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Welcome to North Labert!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 870
  • Children: 28.16% (245)
  • Elderly: 12.99% (113)

Racial Breakdown

  • 808 half-elf (92.8%)
  • 33 halfling (3.7%)
  • 19 half-orc (2.1%)
  • 9 half-dwarf (1%)
  • 1 other (0.1%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 42 Businesses
  • 72 Specialists
  • 112 Residences

Summary [-]

North Labert is a large village in the Chamborak District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest large village is nominally populated (1,934/sq km), covers 0.45 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 756 meters.

Climate [-]

North Labert has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally hot with minor variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

North Labert sees a single star overhead: Sic, an average orange star. North Labert also has a single moon: Himaka, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive black hole that has been around for time immemorial and an imposing supernova that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a crumbling limestone barrier that is 11 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.23 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to North Labert; no roads are major. The city is lined with pristine cobblestone paths in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and slums.

Government [-]

North Labert is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in North Labert are often seen as corrupt and nefarious and the policies are hated. The political influence of North Labert in the region is consistent due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population overcomes their differences.

Leader [-]

North Labert is ruled by Raja Jengan Electrojet. The Raja has been in power for mere days and is honored by the people. There is violent opposition to the Raja and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained by unwavering supporters.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a roving thieves, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a council, with a common punishment being maiming.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 1.38% of the population (12 adults).

Military [-]

North Labert has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 126 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 65 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 6 (5%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and crumbling barrier, North Labert is reasonably well fortified. North Labert fighters are hated for their use of unarmed combat in battle. They are despised for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in North Labert is currently flourishing.

Resources [-]

North Labert is known for the following resources:

  • Many coffee fields that are avoided by townspeople. Trexn Evilrot said one might dig up a stash of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
  • Cormorant flights that are feared by magic users. One might dig up bags of saphires in a well.
  • Creepy guano banks that are avoided by locals.
  • Ancient rock salt deposits that are hunted by wenches.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times past, the townsfolk of Ballcreek lived in harmony. Things were peaceful, but one day a demon named Ghakosh Backbreaker took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The townsfolk tried to kill Ghakosh Backbreaker, but didn't get close. Along came Voths the troglodyte, who was a skilled storyteller. Voths had the thought to slay the demon by killing the demon while he slept. When Voths faced the demon, Voths defeated Ghakosh Backbreaker and rescued the hostages.
  • Legends tell of Balgan's Rake, a special rake with the power to summon demons. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • In times gone by, the constable of Dakhead lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day a devil named Cyrfort Zhamist destroyed a nearby village. The constable tried to kill Cyrfort Zhamist, but were caught. Along came a half-orc named Throglash Bonebreaker The Gray, who was a sneaky thief. Throglash had an idea to slay the devil by causing a distraction while others struck. When Throglash Bonebreaker The Gray faced the devil, Throglash Bonebreaker The Gray banished Cyrfort Zhamist.

Events [-]

North Labert is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Help Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Fillenlleu Blackspear.
  • Adacob Montaburrow has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Dane Colston.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ilartlleu Myrthbough.
  • Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Drobul Greaseyplate.
  • Missing goat. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Anzer.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Joes Bernaford.
  • Needed: Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must not smell. Contact Gobel Oxsnout.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Must be clean. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Blagg Headkiller if intrigued.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Discretion required. Contact Danry Brownling for more information.
  • Missing jewel. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ninvin Triggerblast if interested.

People [-]

The people in North Labert accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Gorbul Feasthall is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bather. He appears guarded.
  • Grimnir Drakegrieve is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled salter. He appears apologetic.
  • Done Stanand is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a renowned social worker. She appears mopey.
  • Elvariyn Kindhelm is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled dyer. He appears efficient.
  • Throgar Redring is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted armorer. He appears violent.
  • Thorril Strongmansion is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted bounty hunter. She appears patriotic.
  • Uldor Foeleg is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked locksmith. She appears mopey.
  • Drobdu Boneripper is an androgynous half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled stablehand. It appears shifty.
  • Yorgan Tinforge is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre scribe. He appears insecure.
  • Joic Kleinin is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled scabbardmaker. She appears grieving.
  • Somurg Necknor is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled cutler. She appears patronizing.
  • Amado Raintory is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mocked armorer. She appears egotistical.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Xturm Laughbasher, a fashion concious male hobgoblin. He is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
  • Chief Zrorath Headkiller The Cruel, a spiteful male orc. He is a commoner who is on a mission from the gods.
  • Dzuzar Metalmurder, a solemn female goblin. She is a cleric who is fleeing from forced labor.
  • Tmoten Ghosttdeath, an unreliable male hobgoblin. He is a ranger who is here to buy slaves.
  • Ama Boffinbrother, a nihilistic female halfling. She is a fighter who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Mickic Marer, a lonely male lycanthrope. He is a warrior who is traveling with a circus.
  • Mhubud Backkiller, a violent male bugbear. He is a commoner who is traveling with an important person.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in North Labert:

  • The Merry Hole Brewery [+]
  • The Old Tree Fine Bows [+]
  • The Yellow Demon Disposal Area [+]
  • The Plaid Cat Hostel [+]
  • The Warm Hammer Grave Diggers [+]
  • The Playful Priest Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Sleeping Pot Inc. [+]
  • The Lost Badger Inc. [+]
  • The Royal Wine Fine Forks [+]
  • The Wistful Horse Shop [+]
  • The Severed Jane Candle Maker [+]
  • The Ever-full Rooster Brewery [+]