Welcome to Lambdew!

Lambdew is known for the following resources:

• A magical cave inhabited by vampire kangaroos that are frequented by magic users. Rumors tell of piles of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
• Clay deposits that are avoided by townspeople. Tomita Fuseblast said one might find bags of penis sheathes buried near there.
• Many crow murders that are frequented by travelers. Throond Lightningback said one might dig up bags of emeralds in a well.
• A blessed mine inhabited by tame parrots that are feared by kittens. Danry Wilard said one might find a stash of saphires hidden around somewhere.

• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mogros Stormmane for further details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Guild membership required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grinrall.
• Help Needed: woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Nbadr Wormbone for further details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome homuncului required. Serious inquiries only. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Jamry Wilen.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Danry Staen.
• Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Mzar Evilshadow for further details.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Rot for more details.
• non-lethal poison tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dobel Oaktooth.
• taste tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Errigtel Hawkstar if interested.
• Looking for something new? derros-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Safety not guaranteed. Must be clean. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Gwaelltel Hawksight to learn more.
• Looking for work? Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect mephits are the culprit. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Tomxie Wizzgadget for further details.
• Help! Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Erhiaai Frostsworn.
• onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Wiz Fusefuel to learn more.

• Mickry MacCarton is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent doctor. He appears cowed.
• Arbor Darkcavern is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent chickenbutcher. It appears smitten.
• Donic Stanman is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned coach driver. She appears idealistic.
• Adahiatars Arkeneasong is a female elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre outfitter. She appears grieving.
• Durgin Blackbelly is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled glassmaker. He appears efficient.
• Davic Gilston is an androgynous human who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled official. It appears shifty.
• Balril Opalchisel is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent baker. She appears prejudiced.
• Daney Colne is a female human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled engineer. She appears resentful.
• Drodor Dwarfeye is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled messenger. He appears exhausted.
• Joey Benall is a female human who is known in the region as being a gifted blacksmith. She appears efficient.
• Falorin Lionshoulder is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled jailer. It appears scattered.
• Ruddsh Neckcrusher is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled ostler. It appears patronizing.
• Jo Giacoworth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled cobbler. She appears authoritarian.
• Joic Matson is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted astrologer. He appears quiet.
• Garmir Graniteblood is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled miller. She appears lonely.
• Nhun Legcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled deputy. He appears territorial.

• Jun Triggerblast, a lonely female gnome. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Grimnir Paperslasher, a mopey female dwarf. She is an expert who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Zhogg Mokcrusher, a fatalistic female half-orc. She is an expert who is fleeing the law.
• Kzbok Ogrecutter, an outlandish male goblin. He is a rogue who is doing something questionable.
• Vessrall, a fashion concious male mindflayer. He is a bard who is seeing the world.
• Abador Waveplate, a worrying male dwarf. He is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Xtbok Greatmurder, an efficient male goblin. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Naradr Dreadbone, a healthy female hobgoblin. She is a wizard who is traveling with an important person.
• Mickey Chaell, a skeptical female human. She is a rogue who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Dan Dilford, a nosy male human. He is a commoner who is doing something secret.
• Mal Swiftfingers, a self-obsessed female halfling. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lambdew:

• The Laughing Hammer Hatters [+] The Laughing Hammer Hatters is a large, disgusting-looking hat shop. The building faces northeast with small windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a deluded half-dwarf named Danes Bartomell. The hat shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the hat shop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Murdered Thunderbird Inc. is a large, orderly-looking tavern. The building faces south with a brick storefront, two windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an intimidated dwarf named Garmir Onyxbrooch. The tavern is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Kettles Outlet [+] The Wiley Kettles Outlet is a small, tidy-looking shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smug human named Davry Harwell. The shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shop. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Axehandle Force [+] The Dirty Axehandle Force is a small, smelly-looking barrack. The building faces northeast with large windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a skeptical half-dwarf named Davic Davidhews. The barrack is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear voices, you smell sweat and beer, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 5 customers in the barrack. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Thunderbird Shoppe [+] The Tired Thunderbird Shoppe is a huge, packed-looking alchemy shop. The building faces south with a stone storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a gambling dwarf named Borbul Crystaleye. The alchemy shop is known for steep prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell a foul smell, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you hear silence. There are 3 customers in the alchemy shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Well Lumberyard [+] The Salty Well Lumberyard is a typical sized, dirty-looking lumberyard. The building faces southeast with two windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy half-orc named Davic Marbrook. The lumberyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the lumberyard. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Pony Wainwright [+] The Lazy Pony Wainwright is a large, dusty-looking cartwright. The building faces north with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed half-dwarf named Morond Saltmine. The cartwright is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Silver Rugs [+] The Weary Silver Rugs is an average sized, packed-looking rugmaker. The building faces east with a mud storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed dwarf named Uldal Feastforge. The rugmaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the rugmaker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Dungeon Hats Shop [+] The Lascivious Dungeon Hats Shop is a small, neat-looking hat shop. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a smug human named Don Claytone. The hat shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 5 customers in the hat shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Horse Inc. [+] The Crooked Horse Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking smokehouse. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, clean windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Brorin Brightbrooch. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the smokehouse. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Princess Candle Maker [+] The Seven Princess Candle Maker is a small, filthy-looking illuminator. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an idealistic halfling named Fal Hillgalow. The illuminator is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Cock Bindary [+] The Shining Cock Bindary is a large, cluttered-looking bookbinder. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken elf named Gwatai Goldleaf. The bookbinder is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 4 customers in the bookbinder. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Fig Fine Books [+] The Frozen Fig Fine Books is a large, damp-looking bookstore. The building faces south with tiny windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a smitten half-dwarf named Jam Carmell. The bookstore is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Six Rock Dry Dock [+] The Six Rock Dry Dock is a large, smelly-looking shipyard. The building faces east with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a territorial dwarf named Grumnir Smokeneck. The shipyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the shipyard. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Black Ivy Inc. [+] The Black Ivy Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking law enforcement. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a jesterly half-orc named Rragg Legnor. The law enforcement is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the law enforcement. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Twins Inc. [+] The Golden Twins Inc. is a huge, clean-looking transportation. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a deluded half-orc named Dash Armkiller. The transportation is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.