Welcome to Upper Coonburg!

Upper Coonburg is known for the following resources:

• An ancient cave inhabited by vampire dragons that are visited frequently by locals.
• Magical bamboo stands that are hunted by unicorns.
• Ancient rubber trees that are frequented by magic users.
• An old grave yard inhabited by vampire beavers that are frequented by locals. One might find piles of copper in a well.
• Scant tame peacock musters that are visited frequently by locals. One might find a chest containing saphires hidden around somewhere.

• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dak Eaglenut.
• Someone stole my golden skill. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Gragl Headkiller.
• Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Faldo Hotgold if interested.
• goblin wranglin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Xuus Ghosttwiser.
• Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bellenanae Shademight.
• Looking for something new? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ceelak for more details.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalzor fe Khalzor.
• Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward available. Contact Daduk Oakclaw.
• Required: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Experienced professionals only. Reward available. Contact Durmir Bittereye if intrigued.
• I'm looking for rare imps, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Must be clean. Reward available. Contact Dan Bartoin.
• Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Mickic Simonett.
• Danes Simonwood has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Iltanae Maerncloak.
• Required: Looking for work? Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Wouth.

• Joes Bartoin is a female human who is known in the city as being a skilled rugmaker. She appears giddy.
• Jam Shene is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre plasterer. He appears shifty.
• Joe VanDilore is a female human who is known in the city as being a decent innkeeper. She appears smug.
• Dav Harter is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked spicemerchant. She appears gosipy.
• Mickry Staham is a female human who is known in the city as being a gifted doctor. She appears vengeful.
• Donry Casne is a male human who is known in the world as being a renowned woodworker. He appears egotistical.
• Skarim Greenforge is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled undertaker. She appears lonely.
• Thorbul Paperriver is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled armorer. She appears jaded.
• Brodal Claysmasher is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre chickenbutcher. She appears impatient.
• Jory Marand is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted ship captain. He appears gluttonous.
• Don Goodll is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre furrier. He appears cautious.
• Jamic Kleinon is a female human who is known in the city as being a gifted weaponsmith. She appears nosy.
• Donic Wilville is a male human who is known in the world as being a decent timberwright. He appears boastful.
• Jory Clayson is a male human who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears cowed.
• Jamic Casll is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent bookseller. He appears easily offended.
• Davey Briall is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a legendary professor. She appears patriotic.

• Hilne Leaman, a jesterly male halfling. He is an expert who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Chief Rubuzg Backnor, an authoritarian male half-orc. He is a bard who is doing something nefarious.
• Arnir Talonfighter, a jesterly male dwarf. He is an adept who is on a mission from the gods.
• Jamic VanBartoes, a solemn male half-orc. He is a wizard who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• LeDone Benson, a skeptical male human. He is a cleric who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Don Rosenman, a spiteful male half-orc. He is a druid who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Mickry Jamewell, a battle-ready male human. He is a druid who is seeking revenge.
• Sharrog Legcracker, an impatient male half-orc. He is a commoner who is finding a missing treasure.
• Cotkey Gearfuel, an idealistic male gnome. He is a ranger who is doing something secret.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Coonburg:

• The Playful Frog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Frog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, disgusting-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Danes Claywood. The bucklery is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bucklery. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Beauty Pub [+] The Merry Beauty Pub is a small, damp-looking brewery. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smitten human named Dave Barworth. The brewery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you hear people singing, you smell hops and grain, and you see piles of grain. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Priest Inc. [+] The Crimson Priest Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking warehouse. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an exhausted human named Mick Colsone. The warehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the warehouse. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The New Imps Inc. [+] The New Imps Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking studio. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty human named Dane Martington. The studio is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the studio. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Cat Inc. [+] The Nomadic Cat Inc. is a large, tidy-looking weaver. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, many windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy human named Donic Petrerson. The weaver is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the weaver. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Pig Shoppe [+] The Tired Pig Shoppe is an average sized, messy-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and many windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a homesick half-dwarf named Skaag Deepstone. The alchemy shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see a two headed chicken wandering around, you smell damp earth, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Snake Leather Goods [+] The Guinea Snake Leather Goods is an average sized, filthy-looking harness maker. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidated half-dwarf named Mickry Caston. The harness maker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the harness maker. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Willow Inc. [+] The Fallen Willow Inc. is a large, packed-looking tile shop. The building faces southwest with clean windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cautious half-dwarf named Mick Jackrough. The tile shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Three Inc. [+] The Fawning Three Inc. is a small, neat-looking sawmill. The building faces northeast with a wood storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish human named Mick Davsone. The sawmill is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you see stacks of wood. There are 5 customers in the sawmill. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Lotus Inc. [+] The Dancing Lotus Inc. is a typical sized, damp-looking wagon yard. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cautious human named Dav Bartoell. The wagon yard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the wagon yard. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Silver Jewelers [+] The Drowned Silver Jewelers is a normal sized, tidy-looking jewelery store. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a conspirational half-dwarf named Dane Gilwood. The jewelery store is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the jewelery store. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Clowns Scribe [+] The Blind Clowns Scribe is a large, orderly-looking copyoffice. The building faces south with tiny windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a forgetful half-dwarf named Grunrin Grandmansion. The copyoffice is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Road Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Road Wine Shoppe is a huge, dirty-looking vinyard. The building faces north with small windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an intimidating half-dwarf named Skarun Brightback. The vinyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Snake Docs [+] The Grimy Snake Docs is a huge, tidy-looking boat for hire. The building faces north with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Jory Staning. The boat for hire is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the boat for hire. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Open Cat Firepit [+] The Open Cat Firepit is a small, disgusting-looking firepit. The building faces southeast with three windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely half-dwarf named Jamic Jameill. The firepit is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Urchin Enchanters [+] The Twisted Urchin Enchanters is a huge, dirty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a cowed half-dwarf named Davic Simonield. The alchemy shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you see strange bottles and tubes everywhere, you smell a foul smell, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There is 1 customer in the alchemy shop. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.