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Welcome to Dedbon!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,231
  • Children: 31.28% (385)
  • Elderly: 10.72% (132)

Racial Breakdown

  • 1,181 half-elf (95.9%)
  • 21 halfling (1.7%)
  • 15 other (1.2%)
  • 14 dwarf (1.1%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 67 Businesses
  • 136 Specialists
  • 152 Residences

Summary [-]

Dedbon is a small town in the Western Umbcanor County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small town is nominally populated (3,074/sq km), covers 0.40 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 713 meters.

Climate [-]

Dedbon has a Tropical Rainforest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures, continual rain year-round, and has minimal natural seasons, and has negligible seasons. Winds in the region are non-existent and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with moderate variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Dedbon sees a single star overhead: Lur, a supermassive blue star. Dedbon also has a single moon: Himaro, an average pale yellow moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive galaxy that has been around for time immemorial and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling marble stockade that is 9 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 89% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.70 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Dedbon; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with irregular dirt tracks in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, poor, wealthy, professional, and civic.

Government [-]

Dedbon is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as horribly inefficient. Officials in Dedbon are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are ridiculed. The political influence of Dedbon in the region is enduring due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population overcomes their differences.

Leader [-]

Dedbon is ruled by Cardinal Elhkaro. The Cardinal has been in power for mere hours and is despised by the people. There is strong opposition to the Cardinal and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through the acclaim of the nobles.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a crime mobs, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 1.38% of the population (17 adults).

Military [-]

Dedbon has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 181 citizens (14.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 92 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 7 (4%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and crumbling stockade, Dedbon is reasonably well fortified. Dedbon fighters are hated for their use of unarmed combat in battle. They are despised for their frenzied fighting and are considered moderately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Dedbon is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Dedbon is known for the following resources:

  • A new grave yard inhabited by tame cobras that are feared by vampires.
  • Dangerous peacock musters that are frequented by zombies.
  • A creepy tower inhabited by tame chinchillas that are hunted by zombies. Somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
  • A magical mine inhabited by vampire cormorants that are feared by travelers. One might find a stash of silver buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of James' Jug, a unique jug with the ability to speak for itself. It was last seen years ago.
  • Legends tell of Donic's Bedpan, a magical bedpan with the power to solve any riddle. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.

Events [-]

Dedbon is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Needed: grog tester wanted. Must provide your own transportation. Reward is a secret. Contact Dzuog Metalcutter.
  • Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Prior experience required. Will pay in gold. Contact Peria Dawnganthi.
  • Someone stole my ring of Cerobleh. Find the louse, dead or alive. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Deltai Evenmane.
  • Required: Commoner seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Wizton Cobbleblast.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a secret. Contact Per Scatterwanderer.
  • Help Needed: Kzkasr Ghostthowl has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Xodods Dreadbone if interested.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bit.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rxods Darkcutter if intrigued.
  • Help! Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Reward is a secret. Contact Kish Bearclaw for more details.
  • Help Wanted: Tbor Bladeshredder has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Xuods Ironmaw.
  • Help! giant spiders-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Guduk Boarbranch.

People [-]

The people in Dedbon are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Adaco Hotale is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre forester. She appears mopey.
  • Daves Jameore is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled cobbler. She appears forbidding.
  • Adaartanae Baequisun is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent bounty hunter. She appears smug.
  • Ardal Quartzmine is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled forester. He appears apologetic.
  • Jamic Andrson is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre tavern. She appears vengeful.
  • Larrigtars Arkenealight is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked painter. He appears outlandish.
  • Garkon Deepgoblet is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled jeweler. He appears fashion concious.
  • Dan Wilerton is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled salter. He appears homesick.
  • Podiine Tosswolf is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a decent glassmaker. He appears patronizing.
  • Sernell Meligather is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a mocked prostitute. He appears contrarian.
  • Adattars Summerears is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent interpreter. She appears cautious.
  • Amacob Runninggage is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a decent astrologer. He appears insecure.
  • Skarim Jetmansion is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled librarian. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Adadin Starstomach is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled teacher. She appears gluttonous.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gavlita Gyrofuel, an intimidating female gnome. She is a bard who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Perne Prettyfingers, a beligerent male halfling. He is an expert who is seeking revenge.
  • Dan Colville, a shifty female human. She is a cleric who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Tomlin Tinkerbit, an intimidating male gnome. He is a sorcerer who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Abarun Hawkblood, a pious female dwarf. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
  • Abatinne Everwind, a clumsy female elf. She is a commoner who is fleeing an assassin.
  • Brorin Carbonfinger, a forbidding male dwarf. He is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Dedbon:

  • The Wanton Lotus Grave Diggers [+]
  • The Green Goblins Ceramics [+]
  • The Wrong Harpoon Garbage Lot [+]
  • The Lascivious Wand Inc. [+]
  • The Rusty Kraken Inc. [+]
  • The Happy Cesspit Magic Eye Piece [+]
  • The Northern Weasels Bags [+]
  • The Fallen Thug Inc. [+]
  • The Dry Wench Shoppe [+]
  • The Frosty Bunch Shrine [+]
  • The Tipsy Rooster Supplies [+]
  • The Open Maiden Shoppe [+]
  • The Randy Hen Work Camp [+]
  • The Boiling Octopus Fish Camp [+]