Welcome to Boxhead!

Boxhead is known for the following resources:

• Scorpion beds that are avoided by unicorns. Ababin Lionsword said one might find a chest containing emeralds hidden around somewhere.
• Fresh pigment banks that are feared by zombies. The locals speak of a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.
• A creepy castle inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are avoided by magic users. Tmuk Nightslay said one might find piles of kitten mittens in a tomb nearby.
• Bountiful cork bushes that are feared by locals.

• A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Skadal Kindsword to learn more.
• Someone stole my statue. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tadog Bonesnapper for more information.
• Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hewson Tinkertonk.
• Wizard seeks apprentice. No pay until task is completed successfully. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jame Martiand.
• Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must not smell. Contact Adabin Oilstone.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Brurell Breggath.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen key. Reward available. Contact Dartthil Skystryke.
• Needed: Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Pat.
• Help! Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dartthil Mistwalker.
• Someone stole my valuables. Find the louse, dead or alive. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Junva Fusewink.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Contact Jory Ferand.
• Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Haltanae Hawkbow.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Tburm Bladestomach to learn more.
• Help! Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Sszrr.
• Ranger seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Lomir Smokestream.
• Required: woodcutting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gilwan Rocketcog for further details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Bloter.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Ziddzog Skullbreaker.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Adarigava Silentoak for more details.
• Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jo Bursford.
• Bored? Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Hewita Wobbsprocket.

• Pergoldne Wetgoat is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre saddler. She appears giddy.
• S'herzin heh Khalzin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted innkeeper. She appears intimidated.
• Hamn Oatsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled outfitter. She appears clumsy.
• Deleras Zhailg is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a decent vintner. She appears scattered.
• S'hoorssen ahn S'herzin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a decent outfitter. She appears deluded.
• Throbul Moonsmith is a female deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled priest. She appears unreliable.
• Weoverani Clawis is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled harness maker. She appears forbidding.
• Taurose Masnon is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cobbler. He appears deluded.
• Khalal teh Khalssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a renowned blacksmith. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Jedula Oatmane is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a gifted jeweler. She appears battle-ready.
• S'herzor teh Khalssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a decent adventurer. She appears lonely.
• Adabornda Heathereye is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent dyer. She appears gluttonous.
• Gheal ahn Yerssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked priest. She appears clumsy.
• Raasurg Breghoof is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a gifted sculptor. He appears smug.
• Serne Gardnerfield is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked brewer. She appears conspirational.
• S'hoorzor ahn Khalssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled interpreter. She appears attentive.
• Khalzor teh Khalssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a renowned bookbinder. He appears sick.
• Khalal teh Ghezin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a mediocre tilemaker. He appears egotistical.
• Basrian Entrawalker is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a skilled beer seller. He appears boastful.
• Fal Weathermidas is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a decent leatherworker. She appears gambling.
• Ghezor seh Gheal is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a decent roofer. She appears boastful.
• Hathrun Windstalker is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled jailer. He appears nosy.
• Erinfort Zhastrider is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled timberwright. He appears sick.
• Tolelly Talghost is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled sculptor. He appears attentive.
• S'herzin heh Khalssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a skilled courtier. She appears fashion concious.
• Falnir Jadecutter is a female deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned tinker. She appears jaded.

• Gubrog Headkiller, a drunken female half-orc. She is a druid who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Voths, a smitten male troglodyte. He is a wizard who is following the voices.
• Sroglakh Mokbreaker The Strong, a guarded female half-orc. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Waetra, a healthy male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Ulorin Pearlgrave, a fashion concious male half-dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Jam Martiliffe, a solemn female human. She is a fighter who is fleeing an assassin.
• Illvarthil Firebough, a healthy female elf. She is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Joe Davidand, a gambling male lycanthrope. He is a druid who is doing something amazing.
• Mick Daning, a battle-ready male half-orc. He is a wizard who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Loaros Borotalon, an accusatory male minotaur. He is a wizard who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Zhuggu Backsnapper, an easily offended male bugbear. He is a commoner who is doing something impossible.
• Ghezor heh Ghessen, a flirtatious female lizardfolk. She is a warrior who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Adamida Cogglejet, a deluded female gnome. She is a cleric who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Dzuexn Rockmouth, a contrarian female goblin. She is a commoner who is fleeing the law.
• Filnalava Longweaver, a sick male drow. He is an adept who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Wou'toor, an easily offended male mindflayer. He is a rogue who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Coddol Kaziilg, a nervous male minotaur. He is a cleric who is here to buy slaves.
• Khalzin heh S'hoorssen, a xenophobic female lizardfolk. She is a rogue who is following rumors of riches.
• Tolgrinine Wetgirdle, an exhausted female halfling. She is a barbarian who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Goire, a lovelorn male mindflayer. He is a monk who is here to buy slaves.
• Brorun Gravelmansion, an egotistical male deep dwarf. He is a cleric who is finding a missing artifact.
• Donry Dilden, an egotistical female half-elf. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Ghabel Eaglenut, a lovelorn female oddball. She is a warrior who is doing something nefarious.
• Dan Franville, a territorial male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Tilg, an embittered male troglodyte. He is an adept who is doing something amazing.

These establishments worthy of mention in Boxhead:

• The Lecherous Halfling Glass Crafters [+] The Lecherous Halfling Glass Crafters is a huge, packed-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with broken windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious halfling named Fal Littleale. The glassmaker hut is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 5 customers in the glassmaker hut. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Weasels Millers [+] The Happy Weasels Millers is a small, smelly-looking mill. The building faces northwest with large windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a spiteful lizardfolk named Khalssen fe S'heral. The mill is known for varying prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the mill. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Frog Healing House [+] The Snoring Frog Healing House is a normal sized, orderly-looking hospital. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy deep dwarf named Gordor Forgestaff. The hospital is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the hospital. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Yawning Studio [+] The Sterling Yawning Studio is a large, dirty-looking sculpting house. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a bamboo storefront, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a giddy lizardfolk named S'herzin ahn Ghezor. The sculpting house is known for moderate prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the sculpting house. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Rouge Butchery [+] The Violet Rouge Butchery is a small, disgusting-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gosipy deep dwarf named Balkon Gravelkiller. The slaughterhouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the slaughterhouse. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stumpy Boar Dry Goods [+] The Stumpy Boar Dry Goods is a large, damp-looking general store. The building faces southeast with no windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a deluded halfling named Adacoda Prettyfield. The general store is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the general store. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Baiter Druggist [+] The Hilltop Baiter Druggist is an average sized, dirty-looking apothecary. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a forgetful minotaur named Gorana Windrunner. The apothecary is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, you smell fresh herbs, and you hear a rythimic scraping. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Dungeon Inc. [+] The Gelded Dungeon Inc. is a small, dusty-looking weaponshop. The building faces southwest with two windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a thick minotaur named Oestsoe Dawncaller. The weaponshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the weaponshop. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Alicorn Candle Maker [+] The Severed Alicorn Candle Maker is a typical sized, disgusting-looking illuminator. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, many windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a loud deep dwarf named Grunorin Redmolder. The illuminator is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Boar Leatherworks [+] The Burly Boar Leatherworks is a large, cluttered-looking leathershop. The building faces southwest with two windows, a roof made from tile, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy minotaur named Cyrnorgath Youngstride. The leathershop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the leathershop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Iron Timberyard [+] The Screaming Iron Timberyard is a typical sized, tidy-looking lumberyard. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic lizardfolk named Khalssen fe S'hoorzin. The lumberyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the lumberyard. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Ivy Harnesses [+] The Guinea Ivy Harnesses is a typical sized, disgusting-looking harness maker. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready deep dwarf named Garond Ironshield. The harness maker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the harness maker. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Giant Fish House [+] The Boiling Giant Fish House is an average sized, packed-looking fishery. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a roof made from turf, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jaded halfling named Falmira Buncefoot. The fishery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 3 customers in the fishery. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Song Designs [+] The Twisted Song Designs is a normal sized, orderly-looking engineering firm. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a self-obsessed halfling named El Gardnercaller. The engineering firm is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the engineering firm. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Pig Secondary School [+] The Furious Pig Secondary School is a large, neat-looking school. The building faces southeast with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an egotistical halfling named Tolmira Millblower. The school is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the school. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Darkroot Sculptures [+] The Sterling Darkroot Sculptures is a small, damp-looking sculpting house. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a scattered halfling named Serbardly Scatterman. The sculpting house is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the sculpting house. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Elves Ale House [+] The Ever-full Elves Ale House is a huge, crowded-looking beer seller. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a xenophobic lizardfolk named Khalal ahn Yerzor. The beer seller is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 5 customers in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Kraken Vinters [+] The Pink Kraken Vinters is a typical sized, dusty-looking vinyard. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an authoritarian minotaur named Sheris Tesrunner. The vinyard is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the vinyard. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Singing Harpoon Shipyard [+] The Singing Harpoon Shipyard is a small, dirty-looking shipyard. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, large windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed minotaur named Hecarigani Windwind. The shipyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 4 customers in the shipyard. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Nomad Inc. [+] The Desert Nomad Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking masonry shop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, clean windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an apologetic lizardfolk named Yerssen teh Ghezin. The masonry shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the masonry shop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Grog High School [+] The Furious Grog High School is a huge, packed-looking school. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a brick storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a smug minotaur named Jedmain Athsoult. The school is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the school. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Dwarves Shoes [+] The Splintered Dwarves Shoes is a small, messy-looking shoe shop. The building faces north with a brick storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patriotic halfling named Adabard Honorbough. The shoe shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you hear a kitten mewing, and you smell scent of leather. There is 1 customer in the shoe shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Black Twins Inc. [+] The Black Twins Inc. is an average sized, disgusting-looking law enforcement. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a trusting minotaur named Cirianu Rainak. The law enforcement is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the law enforcement. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Iron Shrine [+] The Thirsty Iron Shrine is a small, messy-looking temple. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a deluded deep dwarf named Lokon Honorcrown. The temple is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Rose Guard House [+] The Dirty Rose Guard House is a typical sized, filthy-looking barrack. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a quiet minotaur named Hatho Swiftis. The barrack is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Lotus Bags [+] The Northern Lotus Bags is a normal sized, disgusting-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a fashion concious minotaur named Bestoron Wintergan. The pursemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.