Welcome to Kirtow!

Kirtow is known for the following resources:

• Tame kitten glarings that are visited frequently by townspeople.
• Bamboo patches that are frequented by travelers. Joey Stoford said one might dig up piles of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
• Creepy pigment banks that are visited frequently by zombies. The locals speak of piles of gold in a nearby pit.
• Defenseless ape troops that are feared by locals.

• Looking for work? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Reward available. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Xuoten Giantgloom.
• Bored? I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Yat for further details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a secret. Contact Blorall.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Discretion required. Will pay in gold. Contact Larttars Featherears if intrigued.
• Needed: Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Must submit to background check. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Davry Franbrook.
• Zobarz Mokripper has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kor Giantmouth.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Haanalanae Wintermight.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Bap.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Trun Greatslay for more information.
• Wanted: Bored? Paladin seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elartthil Hlaestrike.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Donic Casill.
• Bored? Someone stole my jewel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Mick VanRosewell.
• Want to earn some quick coin? tincure tester wanted. Experienced professionals only. Will pay in gold. Contact Naret Rockrot for more information.
• Looking for something new? Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Komn Ironwiser for more information.
• Looking for something new? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jam Blackard.

• Mickey Barsford is an androgynous human who is known in the region as being a skilled glovemaker. It appears jaded.
• Danic Fercombe is a female human who is known in the world as being a decent saddler. She appears gluttonous.
• Joic Beney is a female human who is known in the world as being a gifted artist. She appears forgetful.
• Falrin Kindsmelter is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled librarian. He appears embittered.
• Arnton Thermowink is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a skilled undertaker. He appears clumsy.
• Arn Gearwink is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled leatherworker. He appears jaded.
• Skakon Warmansion is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a legendary potter. He appears lonely.
• Jamey Carield is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled fishmonger. He appears intimidated.
• Alehiaava Longsight is a female elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cartwright. She appears insecure.
• Arbin Bearkeg is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled priest. She appears lovelorn.
• Haanalava Skyrose is a male elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cooper. He appears shifty.
• Percobda Gamcaller is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre tinker. He appears gambling.
• Bororin Saltfighter is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled stablehand. He appears accusatory.
• Ninva Gyrofiz is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled teamster. He appears worrying.
• Joes Brownhouse is a female human who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled armorer. She appears authoritarian.
• Tom Thermofiz is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted outfitter. He appears cowed.
• Gaeleninne Wolfstalker is a female elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled mason. She appears smitten.
• Faeellthil Sunfire is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned handyman. She appears accusatory.

• Aesnallleu Hlaerun, a treasure-obsessed male elf. He is an adept who is fleeing an assassin.
• Doney Wilngham, a vengeful male human. He is a warrior who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Jun Wizzsprocket, an exhausted female gnome. She is an expert who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Faettars Riftsworn, a battle-ready female elf. She is a monk who is finding a missing criminal.
• Ilyrigthil Eylliswhisper, a solemn female elf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.

These establishments worthy of mention in Kirtow:

• The Drinking Bucket Herbalist [+] The Drinking Bucket Herbalist is a normal sized, dirty-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Fally Warmwind. The herbalist shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Horse Primary School [+] The Furious Horse Primary School is a small, disgusting-looking school. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a lovelorn halfling named Elcobne Underbottle. The school is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the school. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Whisper Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Whisper Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, disgusting-looking bucklery. The building faces north with tiny windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a guarded halfling named Beine Tossgalow. The bucklery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bucklery. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Crate Inc. [+] The Rolling Crate Inc. is an average sized, tidy-looking spicemerchant. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a worrying elf named Abatai Winterseeker. The spicemerchant is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the spicemerchant. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Beer Healers [+] The Divine Beer Healers is a typical sized, filthy-looking clinic. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, two windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a forbidding elf named Alehiaiyn Sungazer. The clinic is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the clinic. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Well City Guard [+] The Dirty Well City Guard is a normal sized, packed-looking barrack. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a lonely human named Jo Ferman. The barrack is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There are 3 customers in the barrack. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Dwarves [+] The Naughty Dwarves is a normal sized, orderly-looking glove shop. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving gnome named Junton Tiddlyfuel. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the glove shop. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Hall Legal Partners [+] The Horny Hall Legal Partners is a normal sized, disgusting-looking barrister. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a solemn gnome named Tor Rockettonk. The barrister is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 2 customers in the barrister. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blabbering Goblins Botique [+] The Blabbering Goblins Botique is a huge, smelly-looking magic shop. The building faces south with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a loud gnome named Hamrette Electrocog. The magic shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the magic shop. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Axehandle Inc. [+] The Cloven Axehandle Inc. is a large, clean-looking theater. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a xenophobic dwarf named Lobin Lightfoot. The theater is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Princess General Goods [+] The Frosted Princess General Goods is a typical sized, messy-looking trading post. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Nintsy Wizzbun. The trading post is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the trading post. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Frog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Frog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, damp-looking bucklery. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a drunken gnome named Alli Tinkerblast. The bucklery is known for very high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Hole Inc. [+] The Golden Hole Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking transportation. The building faces south with a stone storefront, many windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an authoritarian gnome named Wiz Tinkerjet. The transportation is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the transportation. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Red Hall Prison [+] The Red Hall Prison is a normal sized, tidy-looking jailhouse. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a gosipy gnome named Giltsy Electrosprocket. The jailhouse is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Cavern Shop [+] The Frosted Cavern Shop is a large, neat-looking trading post. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a shifty halfling named Malne Orwick. The trading post is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the trading post. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Forsaken Axe General Store [+] The Forsaken Axe General Store is a huge, dusty-looking trading post. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a pacifistic human named Danes Greenhouse. The trading post is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the trading post. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Bunch Color Shop [+] The Stinky Bunch Color Shop is a large, orderly-looking dyer. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, clean windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a worrying halfling named Poelne Learoarer. The dyer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye, you smell something fishy, and you hear a bubbling sound. There are 4 customers in the dyer. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Road Wares [+] The Eastern Road Wares is a huge, messy-looking clothing shop. The building faces east with a brick storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Gavina Rocketsprocket. The clothing shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the clothing shop. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.