Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,295
- Children: 14.13% (183)
- Elderly: 22.93% (297)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,263 half-elf (97.5%)
- 19 other (1.4%)
- 13 halfling (1%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 67 Businesses
- 141 Specialists
- 162 Residences
Summary [-]
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Old Graftber is known for the following resources:
- A magical tower inhabited by carnivorous kangaroos that are hunted by locals. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing iron maidens in a dungeon.
- A creepy grave yard inhabited by poisonous kittens that are frequented by locals. The locals speak of a stash of gold in a nearby pit.
- A magical shrine inhabited by vampire kittens that are frequented by magic users. Rumors tell of bags of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
- Scant ancient fruit fields that are feared by zombies. One might dig up piles of monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- In times past, a hag wandered the field. Villagers say that the hag will ask a favor of you, then give you a gift if you are nice.
- Legends tell of Ghabal's Fiddle, a special fiddle with the knack to grant wishes. It was never recovered.
- In the days of yore, the townsfolk of Hayvista thrived. Things were always nice, but one day an evil serial killer named Wat slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to stop the serial killer, but were caught. Along came a hero named Bon Triggerwink, who was an expert bowman. Bon had a plan to trick the serial killer by killing the serial killer while she slept. When Bon Triggerwink faced the serial killer, Bon Triggerwink defeated Wat and rescued Hayvista.
- Long, long ago, the constable of LeHambford lived in peace. Things were good, but one day Bat the demon stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to kill Bat, but didn't get close. Along came a ogre named Pok Oakmane, who was an expert bowman. Pok had an idea to slay the demon by using magic to banish it. When Pok Oakmane faced the demon, Pok Oakmane defeated Bat and rescued LeHambford.
- Legends tell of Wot's Beans, a special beans with the capability to summon demons. It mysteriously disappeared.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome derros required. Will pay in gold. Contact Jam Dilford if intrigued.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jat.
- Wanted: Bored? Aleellava Shadenight has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Guild membership required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Apan Athtalon for more details.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen golden skill. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Adagan Dwarfarm if interested.
- Help Wanted: Bard seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Tgun Laughdoom.
- Wanted: Cleric seeks apprentice. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a secret. Contact Bibgag Legcracker.
- Want to earn some quick coin? ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bladdrog Boneripper.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jo Clayand.
- Looking for something new? A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. Contact Tilra to learn more.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Abarun Broadplate if interested.
- Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Jo VanCasing.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Donic Cargan is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre teamster. He appears intimidated.
- Adagrin Kaesearrow is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled actor. She appears loud.
- Sermirado Marfur is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent tavern. She appears grieving.
- Falnelline Silvereye is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bookbinder. He appears intimidating.
- Per Hillletters is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ostler. She appears intimidated.
- Mickey Berhouse is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted baker. He appears territorial.
- Serine Silvermind is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled potter. She appears vengeful.
- Donic Sheett is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned woodworker. She appears authoritarian.
- Beine Plumpcobble is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre harness maker. He appears territorial.
- Codine Sproutmidas is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a mediocre smith. She appears conspirational.
- Per Chubbdigger is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent messenger. She appears nervous.
- Ilyellaen Kindgale is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled collier. She appears patriotic.
- Joic Giacoand is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned tavern. He appears authoritarian.
- Dan Robertcombe is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled actor. He appears intimidating.
Travelers [-]
- Malbardne Slyfox, a greedy male halfling. He is a warrior who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
- Donry Rosenill, a violent female half-elf. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
- Ilvartel Starweave, a scattered male half-elf. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
- Falmira Firegulas, a lovelorn male halfling. He is a paladin who is traveling with an expidition.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Old Graftber:
- The Robber Peacock Inc. [+]
- The Frozen Riverside Fine Books [+]
- The Refuge Oarhouse Inc. [+]
- The Flaming Bucket Inc. [+]
- The Slumbering Hatchet Study [+]
- The Last Widowers Hats Shop [+]
- The Fawning Cavern Inc. [+]
- The Wistful Hatchet Outlet [+]
- The Wandering Thug Furs [+]
- The Twisted Boar Enchanters [+]
- The Glaring Knife Inc. [+]
- The Dancing Fox Inc. [+]
- The Surly Oarhouse Union #101 [+]
- The Colored Frog General Mechandise [+]