Welcome to Bad Harbar!

Bad Harbar is known for the following resources:

• Carnivorous kitten glarings that are avoided by kittens.
• An old castle inhabited by defenseless apes that are feared by kittens.
• Dangerous peacock musters that are avoided by zombies. The locals speak of a stash of iron maidens in a well.
• Rare guano banks that are hunted by wenches. One might find a chest containing monkey wrenches hidden around somewhere.
• Cormorant flights that are frequented by children.

• Needed: Skagar Forgeroad has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Alaellaen Frostchaser if interested.
• Help! co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Guap Oakroot.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. References required. Reward is a secret. Contact Kok Bladehand.
• Need a change of pace? Missing tiara. We suspect brain moles are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Uap Oxclaw.
• quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Dobel Boartooth.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. No previous experience required. Contact Chtu'k'morn.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Kibal Bearnut if interested.
• Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Yat if intrigued.
• Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Skaorin Earthnose.
• co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Beakey Thermobolt if interested.
• Looking for something new? taste tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Snorkon Ivorymill.
• Wanted: Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Tratzok Backkiller.
• Someone stole my peg leg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact S'herzin ahn Khalssen.
• Need a change of pace? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Rugunk Cleaverbasher.
• Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grumril Ironbridge.
• whiskey tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Durbul Cruncheye.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Co Suncloak for more details.
• Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shovel. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Darnalaen Myrthform.
• Someone stole my chalice. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Zrodd Neckcracker The Cruel.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Larnalai Cyredwaker.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghezin teh Khalzor if intrigued.

• Ulbul Wavecavern is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent copyist. She appears exhausted.
• Bondan Rocketfiz is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a legendary herbalist. She appears trusting.
• Gilvin Thermosprocket is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a decent tilemaker. She appears thick.
• Borkon Platinumgrieve is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent armorer. She appears contrarian.
• Gadra Mascaller is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a skilled maidservant. She appears nosy.
• Dave Marman is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked saddler. He appears smitten.
• Grimdor Whitehammer is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled trader. She appears intimidated.
• Jenlita Tinkergadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled chandler. She appears territorial.
• Cot Triggerblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked copyist. She appears grieving.
• Grunkon Clayback is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bookbinder. She appears intimidated.
• Don Shesford is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned furrier. He appears vengeful.
• Dav Simonter is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled mason. She appears intimidated.
• Kyrma Stonebreaker is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled sage. He appears battle-ready.
• Helaru Clawsinger is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a skilled scabbardmaker. She appears self-obsessed.
• Gorrim Rubykeep is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled adventurer. He appears mocking.
• Mick Davidord is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre weaver. He appears fashion concious.
• Grunmir Brandybaker is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked hatmaker. He appears mocking.
• Ganthion Quillsoult is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a skilled haymerchant. She appears xenophobic.
• Beaita Rocketjet is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked outfitter. She appears loud.
• Tomina Gyroblast is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled woodcarver. He appears prejudiced.
• Magaan Stormmane is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent harness maker. He appears efficient.
• Throdor Quartzkeg is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled teamster. He appears intimidating.
• Dan Franan is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent messenger. He appears fatalistic.
• Gilmida Cogglefiz is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre laborer. He appears greedy.
• Durdin Forgeback is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled cobbler. It appears thick.
• Agdon Orsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent handyman. She appears gluttonous.

• Car, a trusting male kobold. He is a paladin who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Grimond Marbleear, a prejudiced male dwarf. He is a warrior who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Dav Bartoter, a flirtatious male human. He is an adept who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Gwatlas Shadeoak, a grieving female elf. She is a commoner who is doing something questionable.
• Lik, a smug female kobold. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Tgexn Laughwiser, a beligerent male bugbear. He is an expert who is finding a missing treasure.
• Balgan Carbonnose, a healthy male dwarf. He is a monk who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Erellanae Whiteeye, a homesick male elf. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
• Gozlak, a mocking female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Balrim Thudbrooch, an unreliable female dwarf. She is a fighter who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Abaartthil Rivernight, a thick female half-elf. She is a commoner who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Tol Tossfox, a trusting female halfling. She is a fighter who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Donic Chriser, a guarded male lycanthrope. He is a bard who is delivering a message to a thug.
• Morgar Coldtable, a jesterly male dwarf. He is a wizard who is following rediscovered ancient lore.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Harbar:

• The Colored Frogs Dry Goods [+] The Colored Frogs Dry Goods is an average sized, smelly-looking grocery store. The building faces south with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a self-obsessed minotaur named Foosdra Icekos. The grocery store is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the grocery store. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Frog Candle Maker [+] The Severed Frog Candle Maker is a small, packed-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and round windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a mopey minotaur named Ferdilia Athstrider. The illuminator is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the illuminator. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Skull Healers [+] The Divine Skull Healers is a large, tidy-looking clinic. The building faces north with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Tomwan Geargadget. The clinic is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the clinic. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Flame Farms [+] The Cardinal Flame Farms is a huge, cluttered-looking haymerchant. The building faces northwest with two windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended half-dwarf named Yornir Strongstream. The haymerchant is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the haymerchant. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Last Kettles Hatters [+] The Last Kettles Hatters is a normal sized, packed-looking hat shop. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a clumsy half-dwarf named Brorim Platinummine. The hat shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Bill Elementary School [+] The Furious Bill Elementary School is a large, disgusting-looking school. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an easily offended gnome named Tomgles Gyroscope. The school is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the school. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Last Hole Hats Shop [+] The Last Hole Hats Shop is a typical sized, damp-looking hat shop. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, two windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a forbidding gnome named Car Tiddlyscope. The hat shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Knife Inc. [+] The Ruby Knife Inc. is a huge, packed-looking stable. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a boastful minotaur named Siksoe Whitechaser. The stable is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the stable. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slaughtered Peddler Inc. [+] The Slaughtered Peddler Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an apologetic half-dwarf named Grimag Lightningbeard. The workshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 2 customers in the workshop. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Three Healers [+] The Divine Three Healers is an average sized, disgusting-looking clinic. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gambling gnome named Hewina Wobbbit. The clinic is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Lotus Bath House [+] The Wild Lotus Bath House is a small, orderly-looking bath house. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful half-dwarf named Grumrun Redslasher. The bath house is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear low voices, you smell soap and flowers, and you see naked people walking around. There are 3 customers in the bath house. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Darkroot General Store [+] The Stumpy Darkroot General Store is a huge, damp-looking general store. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a battle-ready gnome named Jen Wizzblast. The general store is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the general store. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Wolfhound Studio [+] The Sterling Wolfhound Studio is a large, packed-looking sculpting house. The building faces southwest with round windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a contrarian half-dwarf named Loril Dragontoe. The sculpting house is known for very high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the sculpting house. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Cock Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wild Cock Inpirationsl Waters is a typical sized, dirty-looking bath house. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable half-dwarf named Mick Baren. The bath house is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you see naked people walking around, you smell soap and flowers, and you hear soft music. There are 4 customers in the bath house. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Yawning Shoppe [+] The Belching Yawning Shoppe is a huge, packed-looking magic shop. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Wizwan Coggleblast. The magic shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The New Heart Shoppe [+] The New Heart Shoppe is a huge, crowded-looking glove shop. The building faces north with a brick storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an apologetic half-dwarf named Balrun Orangerobe. The glove shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the glove shop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Beauty Inc. [+] The Grumbling Beauty Inc. is a normal sized, smelly-looking woodshop. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a battle-ready half-dwarf named Done Whitne. The woodshop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the woodshop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Fig Scribe [+] The Blind Fig Scribe is an average sized, damp-looking copyoffice. The building faces northeast with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an attentive gnome named Ada Gyrosprocket. The copyoffice is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the copyoffice. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Bag Star Gazers [+] The Hilltop Bag Star Gazers is a typical sized, orderly-looking astrologer. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a giddy minotaur named Beauga Wildstride. The astrologer is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 2 customers in the astrologer. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Maiden Scabbards [+] The Greasy Maiden Scabbards is a normal sized, disgusting-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy half-dwarf named Mickic Robertliffe. The scabbard maker is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the scabbard maker. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Thunderbird Arena [+] The Purple Thunderbird Arena is a large, neat-looking bleacher. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous minotaur named Tekan Longwind. The bleacher is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bleacher. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Monk Inc. [+] The Noisy Monk Inc. is a large, messy-looking studio. The building faces north with round windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent half-dwarf named James Kleinrell. The studio is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the studio. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Short Harpoon Bindary [+] The Short Harpoon Bindary is a small, tidy-looking bookbinder. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy minotaur named Telnus Cloudhoof. The bookbinder is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 4 customers in the bookbinder. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Virgin Supplies [+] The Tipsy Virgin Supplies is a typical sized, crowded-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with broken windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smitten gnome named Allirette Electrogauge. The chandlery shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the chandlery shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Hearthstone Clinic [+] The Divine Hearthstone Clinic is a large, smelly-looking clinic. The building faces south with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a thick half-dwarf named Dav Smitherson. The clinic is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the clinic. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Cesspit Bakery [+] The Smiling Cesspit Bakery is a large, messy-looking bakery. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an embittered half-dwarf named Abaag Shinymine. The bakery is known for inexpensive prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear a kitten mewing, you see fresh rolls, and you smell fresh flour. There are 2 customers in the bakery. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.