hops Pots [+]
  • The Whirling Tree Inc. [+]
  • The Slippery Jane Fabrics [+]
  • The Randy Halfling Correctional Centre [+]
  • The Voluptuous Rock Meats [+]