Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 7,442
- Children: 10.35% (770)
- Elderly: 25.75% (1,916)
Racial Breakdown
- 3,148 gnome (42.3%)
- 2,456 elf (33%)
- 1,712 half-orc (23%)
- 126 other (1.6%)
Misc.
- 5 Districts
- 173 Businesses
- 1,096 Specialists
- 955 Residences
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Dandew is known for the following resources:
- Defenseless kangaroo mobs that are avoided by travelers. Somoeone said someone found piles of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
- A blessed tower inhabited by defenseless quails that are feared by children.
- Bee hives that are feared by zombies. One might find bags of silver in a well.
- Kitten glarings that are feared by witches. Khalssen teh S'herzin said somoeone said someone found piles of platinum in a dungeon.
- Rich dangerous dragon wiers that are feared by travelers. Somoeone said someone found bags of saphires buried near there.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Some time ago, the townsfolk of Lower Elmaman Green lived in peace. Things were quiet, but one day a murderer named Thetha Stonebash slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to kill Thetha Stonebash, but didn't get close. Along came a impatient mindflayer named Wra'k'morn, who was a skilled storyteller. Wra'k'morn had a plan to trick the murderer by using magic to banish it. When Wra'k'morn faced the murderer, Wra'k'morn killed the murderer.
- In times past, the constable of San Coryshall lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day a murderer named Yik destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Yik, but didn't get close. Along came a smug half-elf named Aletai Orleoak, who was a skilled storyteller. Aletai had the thought to slay the murderer by making a wager with Yik. When Aletai Orleoak faced the murderer, Aletai Orleoak tricked Yik.
- Legends tell of Erartlas' Amulet, a special amulet with the capability to summon angels. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
- Legends tell of Jame's Quill, a special quill with the power to summon demons. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
- Some time ago, a Pooka stalked the woods during a full moon and was drawn towards murderers. Folks say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Help! Ranger seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grimgan Copperroad.
- Looking for something new? Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Danry Marall if interested.
- Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Donry Morsford if interested.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bottle of wine. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Dane Haren.
- Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Must be clean. Reward is a secret. Contact Dabugh Skullripper The Black for more information.
- Looking for work? Missing potato. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Morond Orangemouth.
- Required: homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Heweno Cobblebun.
- Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Special attire required. Contact Micke Tramden.
- Help! I'm looking for rare grigs, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Accidental Death insurance required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gubel Rockmane if interested.
- Looking for something new? ultimate fighting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Tilraz.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Ssztra.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shoe. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jamic Davall.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickry Kleinord.
- Looking for something new? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Mild danger may be involved. Will pay in gold. Contact Merose Thunderwind.
- Missing tiara. We suspect giant spiders are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Donic Broling.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Deltthil Hlaerose is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned engineer. She appears self-obsessed.
- Delrigssa Hunithsky is a female elf who is known in the city as being a gifted seamstress. She appears outlandish.
- Aikey Gearwink is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled professor. He appears skeptical.
- Tramurg Mokbreaker is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre painter. She appears quiet.
- Don Whitein is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent smith. He appears trusting.
- Alehiathil Myrthsight is a male elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled pastrycook. He appears treasure-obsessed.
- Kia Thermocog is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked armorer. He appears attentive.
- Haaleniyn Gyssewind is a male elf who is known in the city as being a skilled engineer. He appears patriotic.
- Trotg Skullbreaker is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled armorer. He appears contrarian.
- Chalenthil Shadowrun is a male elf who is known in the world as being a renowned cooper. He appears trusting.
- Ilyriglleu Moonsworn is a female elf who is known in the world as being a decent adventurer. She appears grieving.
- Darlenthil Skyblade is a male elf who is known in the world as being a renowned grocer. He appears spiteful.
- Carlita Tiddlytonk is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled trader. He appears healthy.
- Ellenlas Feathereye is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled astrologer. He appears authoritarian.
- Junina Thermogadget is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled locksmith. He appears nihilistic.
- Tul Greasebolt is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent undertaker. He appears intimidated.
- Azzog Skullcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled banker. She appears gluttonous.
- Mickes Whitesone is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent apothecary. He appears authoritarian.
Travelers [-]
- Micke Whitworth, a gambling female half-dwarf. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
- Yorbin Lightsmelter, a jaded male deep dwarf. He is a rogue who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Vessrc, a chatty female mindflayer. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a misconception.
- Gozra, an efficient female troglodyte. She is a warrior who is seeking thrills and adventure.
- Ruguk Dreadhand, a guilty female goblin. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Wouvy, an outlandish male mindflayer. He is a wizard who is finding work as a spy.
- Balond Drakearm, a smug male deep dwarf. He is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Belvarai Eyllissky, a fatalistic female drow. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
- Praride, an insecure male mindflayer. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a thug.
- Falne Runningward, a giddy female halfling. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Gavlita Gyrobun, a fashion concious male gnome. He is a warrior who is here to destroy a misconception.
- Jam Robertliffe, a helpful female oddball. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Dandew:
- The Northern Cesspit Inc. [+]
- The Nomadic Boar Inc. [+]
- The Smithy Twins Shop [+]
- The Mended Ent Barrels [+]
- The Burly Stump Leatherworks [+]
- The Thirsty Hammer Worship House [+]
- The Olde Virgin Bags [+]
- The Thirsty Crow Temple [+]
- The Royal Hole Fine Forks [+]
- The Deepwater Dungeon House of Ill Repute [+]
- The Prancing Maiden Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
- The Plaid Giant Youth Hostel [+]
- The Twin Cup Shop [+]
- The Old Frog Fine Bows [+]
- The Dreaming Ivy Clinic [+]
- The Beefy Axehandle Botique [+]
- The Mended Thug Barrels [+]
- The Ruby Halflings Chop House [+]